Don’t know what to do with your ashes once you have been cremated? Well, the offer in the funeral market is pretty wide. You can have them sent into space for a little less than $700, made into a diamond, turned into “sand” for an hourglass or stuffing for a teddy bear.
Bowlers have to play like they’re having sex. You’ve got wood in the alley, balls in your hand, and lube for the game. Too much lube and you won’t get a good hook to hit the sweet spot, not enough lube and you won’t make it to the end, if you end up in a gutter, you’re doing it wrong.