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#108 You Should Try The Coffee There1 comment

quill1 wrote 1 week ago: Man, it’s scary how many Dunkin’ Donuts shops there are in the Boston area. It’s l … more →

Tags: Diatribes, Coffee, donuts, dunkin donuts, starbucks, poo, Boston

An American Ideal Gas Law: Ben Franklin and the Perfumed Fart

Millicent wrote 2 weeks ago: Dear CF, I will compose a more dignified response soon but it is true that Everybody Poops, that no … more →

Tags: Benjamin Franklin, Comedy, Fart, Fish, Founding Fathers, Ideal gas law

Gorilla Wins Booker Prize

badwisdom wrote 1 month ago: Mr Davis is one of our most exciting new writers The 2009 Booker Prize was won by Woodrow Davis, a 2 … more →

Tags: Nature, World Events, Art and Culture, Award Winning, gorilla, Ealing, Booker Prize, Turner Prize, Iraq War

Bored Game Movies

worldsasmyth wrote 1 month ago: Moviefone reported here that Monopoly has officially been given the green light, and that Ridley Sco … more →

Tags: Literary, Movies, Stupid, studios, Hollywood, monopoly, Ridley Scott, battleships, Film Drunk

Random rant: Cirit Or Die - BLAARGHHH MY INNARDS Edition6 comments

Honoo wrote 1 month ago: The Poop, a subject we called taboo when it comes to discussions. Of all things I thought about toda … more →

Tags: Food for Thought, Random Rantings, body waste, diarrhea, feces, Gastroenterology, Poop, Shit, watch what you eat

Greening your Pets

sullyonsports wrote 2 months ago: Sad story, my family lost one of our own this weekend. My sister’s 12-year-old dog, Angel, pas … more →

Tags: Green, Pets, Poop, poo, feces, Doggie doo, Dogs, Cats, organic

Toilet mannerisms

themarchingjester wrote 2 months ago: Hello all, I hope you have been well. I had the worst case of the runs two nights ago after consumin … more →

Tags: To Start Off With, Michele, Life at home, wedding, Marriage, spring, Apricots, Fruit, laxative

Gallery - work study job - reading the preface to the Phenomenology

nowyearfive wrote 2 months ago: Gallery – work-study job – reading the preface to the Phenomenology in Kaufmann’s … more →

Tags: sex, Porn, Torpor, Ennui, Orpheus, Lot, completeness, Peace, Television

In the Details, Part Two3 comments

Vanity of Vanities! wrote 2 months ago: If you missed the first installment of this series, please go back and read it here.  As I stated be … more →

Tags: Undeniably Awesome, Useless, Yeshua, Christianity, Religion, Wisdom, Deuteronomy

Tell me everything you know.

nowyearfive wrote 3 months ago: Tell me everything you know. I know that I know more than I know that I know. Noise, vibrations in m … more →

Tags: Liv Tyler, Douglas Adams, Don Quixote, Sancho Panza, knowledge, sex, Body, Dreams, Punk

a letter to chelsea

chocolatespacemonkey wrote 3 months ago: Dear Chelsea, Holy SPITIT? Fuck. I am just going fucking crazy. There is a lame dementedness about t … more →

Tags: Gastanks, Hate, letter, Shit, angry letter, abomination, Holy Spirit, Insanity, Mad

your lips are Caprison packets of sex juice; now where is the straw?

chocolatespacemonkey wrote 4 months ago: Things I’d like to write about while I’m asleep. I think about them when I’m aslee … more →

Tags: Blankets, sex, Love, Women, Dreams, Rambling, Blood+, Wisdom, Cigarettes

"Green Gold" and "Battlefield: Hope lost"

lint wrote 4 months ago: These two pieces are similar in that they introduce a second voice to the reader. Lint’s … more →

Tags: Thoughts atop the bowl, Battlefield, green gold, hope lost, J, Lint, second voice, Squeeze, Sues-esque

Deep Thoughts arrives!

lint wrote 4 months ago: Finally! The long awaited atop-the-bowl blog is here! To help get things moving, lint will be postin … more →

Tags: Deep Thoughts, atop the bowl, bowl-philosophers, Deep thought, J, Lint, Prose

Baby Food, Birthdays, and Duty

twowheelsoneworld wrote 4 months ago: Did I mention that my mom had her 50th Birthday party extravaganza yesterday? I didn’t? Well, … more →

Tags: Things That Make Me Hate, About Me, Family, Personal, People, Life, writing, Random, Rant

La Grande Bouffe

Franz Patrick wrote 5 months ago: Grande Bouffe, La ★ / ★★★★ “La Grande Bouffe,” or “The Big Feast,” directed … more →

Tags: films, bad films, Bad Movies, Chef, Cinema, Comedy, Dark Comedy, Erotic, excess

The dreaded Jacu bird2 comments

gettrich wrote 5 months ago: Waiting for Jacu bird poop I think my husband has finally lost his mind. I’ve always known that he w … more →

Tags: Marriage, gross, husband, Jacu, Bird, Coffee, Java, Poop, Dunkin

Was Christ's Excrement Holy?11 comments

Rob Kashow wrote 5 months ago: In the spirit of the scholastics, and addressing a digression that took place in the comments sectio … more →

Tags: scholastics, Crap, holy excrement, holy crap, Homoousia, homoiousia, Deity, Deity of Christ, Just For Fun

FOX NEWS: FINALLY SPEAKS ON THE OBAMA ELIGIBLITY ISSUE2 comments

themadjewess wrote 5 months ago: … more →

Tags: 1 FALSE TRAITOR TREASONOUS PREZ, obama, Birth Certificate, POTUS, SCOTUS, colb, Racist, Eligibility, not born here


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