What brutal sprawls of twisted deathmaze encroach on our precious isle of Manhattan! What beast-infested nooks and crannies where taxis dare not roam! What great food-trapping beards that outgristle… more →
Caligula Vs. Nerocaligulacaesar wrote 1 year ago: What brutal sprawls of twisted deathmaze encroach on our precious isle of Manhattan! What beast-inf … more →
caligulacaesar wrote 1 year ago: That’ll be the title of Caligula’s finest book of poems, the fourth and final volume of … more →
caligulacaesar wrote 1 year ago: Facebook community, Caligula is so sorry. Sorry I coded an application so special, so visionary, so … more →
caligulacaesar wrote 1 year ago: Dear Crazy, Infection-Ridden, Dog-Infatuated, Probably Homeless Lady Who Roams Central Park West: Wh … more →
nerodownfeather wrote 1 year ago: Ever have one of those moments on the subway—after what turned out to be a bitch of a girlfriend dum … more →
caligulacaesar wrote 1 year ago: The emptiness of this city. You feel it with every issue of the New Yorker—that piece of fiction ab … more →
caligulacaesar wrote 1 year ago: Q. What’s worse than a plagarist? A. A time-traveling plagarist. Close friends have been readi … more →
caligulacaesar wrote 1 year ago: But hear me out. It’s all true. A goose has been following me. No, you shut up. I’m n … more →
caligulacaesar wrote 1 year ago: You nerds have some explaining to do. And don’t come at me with all this L337 5p34k, for the … more →
nerodownfeather wrote 1 year ago: I confess to having LOLcat fever, despite my mixed feelings on the phenomenon. On the one hand, thes … more →
caligulacaesar wrote 1 year ago: There’s much to be said for the work of Albert Camus, apparently. I’ve had some servants … more →