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THE SECOND FAPPENING: A GRIM PORTENT

PEOPLE OF AMERICA, A SECOND FAPPENING IS UPON YOU.  WE HAVE COME INTO POSSESSION OF NUDE SELFIES OF THE FOLLOWING PROMINENT INDIVIDUALS, WHICH WE WILL UNLEASH ONTO THE POPULACE IF OUR DEMANDS ARE NOT MET.   258 more words

Conspiracy

First Aid Post eliminates danger for injured Afghan civilians

Andar is a district in the province of Ghazni, halfway between Kabul and Kandahar– one of the areas most hard-hit by the war in Afghanistan… 293 more words

From The Field

What is it gonna take today?

5 times.

I have orgasmed 5 times.

Not to a man, just to my trusty rabbit sitting in the bottom drawer.

5 damn times and I am still not motivated to get out of bed today. 29 more words

Sex

Tragic loss of Hamza Khan, EMERGENCY ambulance driver

On Monday, August 11th one of our ambulances was caught in the middle of a fire fight in the Tagab district, in the Northeast province of Kapisa. 176 more words

From The Field

"The male gaze" debunked for k-pop fans

So Red Velvet’s new song came out and Kpopalypse doesn’t give a flying fuck.  Why?

  1. It sounds like miss A’s “Breathe“, which I thought was shit.
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