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Charles Grassley forgets he's a politician, speaks like regular American. Disaster ensues.1 comment

Pete wrote 9 months ago: “The first thing that would make me feel a little bit better toward them (is) if they’d … more →

Tags: awesomeness, Economic DEF-CON 5, Morons, washington dc

America finallys gets justice. No money, mind you, that's all gone. But sweet, sweet, worthless justice.

Pete wrote 9 months ago: With the economy continuing its downslide, pitting comedian against agitated investment guru and cre … more →

Tags: Breaking News, Crime, schadenfreude

OJ goes out on Thursdays, isn't aware of karma.

Pete wrote 1 year ago: One more thing I forgot to mention during the rundown of what happened during my brief, sloth-induce … more →

Tags: schadenfreude, OJ Simpson, Current Events, ruined parties, Prison

Excuse me, Ms. Spears?1 comment

Pete wrote 1 year ago: Could you just roll over for a second?  Yes, I know you’re lying face down in the gutter alrea … more →

Tags: schadenfreude, Britney Spears, Funny or Die

The Real Victim

Pete wrote 1 year ago: You know, when you hear that a former Presidential candidate has now publicly admitted to cheating o … more →

Tags: Election 2008, hillary clinton, Howard Wolfson, John Edwards

An Important Reminder4 comments

Pete wrote 1 year ago: No matter how cool you think you are now, even if you have a really great skin for your iPod or a pa … more →

Tags: bad ideas, Why, disturbing trends, limp bizkit, Fred Durst

What are you doing to fight Humongous Oil?1 comment

Pete wrote 1 year ago: Hillary Clinton was on my television this morning, telling me that, despite the fact that nobody any … more →

Tags: bad ideas, USA! USA!, Election 2008, Big Oil, Black Gold, populism, Pandering, gas tax holiday

You gotta want it so bad you can taste it. Or bite it.

Pete wrote 1 year ago: A wrestling coach from back in the region of my upbringing has apparently got himself into hot water … more →

Tags: bad ideas, Morons, Why, Crime, central cambria, Wrestling, biting, upper thighs

I applied to be on Jeopardy! last night.

Pete wrote 1 year ago: And I never thought I’d be so nervous to see if I’ve earned the right to be randomly sel … more →

Tags: This can only end in disaster, jeopardy

College football recruiting is a fickle mistress. It also hates you, promising young football player.

Pete wrote 2 years ago: There is something undeniably seedy about grown men obsessing over the physical prowesses of high sc … more →

Tags: YouTube, Notre Dame, Morons, The Internet is rife with horrors, disturbing trends, charlie Weis, College Football, Appalachian State, Michigan

Here, enjoy some Haiknus.

Pete wrote 2 years ago: Bikini-clad Mom Can see her children sometimes Underwear still banned Attorney: Spears regains tempo … more →

Tags: disturbing trends, Britney Spears, Current Events, Haiknus, david copperfield, staph infection

Thesis

Pete wrote 2 years ago: People imitating Jim Rome is exponentially more entertaining that Jim Rome himself. This thesis also … more →

Tags: Sports, narcissism, ESPN, Jim Rome, Neil Diamond

Squirrel: Delicious and Nutritious. Gah.2 comments

Pete wrote 2 years ago: People make a lot of jokes about folks from the South.  They say they don’t have any teeth, th … more →

Tags: bad ideas, The Internet is rife with horrors, USA! USA!, YouTube

Crotch Trauma Friday: I know it's late, and you'll like it that way.

Pete wrote 2 years ago: Sorry for the lack of posting today, watching Notre Dame struggle to find its collective ass with 22 … more →

Tags: College Football, Crotch Trauma Friday, disturbing trends, Michigan, Notre Dame, This can only end in disaster, YouTube

When Michigan loses, the children suffer.

Pete wrote 2 years ago: “Do you see, Lloyd? Do you see what you made me do? The fire consuming the favorite possession … more →

Tags: YouTube, schadenfreude, Why, This can only end in disaster, The Internet is rife with horrors, disturbing trends, Alcohol was involved, College Football, Appalachian State

At long last, Travelgolf.com ends their inexplicable silence on Brady Quinn

Pete wrote 2 years ago: Let’s say you’re hired to write a blog for a traveling while golfing website. And, for s … more →

Tags: bad ideas, Misc, Sports, Notre Dame, Morons, Brady Quinn, Why, The Internet is rife with horrors, College Football

New Jersey has a rare moment of insufficient class

Pete wrote 2 years ago: Rutgers played Navy this weekend. Navy as in the Naval Academy. As in the guys training to become th … more →

Tags: bad ideas, Morons, USA! USA!, Alcohol was involved, College Football

Guys. Seriously. Knock it off.

Pete wrote 2 years ago: If we had known this: would beget this: Which would ultimately beget this: I think we probably would … more →

Tags: YouTube, narcissism, schadenfreude, The Internet is rife with horrors, Britney Spears

Nothing says "youth sports," like "public humiliation."

Pete wrote 2 years ago: With the turning of the leaves comes the smacking of pads as football season rears its facemask-cove … more →

Tags: bad ideas, Morons, Manhood, disturbing trends


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