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Lankville Rising Citizen Award Goes to Engines

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Miss Holly Engines, daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Willard Engines of Route 16, Lankville Highlands, has been selected by the Bureau of High School Achievement Probers as recipient of the 2014 “Rising Citizen Award” sources are now confirming. 210 more words

Humor

"Cryptic Symbol" by Richard F. Yates

The symbol below has begun appearing in graffiti and works of street art throughout the city of Henpeck. Researches from H.U. are baffled, though one fringe theorist, Dr. 60 more words

Art

Area Man Forgets Lifelong Dreams Every Morning

WAUSAU, WI—Area man Brad Hanon shared with reporters today that every single time he wakes up in the morning he completely forgets his lifelong dreams. 174 more words

Satire

Shaun vs. WNUF Halloween Special (2013)

Directed by Chris LaMartina et al

Starring Paul Fahrenkopf, Nicolette le Faye, and Robert Long

A local news presents a Halloween special that goes terribly wrong when strange occurrences happen in a supposedly haunted house. 627 more words

Review

BREAKING: Area Girls Getting All Up in Everybody's Shit

LANKVILLE ACTION NEWS: YES!

A group of area girls are getting all up in everybody’s shit, sources are now confirming.

“We’re not sure what they want,” noted Life Lessons Funeral Home High School social studies teacher Gail Nailsmith, who fell victim to the group. 245 more words

Humor

Chastain, Creator of "Fuzzy Ponies", Dead at 73

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Betty Chastain, the beloved creator of the “Fuzzy Ponies” series has died. The author was 73.

“We responded to a call to the Chastain home early this morning,” said Detective Gee-Temple of the Lankville Bureau of Probes. 220 more words

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