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Teenage Girl Literally Dies

MINNETONKA, MN—In a tragic turn of events during a Labor Day outing yesterday, a teenage girl literally died. “We appreciate all the love and support we have received at this difficult time,” said Michael Pitman who was told that daughter Kelly Pitman actually died from drowning in Lake Minnetonka after falling off a friend’s pontoon boat. 116 more words

Local

Putin Accuses Ukraine of Illegally Moving Borders

KIEV, (The Universal Rag) – Tensions in Ukraine’s restive east came to a head last week as NATO released satellite images showing Russian troops and heavy amour moving inside Ukrainian territory. 162 more words

News

Five happy things

1) Finally landed a Colbert Report reservation! I’ve only ever seen one taping, about seven years ago (!!), and was starting to worry I wouldn’t get to see it again before it disappears. 249 more words

Fake News

Children Missing - Death train busted

If you’ve seen news reports about “Death trains,” be aware that it is manufactured news. Unfortunately, it doesn’t explain what is happening to all of the children that go missing in Central America. 438 more words

Current Updates

ESPN Reports Dropped Soap Down 70% in St. Louis Rams Showers

ST. LOUIS, Missouri–ESPN NFL Insider John Clayton reported today that the St. Louis Rams have shown dramatic improvement this off-season in their ability to hold on to the soap in post-practice showers. 176 more words

Sports

Female Architect Has Brilliant Idea

Johanna Mane is one of the many female architects who exists. She is part of a long list of people who are also architects and are also female and have also existed for some time. 339 more words

Writing

SPORTS: Josh Shaw's Real Story is Unbelievable

LOS ANGELES, CA — News broke this past week that USC football player, Josh Shaw, made up a story about how he injured his ankles. The story that he lept from a balcony to save his drowning nephew, was apparently a complete fabrication. 338 more words

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