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Precocious Madison to Release Second Video Game Tomorrow


Video game wunderkind Danny Madison has wasted no time in following up his smash hit puzzle platform “The Video Cube”. It was announced today that the precocious 12-year old will release his second video game tomorrow sources are now confirming. 168 more words

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Renee Zellweger's Face Passes Away at Age 45

Los Angeles, California — Renee Zellweger’s face passed away this week at the tender age of 45. Zellweger’s face starred in all of Renee Zellweger’s previous movies, including… 192 more words

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OPINION: I've Been Punched While Buying Pumpkins Before, I'll Be Punched While Buying Pumpkins Again

Yeah, this is a message for that sonovabitch down at the Little Lankville Pumpkin Corner last night. Guess what, shitheel? I’ve been punched while buying pumpkins before, I’ll be punched while buying pumpkins again. 209 more words

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Royer's Madcap Experiences: The Deceit That Will Deprive You of Your Harvest

As a younger man, I used to hang about with a guy named Howie.  That was his last name– I never knew his first.  He came from a poor section of Lankville Falls, littered with rusted aluminum trailers and trash-choked creeks.   337 more words

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The Squat On Waste Management & What Makes News

A couple of weeks ago KFOR/NBC in Oklahoma aired a “story” about two male drivers (employed by Waste Management) urinating and defecating in an alleyway. Gross? 319 more words


August Israeli War: Was the Brief Travel Ban Political?

Back in July, there was a “little” thing of another Israeli war. I had a tiny personal stake in the issue because my brother was just finishing up a trip to Israel when the rockets started to fire. 437 more words


Creator of "Video Cube" is Local 12-Year Old


The creator of the enormously-popular new “Video Cube” is none other than 12-year old local resident Danny Madison.

Madison, who attends Lowinger Brothers Utility Sheds Middle School, took the first step towards translating classic puzzles into computer games last year. 285 more words

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