DALLAS – Unsure if it’s because of something she ate or merely the stench of old age, SMU English professor, Martha Whittlesey confirmed Friday that the odor of her farts has been steadily gaining strength at a rate doctors tell her is typically only seen in dogs. 369 more words
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“Come on Lenny,” said the crowd, “just a few sparkles.”
“I’m trying,” said Lenny, his face red and shaking.
“Try harder!” yelled the collective.
Lenny pulled his robe a bit higher, leaned over a bit more, and pushed for all he was worth. 13 more words