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Flying the flag doesn't help
Four days have passed since the National Day Parade which means that my town council can now remove the half a million or so flags that have festooned the entire estate for the last two months. Actual… more →
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Flying the flag doesn't help
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joethegreat wrote 2 years ago: Four days have passed since the National Day Parade which means that my town council can now remove … more →
Forget Lambos and big penises.
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joethegreat wrote 2 years ago: What will get you the women is cuteness. Such as this video right here. Show it to any unsuspecting … more →
On Butt Rests
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joethegreat wrote 2 years ago: Recently, certain MRT stations have acquired butt rests (I don’t know what they’re reall … more →
They don't deserve a raise unless they fight.
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joethegreat wrote 2 years ago: Today, I was listless at work. Nothing held any meaning. I got briefed on something, struggled with … more →
Put down your microphones. Please?
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joethegreat wrote 2 years ago: Ladies and gentlemen, it’s true – karaoke will kill you. Or at least I wish it would, but it won’t. … more →
Children are a waste of time
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joethegreat wrote 2 years ago: As I was listening to Tenacious D on the train this evening, another sort of scream pierced my Cresy … more →
On newly-weds and bad breath
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joethegreat wrote 2 years ago: A few days ago, I met SB on the train to work and we got around to talking about a couple, let’s cal … more →
Stop tinkering
joethegreat wrote 3 years ago: Yesterday, as with every other day, I was welcomed home by a cacophony of barking, slobbering and th … more →
Crocs
joethegreat wrote 3 years ago: Eric Cantona once said “When seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be … more →
Daisy chains
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joethegreat wrote 3 years ago: A daisy chain refers to sexual relations between three or more people, with each person both perform … more →
Vote for us or vote for us.
joethegreat wrote 3 years ago: This was reported by Channel News Later on Tuesday. PM Lee said: “Many of those who voted for … more →
Dear cad,
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joethegreat wrote 3 years ago: It could all have been so beautiful, you and her. But no, you had to go and screw everything up. Pro … more →
A Letter to the President(ial Candidate)
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joethegreat wrote 4 years ago: Dear Mr Presidential Candidate, I read with great sadness of your failed application for presidency. … more →
On being fat
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joethegreat wrote 4 years ago: When I was fat, the world was a smaller place. The trees were thinner, the pants were tighter and so … more →
Just you wait
joethegreat wrote 4 years ago: It seems that the President has been sworn in again. Darn. Our beloved source of national pride and … more →
Another suicide.
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joethegreat wrote 4 years ago: Another loss of a young life. Another chance to be thankful that we aren’t (and I hope will never be … more →
Another reply to another comment.
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joethegreat wrote 4 years ago: Dear Suzanne, A Presidential candidate knows he has really touched the hearts of the people when, in … more →
My reply to yet another comment on my application
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joethegreat wrote 4 years ago: Dear John Bollocks, With all due respect, this is the first time I have had to justify myself to a p … more →
Application for the Position of President
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joethegreat wrote 4 years ago: To the Presidential Elections Committee: I hereby put my name forth for consideration as President. … more →
