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Day 25: Seducing Myself

Standing in front of my sink filled with strands of curly pubic hair and a razor in my right hand, I looked down and witnessed a Christmas miracle: a freshly shaven penis. 958 more words

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Day 24: Two More Days!!!1

For Christmas, I decided to go all out this year and buy myself a lava lamp. What? You’re saying I buy myself stuff all the time, and I’m just using Christmas as an excuse to spend more money on myself? 1,256 more words

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Day 23: Three Days Away

When I started to fuck the space between two pillows, I knew I had to get out of that environment. Prior to that, I was looking at pornography and made the mistake of “taking a nap.” I closed my eyes for a few minutes, but I had a strong desire to remove my shorts, and fuck my pillows; five minutes later, that’s… 174 more words

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Day 22: Need a Miracle!

As the sun beams uncomfortably on my face, I’m sitting on an expensive exercise mat, resisting the extremely tough urges to masturbate. I can imagine my semen flowing out, in long-bursts, like a bird’s fecal matter escaping its butthole. 632 more words

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Day 21: New Development

I’ve got some good news, people! Mr. NoFap may, once again, be getting laid soon! Shit, yeah. As of right now, we’re planning on meeting up at a hotel this weekend, on Saturday. 967 more words

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Day 20.9: I Work Out

This morning, I didn’t wake up with an erection. I would spend time commenting on why I’m surprised about that, as it’s considered a rare occasion, but I’m actually  1,025 more words

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