I stole this postcard from the headquarters of The New Church of Dim. It arrived, according to the postmark, via Intergalactic Express Mail, and it says the following: 62 more words
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Rusbridger, the editor of the guardian, was asked in an inquiry yesterday whether he “loved his country”, and whether this had any impact on his alleged leaking of official secrets. 569 more words
DETROIT- According to an anonymous source, the private and public funds that have been raised thus far to build a streetcar line down Woodard Avenue in midtown and downtown Detroit have, within the last few days, dried up to relatively nothing, leaving… 353 more words
In infantology news, a sixty-year study has conclusively proven that scientists don’t know why your baby is crying either.
The research, conducted by generations of Finnish and Swedish scientists, provided some of the most convincing evidence to date that babies are very secretive about their crying. 805 more words
WTF? When did 60 Minutes become the Amazon boosters? This is all hype with no “there” there. 23 more words