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Forgive me

How does that joke go? A customs officer has 3 ways to verify your nationality. They can ask you:

General Musings

Please Excuse Me

Please excuse me if you look over my shoulder in public and see that I’m scrolling through hundreds of photos of boobs. Also, please excuse me if you catch me looking at your boobs. 40 more words

ENNIO MORRICONE-MORRICONE HIGH-THE TRIPPIER SIDE OF MORRICONE.

ENNIO MORRICONE-MORRICONE HIGH-THE TRIPPIER SIDE OF MORRICONE.

Although Ennio Morricone’s name is synonymous with film soundtracks, there’s much more to his career than that. This includes over 100 classical pieces that Ennio wrote between 1946 and the late-fifties. 1,582 more words

Jazz

No Warning at the Beginning of Pitbull's New Song for World Cup Brazil 2014

Pitbull, aka Mr. Worldwide, aka the hit-maker who is famous for his formulaic club hits has released a new song entitled “We Are One (Ole Ola)” which is the official song of the upcoming World Cup in Brazil. 159 more words

Sports

A loud obnoxious burp escapes Bennett’s mouth at the dinner table.

Me: Do ya think you could close your mouth?… What do you say?

Bennett: I’m sorry…….

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Funny Crap My Kid Says

Manners in 7 Steps

Your child’s embarrassing behavior isn’t always intentional (though it might sometimes seem so!). Children sometimes just don’t realize that it is rude to interrupt, or share their thoughts about the animal they are reminded of on seeing a particularly large person! 560 more words