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Man Says He Was Dragged To Ellen DeGeneres Taping

BERKELEY, CA — At a recent taping of The Ellen DeGeneres show, Gary Phillips was adamant that he was dragged there by his wife Susie. 190 more words


Man Disgusted By Periods Wants Sex Anyway

19-year-old boy John Man recently told a friend that he thinks a woman’s period is just the worst thing ever.

He made the stark confession to prevent a conversation from veering too close to the subject, mostly because he gets all icky when anybody talks about periods. 284 more words

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Man Asks Woman To Spend Rest Of Their Miserable Lives Together

MARION, OH—While sitting down to a romantic picnic in Harding Park, area man Chris Parker asked area woman Michelle Sandberg to spend the rest of their pathetic, miserable lives together. 163 more words


Man Inspired to Open Gourmet Restaurant after Eating Bacon Clubhouse Burger from McDonalds

DUNDEE, MI – Local resident Stan Walls plans to open his first restaurant, A Taste of Gourmet, sometime early next year. Walls has spent his professional years working in sales for a plastics company, but recently determined that his true calling is in the restaurant business. 339 more words

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Lankville Girls to Visit Pyramids


Some Lankville girls gathered in front of a tree today and announced their intention to visit the pyramids. The visit will take place in late August. 359 more words

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Man Narrowly Avoids Thinking About Israel

25-year-old gardener John Man was reading an article about the conflict between weapons and human flesh currently raging in Gaza and almost had an opinion. Luckily he was able to stop himself before it was too late.  361 more words

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This Week In Pictures: Customers Boycott Family Dollar After Dollar Tree Agrees To $8.5 Billion Merger

Port Richmond Village, PA — Customers boycott Family Dollar after it is revealed that Family Dollar and Dollar Tree have agreed to a merger estimated at $8.5 billion. 39 more words