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Who put a banana peel on my surfboard?

I finally, finally, FINALLY got to taste my beloved salty water again this morning.

Complete with a new car that will successfully and safely get me from A to B, I tromped off down to the beach for dawn patrol. 272 more words

Three You Don't Want To See Fail (2011)

1. Your business.

2. Your children.

3. A nuclear plant generator.


In the U.S., a better maintenance plan-

Should be directly on hand.

"Three By M.E./Rhymes Of The Times"

Dear Brain

Dear Brain,

You are not my friend. Happiness to tears in under five minutes is not acceptable unless I’m within 3 days of my period. I don’t care how stressed I’ve been. 66 more words

Emotional Sorting Room

Trying too hard

I want to go and hurt myself, sabotage my work, give up, leave, scream, pull off my hair. I’m so sorry, I guess I failed to be positive. 160 more words