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Man Inspired to Open Gourmet Restaurant after Eating Bacon Clubhouse Burger from McDonalds

DUNDEE, MI – Local resident Stan Walls plans to open his first restaurant, A Taste of Gourmet, sometime early next year. Walls has spent his professional years working in sales for a plastics company, but recently determined that his true calling is in the restaurant business. 339 more words

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Lankville Girls to Visit Pyramids

LANKVILLE ACTION NEWS YES! LOCAL

Some Lankville girls gathered in front of a tree today and announced their intention to visit the pyramids. The visit will take place in late August. 359 more words

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Man Narrowly Avoids Thinking About Israel

25-year-old gardener John Man was reading an article about the conflict between weapons and human flesh currently raging in Gaza and almost had an opinion. Luckily he was able to stop himself before it was too late.  361 more words

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This Week In Pictures: Customers Boycott Family Dollar After Dollar Tree Agrees To $8.5 Billion Merger

Port Richmond Village, PA — Customers boycott Family Dollar after it is revealed that Family Dollar and Dollar Tree have agreed to a merger estimated at $8.5 billion. 39 more words

#WomenAgainstFeminism “A Bunch of Sissy Little Girls,” Says Feminist Groups

(The Universal Rag)  –  In the latest twist to the gender narrative, #WomenAgainstFeminism went viral last week, sparking a social media rebellion against what the founders called “modern feminism and its toxic culture.” The aftermath saw the feminist blogosphere oscillate between dismissal and ridicule, with pundits deriding the movement as “ignorant,” “brainwashed” and “a bunch of sissy little girls.” 357 more words

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Patagonia Unveils New "Raincoat"

VENTURE, CA  — Today Patagonia released a new product, simply called, “Raincoat.” This comes after customers complained that they didn’t know which product to buy when looking for a jacket that just repels rain. 193 more words

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FBI Releases Report: 'Bronies Are Now Gang Members'

Washington, DC — James Comey, Director of the FBI released a statement upgrading the group known as Bronies to “Gang” status. “I am pleased to say that we’ve finally got these bastards in our crosshairs,” Comey said. 130 more words