He keeps telling everyone he is a shoulder-fetishist. That can’t be the reason why he is still single!… more →
FICTIONIVENreviewsmith wrote 2 weeks ago: NY: Knopf, 2000. This is a rather odd novel, set in an off-kilter world and filled with decidedly st … more →
iven c wrote 5 months ago: He keeps telling everyone he is a shoulder-fetishist. That can’t be the reason why he is still singl … more →
iven c wrote 6 months ago: He only likes women that are at least four hundred times more brilliant than himself. I guess that … more →
iven c wrote 6 months ago: People have been secretly nice to him because they all assumed he had an autistic childhood. I guess … more →
iven c wrote 6 months ago: He has been having lunch at the same cafeteria everyday for three months straight. I guess that’s wh … more →
iven c wrote 6 months ago: He is twenty-four years old and he has never won anything at a major competition. I guess that’s why … more →
iven c wrote 6 months ago: He thinks South Park is the greatest literary creation since Dante’s Divine Comedy which is ha … more →
iven c wrote 8 months ago: # 17 When I woke up, the light box of that big fashion corporation was still glowing. … more →
iven c wrote 8 months ago: # 16 When I woke up, that lady from Shanghai was still smiling at me apologetically. … more →
iven c wrote 8 months ago: # 15 When I woke up, Winston was still puffing. … more →
iven c wrote 8 months ago: # 14 When she woke up, I was still skulking around the corridor. … more →
iven c wrote 8 months ago: # 13 When I woke up, John Major was still delivering his speech. … more →
iven c wrote 8 months ago: # 12 When I woke up, she was still dinning in her imaginary Chinatown. … more →
iven c wrote 8 months ago: # 11 When I woke up, the immigrants were still swimming with dolphins. … more →
iven c wrote 8 months ago: # 10 When I woke up, the buggers were still buggering on the trees, in the closets, on the stages, i … more →
iven c wrote 8 months ago: # 9 When I woke up, the elephant was still in my pyjamas. … more →
iven c wrote 8 months ago: # 8 When I woke up, eye contacts were still on sick leave. … more →
iven c wrote 8 months ago: L’Uomo Vogue’s interview with Emile Hirsch typed word by word! I am doing something not … more →
iven c wrote 8 months ago: #7 When I woke up, Dead Man was still directed by Jim Jarmusch. … more →