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Divine Confection

And the Angel of Squeeze Baggery appeared to the Tribe of Jelly Donut, proclaiming, “Behold! I shall fill thou up so that thou art consumed. Though thou be Jelly Donuts, thou shall contain the sweet, gooey grossness that is more akin to cough syrup than jelly, so that those that attest to loveth true jellies of fruits and yet feast on thee are repulsed and disgusted by thine indecent fillings. 61 more words

Apocalyptic Story


23 Μαΐου 2013, !K7

“This new album I’ll stand behind every track. I don’t care whether people like it. I’m doing what I want to do, which is what I did with my first record. 120 more words


Oscar Ostracize


The 2014 Academy Awards has come and gone and now we’re free of the self absorbed congratulatory-masturbatory yawn fest that it is for at least another 360 days. 958 more words

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