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<title><![CDATA[Thanksgiving Nostalgia: Sports Night]]></title>
<link>http://thisisrandombut.wordpress.com/2009/11/23/thanksgiving-nostalgia-sports-night/</link>
<pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 05:40:55 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>carmhelga</dc:creator>
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<description><![CDATA[I continue the &#8220;Aaron Sorkin&#8221; portion of our program with a little Thespis.  Thanksgivin]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><p>I continue the &#8220;Aaron Sorkin&#8221; portion of our program with a little Thespis.  Thanksgiving with the crew from Sports night.  Enjoy</p>
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<title><![CDATA[The International Transgender Day of Remembrance is November 20]]></title>
<link>http://liberalbaptistrev.wordpress.com/2009/11/19/the-international-transgender-day-of-remembrance-is-november-20/</link>
<pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 20:28:19 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>liberalbaptistrev</dc:creator>
<guid>http://liberalbaptistrev.wordpress.com/2009/11/19/the-international-transgender-day-of-remembrance-is-november-20/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Each year transgendered people are attacked or murdered on the basis of their perceived identities. ]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><div style="text-align:justify;">Each year transgendered people are attacked or murdered on the basis of their perceived identities. On November 20th, the 11th International Transgender Day of Remembrance will bring attention to the brutal violence that ends lives and destroys families.</div>
<p style="text-align:justify;">The passage of the Matthew Shepard and James Byrd, Jr.  Hate Crimes Act on October 28th expanded the 1969 hate crime law to include gender, sexual orientation, gender identity and disability. The Employment Non-Discrimination Act, which includes protections based on gender identity, is also pending. These legislative efforts are a good step in the right direction, but transgender people are still vulnerable in theUnited States and further action is urgently needed.</p>
<div style="text-align:justify;">Speaking of transgender, if you haven&#8217;t seen <em>TransAmerica</em>, please do it.  It is an excellent movie.  In my professional, humble opinion Felecity Huffman should have won the Oscar for Best Actress for her preformance in this movie.</div>
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<title><![CDATA[Y la señora Delfino es...]]></title>
<link>http://diariodeunatelefila.wordpress.com/2009/11/19/y-la-senora-delfino-es/</link>
<pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 19:10:29 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Teléfila</dc:creator>
<guid>http://diariodeunatelefila.wordpress.com/2009/11/19/y-la-senora-delfino-es/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Tras el último capítulo de &#8220;Cinco Hermanos&#8221; (Brothers &amp; Sisters) Fox emitió anoche e]]></description>
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<p align="justify">Tras el último capítulo de &#8220;Cinco Hermanos&#8221; (Brothers &#38; Sisters) Fox emitió anoche el primero de la sexta temporada de &#8220;Mujeres Desesperadas&#8221; (Desperate Housewives) que no pasará a la historia por ser el mejor, me reí con algunos comentarios, sobre todo con la señora McCluskey (qué grande es Kathryn Joosten), pero como que nos espera más y más de lo mismo. Y es que, aunque siga la serie desde el principio, lo cierto es que en la segunda temporada se estancó, con una entrega bastante mala de la que se supo reponer gracias a unos buenos capítulos en la tercera y sucesivas.</p>
<p align="justify">Así, ya se nos ha desvelado quién es la &#8220;nueva&#8221; señora Delfino. Aposté por Katherine (Dana Delany) pero no, vuelve a ser Susan (¿qué le ha pasado a Teri Hatcher en la cara?) mientras la primera parece sufrir un brote psicótico. Claro que, como ya no está Edie (Nicolette Sheridan), con alguien tendrá que discutir Susan y no será con su hija Julie (Andrea Bowen) que ha vuelto a Wisteria Lane aunque parece que por poco tiempo porque el capítulo acabó con el vecino estrangulándola.</p>
<p align="justify">¿Qué vecino? Pues el hijo de los nuevos (por altura no era el padre) que también deben guardar un oscuro secreto, como todos los que acaban viviendo en esa calle. Por eso es por lo que se repiten como el ajo. Encima han tenido la brillante idea de hacer que Lynnette (Felicity Huffman) se quede embarazada una vez más, pobre mujer ¿para qué quiere más hijos si los que tiene ni aparecen? Encima gemelos. Y Bree (Marcia Cross) sigue liada con el ex de Susan (Richard Burgi) y a Orson (Kyle McLachlan) le han reducido su papel a más no poder.</p>
<p align="justify">Me falta Gaby (Eva Longoria), ella y Carlos siguen felices tras haber vuelto a llevar una vida más o menos acomodada con sus hijas y la sobrina de él, que le ha declarado la guerra a Gabrielle que parece que sólo quiere protegerla. Veremos que se cuece</p>
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<title><![CDATA[Careful The Things You Say - Desperate Housewives ]]></title>
<link>http://mschelper.wordpress.com/2009/11/09/careful-the-things-you-say-desperate-housewives/</link>
<pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 21:02:40 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>mschelper</dc:creator>
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<description><![CDATA[Susan believes that Katherine attacked Julie because Angie put that idea in her head in last weeks e]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><p><a href="http://abc.go.com/shows/desperate-housewives/bio/susan-mayer/24709">Susan</a> believes that <a href="http://abc.go.com/shows/desperate-housewives/bio/katherine-mayfair/96261">Katherine</a> attacked <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0100792/">Julie</a> because <a href="http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0160865/">Angie</a> put that idea in her head in last weeks episode. It would&#8217;ve made sense for <a href="http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0160865/">Angie</a> to say that if they were still considering <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2155525/">Danny</a> as their main suspect, but his name has been cleared. I have an inkling that she is covering up for someone else, say, <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0635139/">Nick</a>?</p>
<div id="attachment_329" class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://abc.go.com/shows/desperate-housewives/photos"><img class="size-medium wp-image-329" title="10eb172b383de0282ac399940d46f99b" src="http://mschelper.wordpress.com/files/2009/11/10eb172b383de0282ac399940d46f99b.jpg?w=300" alt="10eb172b383de0282ac399940d46f99b" width="300" height="168" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Moose and Susan (photo courtesy of abc.com)</p></div>
<p>The detective that offers to investigate <a href="http://abc.go.com/shows/desperate-housewives/bio/katherine-mayfair/96261">Katherine</a>, Denise Lapera, has an old bone to pick with<a href="http://abc.go.com/shows/desperate-housewives/bio/susan-mayer/24709"> Susan</a>. In high school, <a href="http://abc.go.com/shows/desperate-housewives/bio/susan-mayer/24709">Susan</a> gave her the nickname moose and stole her boyfriend. Seriously, who holds a grudge like that for like 20 years? That&#8217;s just a tad pathetic moose.</p>
<p>Moose talks to<a href="http://abc.go.com/shows/desperate-housewives/bio/katherine-mayfair/96261"> Katherine</a> and learns <a href="http://abc.go.com/shows/desperate-housewives/bio/katherine-mayfair/96261">Katherine</a>&#8217;s alibi &#8211; she was on the phone with her Dylan, her no-longer-existent-on-this-show daughter. While moose is talking to <a href="http://abc.go.com/shows/desperate-housewives/bio/katherine-mayfair/96261">Katherine</a>, she learns that <a href="http://abc.go.com/shows/desperate-housewives/bio/susan-mayer/24709">Susan</a> shot Katherine and since Susan failed to report it, she arrests <a href="http://abc.go.com/shows/desperate-housewives/bio/susan-mayer/24709">Susan</a> for her &#8220;closure.&#8221;</p>
<p><a href="http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0160865/">Angie</a> cooks a 10,000 course meal for <a href="http://abc.go.com/shows/desperate-housewives/bio/bree-hodge/24720">Bree</a> and Orson in hopes of Bree hiring her. Initially <a href="http://abc.go.com/shows/desperate-housewives/bio/bree-hodge/24720">Bree</a> says no until a sausages and peppers crowd catering job for 500 pops up and <a href="http://abc.go.com/shows/desperate-housewives/bio/bree-hodge/24720">Bree</a> will only be hired if she makes some authentic Italian food. <a href="http://abc.go.com/shows/desperate-housewives/bio/bree-hodge/24720">Bree</a> feeds <a href="http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0160865/">Angie</a> a sob story about an Italian food loving, burn victim friend in hopes of getting <a href="http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0160865/">Angie</a>&#8217;s recipes. <a href="http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0160865/">Angie</a> gives them to her, but then catches <a href="http://abc.go.com/shows/desperate-housewives/bio/bree-hodge/24720">Bree</a> making them for an anniversary party. Well, <a href="http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0160865/">Angie</a> calls <a href="http://abc.go.com/shows/desperate-housewives/bio/bree-hodge/24720">Bree</a> a 2-faced condescending bitch who will never make a dime off of her dead grandmother. <a href="http://abc.go.com/shows/desperate-housewives/bio/bree-hodge/24720">Bree</a> apologizes to <a href="http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0160865/">Angie</a> and hires her and of course they have a little heart to heart. <a href="http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0160865/">Angie</a> tells <a href="http://abc.go.com/shows/desperate-housewives/bio/bree-hodge/24720">Bree</a> if there&#8217;s one thing she knows how to do is keep things to herself. With <a href="http://abc.go.com/shows/desperate-housewives/bio/bree-hodge/24720">Bree</a> and <a href="http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0160865/">Angie</a>, it&#8217;s tack vs. candid.</p>
<p><a href="http://abc.go.com/shows/desperate-housewives/bio/gabrielle-solis/24699">Gabby</a> starts homeschooling Juanita and gets completely stressed out about it. The Solis&#8217; new housekeeper, Ivana, stops cleaning and starts teaching. <a href="http://abc.go.com/shows/desperate-housewives/bio/gabrielle-solis/24699">Gabby</a> of course doesn&#8217;t fill in <a href="http://abc.go.com/shows/desperate-housewives/bio/carlos-solis/24727">Carlos</a> about this, so he fires Ivana. Eventually, <a href="http://abc.go.com/shows/desperate-housewives/bio/carlos-solis/24727">Carlos</a> says he&#8217;ll get Juanita a tutor because <a href="http://abc.go.com/shows/desperate-housewives/bio/gabrielle-solis/24699">Gabby</a> being her teacher is ruining their relationship. What I would like to know is, since when does <a href="http://abc.go.com/shows/desperate-housewives/bio/gabrielle-solis/24699">Gabby</a> do everything <a href="http://abc.go.com/shows/desperate-housewives/bio/carlos-solis/24727">Carlos</a>&#8216; way?</p>
<p><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0100792/">Julie</a> confides in <a href="http://abc.go.com/shows/desperate-housewives/bio/lynette-scavo/24705">Lynette</a> that it was <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0635139/">Nick</a> she was having the affair with after <a href="http://abc.go.com/shows/desperate-housewives/bio/lynette-scavo/24705">Lynette</a> over hears them fighting. <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0100792/">Julie</a> says <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0635139/">Nick</a> loves her and wants her to take him back. <a href="http://abc.go.com/shows/desperate-housewives/bio/lynette-scavo/24705">Lynette</a> tells <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0100792/">Julie</a> that she will handle <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0635139/">Nick</a>. <a href="http://abc.go.com/shows/desperate-housewives/bio/lynette-scavo/24705">Lynette</a> talks to <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0635139/">Nick</a>, but he freaks out saying that <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0100792/">Julie</a>&#8217;s leading him on and if <a href="http://abc.go.com/shows/desperate-housewives/bio/lynette-scavo/24705">Lynette</a> tells anyone about the affair, she&#8217;s the one who&#8217;s going to be sorry. This is when the light bulb goes off in <a href="http://abc.go.com/shows/desperate-housewives/bio/lynette-scavo/24705">Lynette</a>&#8217;s head that <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0635139/">Nick</a> might have been the one that attacked <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0100792/">Julie</a>. <a href="http://abc.go.com/shows/desperate-housewives/bio/lynette-scavo/24705">Lynette</a> tells <a href="http://abc.go.com/shows/desperate-housewives/bio/tom-scavo/24688">Tom</a> this and they confront <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0100792/">Julie</a> about it, but <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0100792/">Julie</a> not-so-convincingly says he would&#8217;ve never done it. <a href="http://abc.go.com/shows/desperate-housewives/bio/lynette-scavo/24705">Lynette</a> and <a href="http://abc.go.com/shows/desperate-housewives/bio/tom-scavo/24688">Tom</a> report it to the police, we&#8217;ll see what they do about it in the next episode.</p>
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<p>This week we find out that <a href="http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0160865/">Angie</a> has known about her husbands affair for weeks. What we don&#8217;t know is how she found out. After <a href="http://abc.go.com/shows/desperate-housewives/bio/lynette-scavo/24705">Lynette</a> and <a href="http://abc.go.com/shows/desperate-housewives/bio/tom-scavo/24688">Tom</a> reported <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0635139/">Nick</a> to the police, of course the cops wanted to talk to him but <a href="http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0160865/">Angie</a> lied and gave <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0635139/">Nick</a> an alibi saying that he was with her all night. Obviously, <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0635139/">Nick</a> doesn&#8217;t really have an alibi. <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0635139/">Nick</a> is starting to look pretty ding, dang, dong guilty. When <a href="http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0160865/">Angie</a> confronts <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0635139/">Nick</a> about the affair, she says that he can&#8217;t go anywhere and she can&#8217;t go anywhere so they have to get through this and she&#8217;s put him through a lot so he gets this one slip up and then she socks him. What is <a href="http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0160865/">Angie</a> referring to?</p>
<p>The moral of the story this week? The truth is, there is only so much you can learn from books. The only way to truly learn is from your mistakes.</p>
<p>My questions this week &#8211; where was Danny and Ana this episode and where has Cecilia been all season?</p>
<p>Next week &#8211; Gabby confesses sins and bribes a priest, someone is sleeping with someone, Susan and Katherine go to court and Gabby finds out that Lynette is pregers. I found the preview a bit confusing.</p>
<p><a href="http://abc.go.com/watch/desperate-housewives/93513/240601/careful-the-things-you-say">Watch the Full Episode Here</a></p>
<p><a href="http://abc.go.com/shows/desperate-housewives">ABC&#8217;s Desperate Housewives</a></p>
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<title><![CDATA[Desperate Housewives tendrá dos temporadas más.]]></title>
<link>http://amolasseries.wordpress.com/2009/10/29/desperate-housewives-tendra-dos-temporadas-mas/</link>
<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 02:08:50 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>pipeinformatico</dc:creator>
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<description><![CDATA[&nbsp; Era un rumor y su creador más de una vez dio a entender que la séptima temporada de Esposas D]]></description>
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<p>Era un rumor y su creador más de una vez dio a  entender que la séptima temporada de Esposas Desesperadas sería la  última. Pero <strong>Marc Cherry</strong> acaba de firmar un nuevo  contrato con ABC para seguir con la emisión de la serie hasta 2013.</p>
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<p>Con este nuevo contrato, Cherry se quedará  productor ejecutivo de la serie para sus temporadas 8 y 9, si la serie  es renovada por la cadena.</p>
<p>La continuación de la serie ahora dependerá de los actores que están  contratados únicamente hasta la séptima temporada de la serie. <strong>Se  efectuará seguramente una nueva batalla de salarios cuando llegue el  momento de la negociación de estos nuevos contratos</strong>.</p>
<p>Esposas Desesperadas es uno de los <strong>programas más vistos de la  cadena</strong> y sus DVD de temporadas anteriores son de los productor  más vendidos por Disney.</p>
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<title><![CDATA[Everybody Ought to Have a Maid ]]></title>
<link>http://mschelper.wordpress.com/2009/10/26/everybody-ought-to-have-a-maid/</link>
<pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 23:39:54 +0000</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s judgment day on Wisteria Lane. I found this week&#8217;s Desperate Housewives to be a tad]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><p>It&#8217;s judgment day on Wisteria Lane.</p>
<p>I found this week&#8217;s Desperate Housewives to be a tad more amusing then it has been lately and filled with witty one liners.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0100792/">Julie</a> comes home from the hospital to quite the affectionate crowd. Honestly, way to cheesy for me. Blah. At her welcome home party she breaks up with <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0635139/">Dominick</a>, but the decision isn&#8217;t mutual. Then, <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2155525/">Danny</a> and <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0635139/">Dominick</a> have a &#8220;man-to-man&#8221; conversation in which we find out that <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2155525/">Danny</a> and <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0100792/">Julie</a> were fighting the night she was attacked because he thought she was lying about having a boyfriend, which of course turns out to be his dad. <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0635139/">Dominick</a> tricks <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2155525/">Danny</a> into not telling <a href="http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0160865/">Angie</a> about the affair, but don&#8217;t worry, I&#8217;m sure it&#8217;ll come out soon enough.</p>
<div id="attachment_255" class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://abc.go.com/watch/desperate-housewives/93513/239185/everybody-ought-to-have-a-maid"><img class="size-medium wp-image-255" title="5d02c4440eaf34f3ed3997f7769d5258" src="http://mschelper.wordpress.com/files/2009/10/5d02c4440eaf34f3ed3997f7769d5258.jpg?w=300" alt="5d02c4440eaf34f3ed3997f7769d5258" width="300" height="168" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Mrs. McCluskey and Roy. (photo courtesy of abc.com)</p></div>
<p>Mrs. McCluskey is back this week and confides in <a href="http://abc.go.com/shows/desperate-housewives/bio/lynette-scavo/24705">Lynette</a> about her sex life. &#8220;When he&#8217;s down, it&#8217;s global, you know what I&#8217;m saying?&#8221; Personally, I think they should put Mrs. McCluskey into the story line using something other than her sex life. Anyway, so <a href="http://abc.go.com/shows/desperate-housewives/bio/lynette-scavo/24705">Lynette</a> hires Mrs. McCluskey&#8217;s boyfriend, Roy, to be their handyman. Turns out, Roy&#8217;s the only one on the show who&#8217;s not afraid of <a href="http://abc.go.com/shows/desperate-housewives/bio/lynette-scavo/24705">Lynette</a> and chooses to get <a href="http://abc.go.com/shows/desperate-housewives/bio/tom-scavo/24688">Tom</a>&#8217;s permission over <a href="http://abc.go.com/shows/desperate-housewives/bio/lynette-scavo/24705">Lynette</a>&#8217;s because <a href="http://abc.go.com/shows/desperate-housewives/bio/tom-scavo/24688">Tom</a> is the &#8220;man of the house&#8221; and <a href="http://abc.go.com/shows/desperate-housewives/bio/lynette-scavo/24705">Lynette</a> is &#8220;crunching Tom&#8217;s walnuts&#8221; which of course totally pisses <a href="http://abc.go.com/shows/desperate-housewives/bio/lynette-scavo/24705">Lynette</a> off. When <a href="http://abc.go.com/shows/desperate-housewives/bio/lynette-scavo/24705">Lynette</a> tails Roy, he says &#8220;Boy, you&#8217;re everywhere. We should get you a bell.&#8221; Clever Roy.</p>
<p>Laura Miller, played by One Tree Hill&#8217;s <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0940504/">Barbara Alyn Woods</a>, accuses <a href="http://abc.go.com/shows/desperate-housewives/bio/gabrielle-solis/24699">Gabby</a> of being a bad mother because she doesn&#8217;t hover over her kids 24/7. This ignites a fire in <a href="http://abc.go.com/shows/desperate-housewives/bio/gabrielle-solis/24699">Gabby</a> to throw the best kids birthday ever for Juanita, at which a monkey ends up trying to eat a clown. Success? Not so much. Funny? A little. It was all typical <a href="http://abc.go.com/shows/desperate-housewives/bio/gabrielle-solis/24699">Gabby</a>.</p>
<p>A maid at <a href="http://abc.go.com/shows/desperate-housewives/bio/bree-hodge/24720">Bree</a> and Karl&#8217;s home-away-from-home hotel finds out that <a href="http://abc.go.com/shows/desperate-housewives/bio/bree-hodge/24720">Bree</a> is cheating on her husband and decides to give her a little lesson on morality. &#8220;Cheating&#8217;s not a sin when you do it in pearls,&#8221; the maid said, sarcastically of course. Turns out the maid cheated on her husband and ended up losing him and her boyfriend and is now full of deep regret. <a href="http://abc.go.com/shows/desperate-housewives/bio/bree-hodge/24720">Bree</a> admits that she feels awful, but has no intention of stopping. &#8220;If you finish your magazine, there&#8217;s a bible in the nightstand.&#8221; Dude, this maid is funny.</p>
<p><a href="http://abc.go.com/watch/desperate-housewives/93513/239185/everybody-ought-to-have-a-maid"><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-256" title="a73ab9b7dcf584660b12a262834c3f71" src="http://mschelper.wordpress.com/files/2009/10/a73ab9b7dcf584660b12a262834c3f71.jpg?w=300" alt="Katherine Making Eyes at Mike During the Neighborhood Watch Meeting. (photo courtesy of abc.com)" width="300" height="168" /></a><a href="http://abc.go.com/watch/desperate-housewives/93513/239185/everybody-ought-to-have-a-maid"><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-257" title="e8dfa82f979e28b3fc8155d866d78223" src="http://mschelper.wordpress.com/files/2009/10/e8dfa82f979e28b3fc8155d866d78223.jpg?w=300" alt="Katherine fighting with Susan at the neighborhood watch meeting. (photo courtesy of abc.com)" width="300" height="168" /></a><a href="http://abc.go.com/shows/desperate-housewives/bio/katherine-mayfair/96261">Katherine </a>continues  her fight for <a href="http://abc.go.com/shows/desperate-housewives/bio/mike-delfino/24711#">Mike</a>, face-flirting with him during the neighborhood watch meeting. It is there that <a href="http://abc.go.com/shows/desperate-housewives/bio/susan-mayer/24709">Susan</a> finds out about <a href="http://abc.go.com/shows/desperate-housewives/bio/katherine-mayfair/96261">Katherine</a> hitting on <a href="http://abc.go.com/shows/desperate-housewives/bio/mike-delfino/24711#">Mike</a> and threatens to seriously hurt her. Then, <a href="http://abc.go.com/shows/desperate-housewives/bio/susan-mayer/24709">Susan</a> shoots <a href="http://abc.go.com/shows/desperate-housewives/bio/katherine-mayfair/96261">Katherine</a> in the shoulder at the end of the episode. Complete accident of course.<a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0100792/"> Julie</a> had it because she heard someone lerking around outside, <a href="http://abc.go.com/shows/desperate-housewives/bio/katherine-mayfair/96261">Katherine</a> the spy, and <a href="http://abc.go.com/shows/desperate-housewives/bio/susan-mayer/24709">Susan</a> being the klutz she is, fires the gun. Well, the gun was given to <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0100792/">Julie</a> by <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2155525/">Danny</a> and it was registered under the Bolen&#8217;s real name, so <a href="http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0160865/">Angie</a> convinces <a href="http://abc.go.com/shows/desperate-housewives/bio/katherine-mayfair/96261">Katherine</a> not to call the police because if she doesn&#8217;t <a href="http://abc.go.com/shows/desperate-housewives/bio/mike-delfino/24711#">Mike</a> will totally get back with her. In your dreams <a href="http://abc.go.com/shows/desperate-housewives/bio/katherine-mayfair/96261">Katherine</a>. And <a href="http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0160865/">Angie</a>, we&#8217;re going to find out your secret eventually, so how about you just give us a little hint to go off of, huh?</p>
<p>The moral of the story is, what happens when we start judging ourselves instead of just judging others?</p>
<p><a href="http://abc.go.com/watch/desperate-housewives/93513/239185/everybody-ought-to-have-a-maid">Watch The Full Episode Here</a></p>
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<title><![CDATA[Netflix Update No. 22: "Phoebe in Wonderland"]]></title>
<link>http://charlespaolino.wordpress.com/2009/10/26/netflix-update-no-22-phoebe-in-wonderland/</link>
<pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 01:15:09 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>charlespaolino</dc:creator>
<guid>http://charlespaolino.wordpress.com/2009/10/26/netflix-update-no-22-phoebe-in-wonderland/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[ELLE FANNING We watched &#8220;Phoebe in Wonderland,&#8221; a 2008 fantasy written and directed by D]]></description>
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<p>We watched &#8220;Phoebe in Wonderland,&#8221; a 2008 fantasy written and directed by Daniel Barnz.</p>
<p>This film is an off-beat tale about a nine-year-old girl, Phoebe Lichten (Elle Fanning), who is brilliant and creative, but who confounds her parents and her rigid teachers and principal with outbursts of inappropriate remarks and behavior.</p>
<p>Phoebe&#8217;s mother, Hillary (Felicity Huffman as a brunette), is frustrated by her inability to find time &#8212; amid housekeeping and raising two little girls &#8212; to convert her academic dissertation on Lewis Carroll&#8217;s &#8220;Alice&#8221; novels into a book. With her mother&#8217;s encouragement, Phoebe has immersed herself in Carroll&#8217;s fanciful neighborhoods to the point that she has frequent imaginary encounters with his characters. The competing forces in Phoebe&#8217;s psyche are effectively portrayed by Barnz through the blurring of identities between people in Phoebe&#8217;s real life and Humpty Dumpty, the Caterpillar, the White Rabbit, the Red Queen, and the Mad Hatter</p>
<div id="attachment_1644" class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 112px"><img class="size-thumbnail wp-image-1644" title="patricia-clarkson-pic-1" src="http://charlespaolino.wordpress.com/files/2009/10/patricia-clarkson-pic-1.jpg?w=102" alt="PATRICIA CLARKSON" width="102" height="150" /><p class="wp-caption-text">PATRICIA CLARKSON</p></div>
<p>Coincidentally &#8212; or not, depending on your point of view &#8212; Miss Dodger, the new, idiosyncratic drama teacher (Patricia Clarkson) is mounting a musical production based on Carroll&#8217;s stories. This enterprise becomes a kind of sanctuary for Phoebe &#8212; the one place where she can overcome her compulsive outbursts. But there is too much amiss with the little girl, and with her parents, and with the management of the school, to stave off a crisis and an unexpected if not totally comfortable resolution.</p>
<p>Like the film &#8220;Millions&#8221; which I wrote about here on October 19, this is not for viewers who take things literally or insist on reality in their movies. The film is blessed by a talented cast &#8212; also including Bill Pullman as Peter Lichten, Phoebe&#8217;s father, and Bailee Madison as Olivia, Phoebe&#8217;s sister. The beautiful Tessa Albertson has a brief but haunting non-speaking role as Alice.</p>
<div id="attachment_1646" class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 130px"><img class="size-thumbnail wp-image-1646" title="Tessa Albertson" src="http://charlespaolino.wordpress.com/files/2009/10/tessa-albertson.jpg?w=120" alt="TESSA ALBERTSON" width="120" height="150" /><p class="wp-caption-text">TESSA ALBERTSON</p></div>
<p>This film argues that a person cannot be defined by one or two aspects of her personality. The world around Phoebe &#8212; her parents, her siblings, her peers, and most of her teachers &#8212; failed her as long as they embraced only the &#8220;acceptable&#8221; parts of the girl or hoped to make the whole girl acceptable to them by badgering or ridiculing her.</p>
<p>The inscrutable Miss Dodger and the fleeting figure of Alice &#8212; who may be better acquainted than they let on at first &#8212; provide the only unqualified reassurance Phoebe receives that she, with her strengths and her weaknesses, is a person of value.</p>
<div id="attachment_1648" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 430px"><img class="size-full wp-image-1648" title="Phoebe in Wonderland" src="http://charlespaolino.wordpress.com/files/2009/10/phoebe-in-wonderland.jpeg" alt="FELICITY HUFFING, ELLE FANNING, and BILL PULLMAN" width="420" height="281" /><p class="wp-caption-text">FELICITY HUFFING, ELLE FANNING, and BILL PULLMAN</p></div>
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<title><![CDATA[Lynette contra el topo...]]></title>
<link>http://craptastico.wordpress.com/2009/10/25/lynette-contra-el-topo/</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 25 Oct 2009 00:43:55 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>ifuceekd</dc:creator>
<guid>http://craptastico.wordpress.com/2009/10/25/lynette-contra-el-topo/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Despues de una dura batalla contra el cancer, Lynette Scavo espera con ansia los resultados para sab]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><p style="text-align:center;"><strong>Despues de una dura batalla contra el cancer, Lynette Scavo espera con ansia los resultados para saber si ya esta curada de esta enfermedad, siendo el dia de brujas todos estan listos para la fiesta, pero Lynette en lugar de pensar en eso libra una guerra contra un pequeño topo que llego a su jardin, ella no va a dejar que este roedor destrulla sus plantas, tanto asi que hasta compra una escopeta para matarlo&#8230; por la noche el doctor llega y le da los resultados, Lynette esta curada, el cancer se ha ido de su cuerpo. Aliviada y sientiendose bien por primera vez desde la enfermedad sale al patio para observar las estrellas y oler la brisa de la noche, pero hay algo en el suelo que le llama su atencion, el topo contra el que habia estado luchando ahora esta muerto, Lynette gano, logro matar al topo&#8230; al darse cuenta de lo fragil que es la vida se sienta y le pide perdon al animal&#8230;</strong></p>
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<title><![CDATA[The God-Why-Don't-You-Love-Me Blues - Desperate Housewives ]]></title>
<link>http://mschelper.wordpress.com/2009/10/19/the-god-why-dont-you-love-me-blues-desperate-housewives/</link>
<pubDate>Mon, 19 Oct 2009 20:16:21 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>mschelper</dc:creator>
<guid>http://mschelper.wordpress.com/2009/10/19/the-god-why-dont-you-love-me-blues-desperate-housewives/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Lynnette&#39;s Assets To The Company. (photo courtesy of abc.com) All of the housewives were involve]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><div id="attachment_206" class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://abc.go.com/shows/desperate-housewives/photos/317215/314981"><img class="size-medium wp-image-206" title="78be76865c5afb67eac67f1dd172021b" src="http://mschelper.wordpress.com/files/2009/10/78be76865c5afb67eac67f1dd172021b.jpg?w=300" alt="Lynnette's Assets To The Company. (photo courtesy of abc.com)" width="300" height="168" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Lynnette&#39;s Assets To The Company. (photo courtesy of abc.com)</p></div>
<p>All of the housewives were involved in the story line this week. The main character, or should I say characters, was not <a href="http://abc.go.com/shows/desperate-housewives/bio/lynette-scavo/24705">Lynette</a>, but <a href="http://abc.go.com/shows/desperate-housewives/bio/lynette-scavo/24705">Lynette</a>&#8217;s breasts. It made for a couple of comical scenes, particularly with <a href="http://abc.go.com/shows/desperate-housewives/bio/carlos-solis/24727">Carlos</a>.</p>
<p><a href="http://abc.go.com/shows/desperate-housewives/bio/gabrielle-solis/24699"></a></p>
<div id="attachment_223" class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://abc.go.com/shows/desperate-housewives/photos/the-godwhydontyouloveme-blues/317215"><img class="size-medium wp-image-223" title="83a239b30ff209d40259b060d5c10858" src="http://mschelper.wordpress.com/files/2009/10/83a239b30ff209d40259b060d5c108581.jpg?w=300" alt="Ana Catches John and Gabby Kissing. (photo courtesy of abc.com)" width="300" height="168" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Ana Catches John and Gabby Kissing. (photo courtesy of abc.com)</p></div>
<p>Gabby kisses John, or rather John kisses <a href="http://abc.go.com/shows/desperate-housewives/bio/gabrielle-solis/24699">Gabby</a> and Ana catches them. At least in this episode she didn&#8217;t tell <a href="http://abc.go.com/shows/desperate-housewives/bio/carlos-solis/24727">Carlos</a>, but it&#8217;s not guaranteed that it won&#8217;t come out in the future.</p>
<p><a href="http://abc.go.com/shows/desperate-housewives/bio/bree-hodge/24720">Bree</a> continuously bails out on work to continue her affair with Karl leaving all the work to psycho Katherine.</p>
<p><a href="http://abc.go.com/shows/desperate-housewives/bio/katherine-mayfair/96261"></a></p>
<div id="attachment_224" class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://abc.go.com/shows/desperate-housewives/photos/the-godwhydontyouloveme-blues/317215"><img class="size-medium wp-image-224" title="a5c470b76c2b1d22423c3abc9bce9363" src="http://mschelper.wordpress.com/files/2009/10/a5c470b76c2b1d22423c3abc9bce93631.jpg?w=300" alt="Katherine  Being Her New Psycho Self. (photo courtesy of abc.com)" width="300" height="168" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Katherine  Being Her New Psycho Self. (photo courtesy of abc.com)</p></div>
<p>Katherine has seriously lost it. Although I have to admit, this is the most I&#8217;ve ever liked <a href="http://abc.go.com/shows/desperate-housewives/bio/katherine-mayfair/96261"> Katherine</a>. Watching her hop up and down outside <a href="http://abc.go.com/shows/desperate-housewives/bio/mike-delfino/24711#"> Mike</a> and <a href="http://abc.go.com/shows/desperate-housewives/bio/susan-mayer/24709">Susan</a>&#8217;s house and imagining herself watching a ball game with<a href="http://abc.go.com/shows/desperate-housewives/bio/mike-delfino/24711#"> Mike</a> is all quite comical. Now that shes on the outs with <a href="http://abc.go.com/shows/desperate-housewives/bio/bree-hodge/24720">Bree</a> because <a href="http://abc.go.com/shows/desperate-housewives/bio/bree-hodge/24720">Bree</a> gave her the ax, I&#8217;m pretty sure she&#8217;s just going to keep losing it until she completely unravels.</p>
<p><a href="http://abc.go.com/shows/desperate-housewives/bio/susan-mayer/24709">Susan</a> finds out this week that Julie quit med school and was having an affair with a married man. She is let in on this huge secret by <a href="http://abc.go.com/shows/desperate-housewives/bio/andrew-vandekamp/24690">Andrew</a>, who yay, came back this episode. The married man, &#8220;D&#8221; that Julie has been seeing is Dominick Bolen and Danny hints that he knows all about this affair by his comments to his dad at his party. I&#8217;m pretty sure the mom has no idea. Anyone else think that the mother-son relationship in that family is kind of odd?</p>
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<title><![CDATA[Never Judge A Lady By Her Lover - Desperate Housewives]]></title>
<link>http://mschelper.wordpress.com/2009/10/14/never-judge-a-lady-by-her-lover-desperate-housewives/</link>
<pubDate>Wed, 14 Oct 2009 16:22:38 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>mschelper</dc:creator>
<guid>http://mschelper.wordpress.com/2009/10/14/never-judge-a-lady-by-her-lover-desperate-housewives/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[The Solis&#39; Reunite With John. (photo courtesy of abc.com) Gabby Pondering About John. (photo cou]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><div id="attachment_173" class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://abc.go.com/shows/desperate-housewives/photos"><img class="size-medium wp-image-173" title="d7f978f046e3e17cd2ca6baa34c35464" src="http://mschelper.wordpress.com/files/2009/10/d7f978f046e3e17cd2ca6baa34c354641.jpg?w=300" alt="The Solis' Reunite With John. (photo courtesy of abc.com)" width="300" height="168" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">The Solis&#39; Reunite With John. (photo courtesy of abc.com)</p></div>
<div id="attachment_174" class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://abc.go.com/shows/desperate-housewives/photos"><img class="size-medium wp-image-174" title="a701a1b230c4c2386ea28d5f8f1e5dc3" src="http://mschelper.wordpress.com/files/2009/10/a701a1b230c4c2386ea28d5f8f1e5dc3.jpg?w=300" alt="Gabby Pondering About John. (photo courtesy of abc.com)" width="300" height="168" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Gabby Pondering About John. (photo courtesy of abc.com)</p></div>
<div id="attachment_175" class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://abc.go.com/shows/desperate-housewives/photos"><img class="size-medium wp-image-175" title="ce918d65921d30819e6c6962c1cbc820" src="http://mschelper.wordpress.com/files/2009/10/ce918d65921d30819e6c6962c1cbc820.jpg?w=300" alt="John Rowland. (photo courtesy of abc.com)" width="300" height="168" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">John Rowland. (photo courtesy of abc.com)</p></div>
<p>This week Gabby is reunited with her past lover and gardener John Rowland. Suddenly John owns a restaurant, which I have to admit is pretty random. Almost like it happened just to add drama? The question is, does Gabby still have feelings for John? And his John really going to date Ana? Seriously? Bree and Carl&#8217;s affair gets more tangled this week when Bree realizes that she has more than just sexual feelings for Carl. Is it love? Maybe on Bree&#8217;s part but I&#8217;m not sure those feelings are reciprocated by Carl. Lynette finally tells her family that she&#8217;s pregnant. All of a sudden she is happy with her pregnancy? That was a very sudden shift in feelings. Bob is now Danny Bolen&#8217;s lawyer. I&#8217;m glad they&#8217;re putting Bob in the script more, but I sure hope Bob finds out something about the Bolen&#8217;s (which is eluded to in this episode) and breaks the rule of confidentiality. It&#8217;s a tad odd that you never see Julie in this episode. If Danny didn&#8217;t strangle her, then who did? I don&#8217;t know how much I believe his liquor store story. We will find out, but you can bet it won&#8217;t be until much later in the season. <a href="http://abc.go.com/watch/desperate-housewives/93513/237690/never-judge-a-lady-by-her-lover">Watch The Full Episode Here</a></p>
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<title><![CDATA[Georgia Rule]]></title>
<link>http://hossentoss.wordpress.com/2009/10/10/georgia-rules/</link>
<pubDate>Sat, 10 Oct 2009 20:35:44 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Ylva</dc:creator>
<guid>http://hossentoss.wordpress.com/2009/10/10/georgia-rules/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Lindsay Lohan får hett om öronen hemma hos mormor Jane Fonda. Att dessutom ha en drunk-of-a-mother v]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Chickens on Wisteria Lane]]></title>
<link>http://polloplayer.wordpress.com/2009/10/10/chickens-on-wisteria-lane/</link>
<pubDate>Sat, 10 Oct 2009 16:25:17 +0000</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[Felicity Huffman and I have something in common: we are both desperate for chickens. According to ww]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><p>Felicity Huffman and I have something in common: we are both desperate for chickens. According to <a href="http://www.contactmusic.com">www.contactmusic.com</a>, &#8221; H. Macy and Felicity Huffman are sharing their home with some new pets &#8211; they&#8217;re raising a brood of chickens&#8230;as a project for their two children. Huffman explains, &#8220;You order them through the mail. It&#8217;s called My Pet Chicken. &#8220;You get little chicks in a box. We now have six chickens. In six months they&#8217;ll lay eggs. And she reveals the new pets have inspired Macy to embrace his creative side: &#8220;Bill has built the coop. It&#8217;s such a great coop, it makes you want to be a chicken.&#8221;</p>
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<p>I would love to compare coops with Felicity and Bill. They seem like good people. I&#8217;ve lost track of Desperate Housewives over the years, so no idea what sordid things are happening on Wisteria Lane, but IRL, Huffman and Macy appear to be pretty happy. Once again, I must suspect it&#8217;s the chickens!</p>
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<p>The company to which Huffman refers, My Pet Chicken <a href="http://www.mypetchicken.com">www.mypetchicken.com</a> is one I&#8217;ve eyed quite a bit, because they specialize in orders of as few as three chickens. Most hatcheries will not send orders of fewer than 25 day-old-chicks through the mail because the chicks need the warmth of their fellow travelers to survive their journey. In fact, when weather is particularly cold, many hatcheries will add extra chicks to their orders to assure warmth and survival. Seasoned chickenkeepers refer to these bonus chicks as &#8220;packing peanuts&#8221;.</p>
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<p>I believe My Pet Chicken is located in Connecticut, and the word is that their chicks are supplied by Meyer Hatchery in Ohio. In addition to offering customized orders, My Pet Chicken is unusual in that they also offer some sexed bantams. Bantams are smaller than standard-sized chickens, and many standard breeds are available in bantam size, but sexing them is difficult, so most hatcheries only offer &#8220;straight run&#8221; bantams, which means you get what you get &#8211; generally some roosters along with the pullets. I don&#8217;t know if roosters are allowed to crow on Wisteria Lane, but we&#8217;re pretty sure they would not be popular on our street, so my next chicks might well arrive courtesy of My Pet Chicken.</p>
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<title><![CDATA[Desperate Housewives: addictively hilarious and entertaning]]></title>
<link>http://thosetvshows.wordpress.com/2009/10/08/desperate-housewives-addictively-hilarious-and-entertaning/</link>
<pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 11:32:54 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>zoeyclark</dc:creator>
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<description><![CDATA[Well, people made such a big fuss about the show that it had to be overrated, right? And if you- lik]]></description>
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<p>Well, people made such a big fuss about the show that it had to be overrated, right? And if you- like me- only a caught a glimpse of episodes randomly while trying to check James Denton out (or the women,if you prefer); it could have seemed to you that the shows plot was beyond implausible, the characters  unlikeable. Hence I really didn&#8217;t think the show was worth following. Oh, it was a real pleasure to come to realize that I couldn&#8217;t have been more wrong.</p>
<p>One night I came across Season 5 reruns and I had nothing better to do and that was it. I was hooked. The show is admittedly one of the most entertaining and original shows ever.</p>
<p>I used to think suburbia is boring. Oh, of course the houses look great. And of course it would be lovely to live on a street where you are close friends with your neighbors who are roughly the same age&#8230;But it would be boring. Being away from the city? Having a car as the only way of transportation? Having children around? Being married?? Being a housewife??? Oh well&#8230;of course these situations do exist. It is just that the women&#8217;s lives are never boring. And there is always so much cheating/lying/back-stabbing/plotting going on. Oh, I don&#8217;t mean these friends are doing those to each other. Oh no. But what happens with the other neighbors is always a riot!</p>
<p>Just on the top of my head- (from the first season alone):</p>
<p>* In the first episode the narrator (Mary Alice Young) kills herself. As she narrates and gives us clues,  we put the pieces together and try to understand why she would do that. She had a loving son, a loving marriage and had great friends.</p>
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<p style="text-align:center;">* <strong>Susan (Teri Hatcher) and Mike (James Denton)</strong></p>
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<p style="text-align:center;">She has a massive crush on the dreamy plumber/ the new neighbor Mike. He  is like a breath of fresh air to Susan&#8217;s  romantic life-after all Susan is the divorced mother of a teenage girl. Her husband has cheated and left her for another woman. But of course as hot as Mike is, things are complicated. He seems to be giving her mixed signals and we the viewer see what Susan does not. Mike has a lot of cash lying around, a gun in his belt, and plans&#38; notes on the whole neighborhood. He is a man on a mission and it doesn&#8217;t seem like a very innocent one&#8230;</p>
<p style="text-align:center;">*<strong>Gabby  (Eva Longoria)</strong></p>
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<p style="text-align:center;">She is cheating  on her husband with her teenage gardener (Jesse Metcalfe).</p>
<p style="text-align:center;">* <strong>Lynette (Felicity Huffman)</strong></p>
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<p style="text-align:center;">She has 4 kids. She despises being a housewife as she used to be a top advertising exec. before she became a full-time mom.</p>
<p style="text-align:center;">*<strong>Bree ( Marcia Cross)</strong></p>
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<p style="text-align:center;">She is always groomed and made up. She is always prepared and meticulous and &#8220;perfect&#8221;. She is the perfect host and  her family is so bothered by this.</p>
<p style="text-align:center;">*<strong>Edie (Nicolette Sheridan)</strong></p>
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<p style="text-align:center;">She is hot and is not the least bit shy about it. Edie may be hot and festive, but she is not exactly a female loved by her peers. She is just too out there&#8230;</p>
<p>Well if you haven&#8217;t seen the show yet, you might think this is not complicated at all. Trust me, what you just read is the overly simplified version. The comedy, intrigue and the romance are well-balanced. The thing about these women are that they are not that desperate. Hell, they are not exactly just housewives either. Before Lynette quit, she was much more successful than her husband who is also in advertising. She is desperate because she has realized is that dealing with 4 small children is a lot harder than running a company. Susan illustrates children&#8217;s books. Edie is in real estate, Gabby is an ex runway model. Well, Bree is only a housewife but then she is so obsessed with it you can say it is a career for her: she does all her own cooking, cleaning,gardening,making her own clothes,fixing everything&#8230;</p>
<p>Gabby is only fooling around because her seemingly rich and romantic husband is just rich, inconsiderate and a workaholic. With her past career and good looks, it isn&#8217;t that hard to imagine she has the hormones and motives to match her gardener&#8217;s&#8230; Bree might seem like the mother and wife from hell but her son will be enough to make a lot of women not wanna have kids. Lynette has the tendency to hate her husband at times since he doesn&#8217;t seem to get what a difficult job she has at home and of course because he has made her pregnant 4 times. And the little baby is the least of her troubles. Susan has no idea about the past of the love of her life and she is a generally clueless person/mother/woman. Edie is&#8230;well,you have seen the picture. And while all of their lives are interesting and complicated, the darkest secrets might be about to come from their recently deceased friend; Mary Alice&#8230;</p>
<p>Now that season 6 started, I am onto the new season. Of course I had seen half of season 5 and I just finished watching seasons 1&#38; 2. Even with this weird order I&#8217;m following the show, I love every second of it. I hope they have many more seasons and keep having mysterious new neighbors with dark secrets and a dangerous agenda&#8230;Oh and of course, kudos to Marc Cherry to creating the show. And hats off to the casting people!</p>
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<title><![CDATA[The Days Ahead Could Be Worse - Desperate Housewives Week 2]]></title>
<link>http://mschelper.wordpress.com/2009/10/05/the-days-ahead-could-be-worse-desperate-housewives-week-2/</link>
<pubDate>Mon, 05 Oct 2009 17:42:49 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>mschelper</dc:creator>
<guid>http://mschelper.wordpress.com/2009/10/05/the-days-ahead-could-be-worse-desperate-housewives-week-2/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[The Newest Residents of Wisteria Lane (photo courtesy of ABC) There was an overdose of new storyline]]></description>
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<p>There was an overdose of new storyline possibilities on desperate housewives tonight. Too much drama? No way, you can&#8217;t have too much drama. The big story this week was trying to decipher whether or not Danny strangled Julie. All the signs clearly point to Danny, but I can&#8217;t help but wonder whether there is more to the story &#8211; so far the mystery is too easy to solve. As I predicted, Katherine has pretty much lost it. It&#8217;s pretty comical. The oddest thing to me this week was Mrs. McCluskey&#8217;s new romance. I personally don&#8217;t prefer see Mrs. McCluskey is a post sex scene, but I&#8217;m glad she has gotten a larger role in the story line because she is just so funny. Minus Bree, the past two weeks have been all about the children of the housewives. I would like to see more about the housewives and less about their kids, unless the kid is Andrew who disappointingly hasn&#8217;t been on the show yet. Or Julie, I&#8217;m glad she&#8217;s back. Will the days ahead be worse? Of course they will because that&#8217;s what makes us tune in every week. <a href="http://abc.go.com/watch/desperate-housewives/93513/237010/being-alive">Watch The Full Episode Here</a></p>
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<title><![CDATA[Pheobe In Wonderland Review]]></title>
<link>http://reviewit2009.wordpress.com/2009/10/04/pheobe-in-wonderland-review/</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 04 Oct 2009 00:21:16 +0000</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[Phoebe In Wonderland features one of the best performance of the year. Elle Fanning was incredible i]]></description>
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<p>I really liked this movie. This is the first time I see Elle Fanning play a leading role and boy did she nail it. I’ve been really impressed with those Fanning sisters. I see a nice future for both of them. She really brought that character to life, everyone else in the movie did just okay. I’m not sure if the acting just okay or if she just did so good that everyone else paled by comparison. In either case, Elle was fantastic and she stole the performance.</p>
<p>Elle played a young girl called Phoebe Lichten. A cute little girl with two very unfortunate conditions. Phoebe has both OCD and Tourette’s Syndrome. She did such an impressive job that at times it was very difficult to watch her struggle as she tried to avoid doing or saying certain things.</p>
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<div>As Phoebe lived with her condition, which for some reason the teachers at her school thought she was just misbehaving and her mother thought that doctors are too quick to medicate children. A fact that I happen to agree with, however in this case I thought she could have used the help. It is always heart breaking to watch a child in hysterics especially when they don’t understand what is happening to them, but in this movie Elle took that to a different level. I wouldn’t be surprised if she’s nominated for something for her performance in this movie.</p>
<p>There was another wonderful performance in this film. The role of theater teacher, Mrs. Dodge played wonderfully by Patricia Clarkson was quite the surprising role. She played a teacher who deeply believes in her subject and taught it very well. She was a person to look up to and admire and she was the driving force to relieving Phoebes’ condition, if at least for a few hours of the day.</p></div>
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<link>http://mschelper.wordpress.com/2009/10/01/desperate-housewives-season-premiere/</link>
<pubDate>Thu, 01 Oct 2009 16:57:42 +0000</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[This past Sunday was the season premiere of Desperate Housewives. If you are like me and have been h]]></description>
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<p>This past Sunday was the season premiere of Desperate Housewives. If you are like me and have been holding your breathe since the season finale to see who Mike Delfino&#8217;s bride was, you can finally breathe. Thank heavens it was Susan. Really, Katherine has gone a little cookoo and I&#8217;m sure will continue to be throughout the season for dramatic effect. Some may think about Lynette&#8217;s reaction to her pregnancy and think it makes her some horrible person for not loving her unborn fetuses. Personally, I&#8217;m rather annoyed she&#8217;s pregnant, I mean seriously, hasn&#8217;t there been enough about her being a mom? They made the mistake of taking off her cute, younger, entertaining kids and putting through a growth spurt so they could become rather boring. Just leave it at that. Not too much happening with Gabby and Carlos this week. Of course the big drama this season will be without a doubt with the new residents of Wisteria Lane. Was that their son that strangled Julie? Oh yeah, and the whole Brie and Carl thing is just plain weird.</p>
<p><a href="http://abc.go.com/shows/desperate-housewives">Watch the Full Episode Here</a></p>
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<link>http://celebrityjustin.wordpress.com/2009/09/29/felicity-huffman-arrives-at-the-letterman-show/</link>
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<title><![CDATA[The cowardice of Hollywood, as seen in "Desperate Housewives." And Florida cops love Wii bowling.]]></title>
<link>http://michaeljlewis.wordpress.com/2009/09/29/the-cowardice-of-hollywood-as-seen-in-desperate-housewives-and-florida-cops-love-wii-bowling/</link>
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<description><![CDATA[Let me say that it&#8217;s entirely possible that this is a wild overreaction by me. Sometimes thing]]></description>
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<p><em>Let me say that it&#8217;s entirely possible that this is a wild overreaction by me. Sometimes things just hit you at a certain time and make you so annoyed.</em></p>
<p><em>However, I don&#8217;t think this is one of those things.</em></p>
<p>So I&#8217;m watching the season premiere &#8220;Desperate Housewives&#8221; Sunday night. I know it&#8217;s a silly show with ridiculous storylines, but the writing is awesome, Eva Longoria Parker is just smoking hot (as is Teri Hatcher, still), and it entertains me.</p>
<p>So one of the new plot points this season is that Lynette Scavo, Felicity Huffman&#8217;s character, is pregnant with twins. Lynette has four other children with her husband Tom, and she&#8217;s somewhere in her early 40s. She and Tom have, like, no money; their pizzeria cost them a ton, and now Tom&#8217;s in school while Lynette is the only one working.</p>
<p>So the episode starts and Tom and Lynette are talking about the craziness of having more children. Tom (whose character has always been the weakest on the show, IMO)  tries to reassure Lynette, tells her everything is going to be fine. For most of the episode, Lynette is depressed and worried and not really at all interested in having more kids.</p>
<p>And yet, never, ever, ever, in the entire episode, is the subject of Lynette having an abortion even implied, hinted at, or even brought up as a topic between Lynette and Tom.</p>
<p>OF COURSE she&#8217;s going to have the baby, because everyone wants babies! Even if you&#8217;re in your early 40s, have four kids already, have no money and are drowning in debt, it&#8217;s still awesome to have two more kids. Yippee!</p>
<p>Why is abortion never even brought up? Because, my friends, it is apparently still considered such a toxic issue that no mainstream show dare go near it. My goodness, ABC might lose some advertisers, draw protests, inflame the right wing who could boycott the show.  A woman even <em>discussing</em> having an abortion on a show? We can&#8217;t have that. No, no, no. We must present reality only one way, and avoid offending anyone, anyone out there who may watch us.</p>
<p>Never mind the fact that abortion is legal in this country. Never mind the fact that Roe vs. Wade is almost four decades old. Never mind the fact that for millions of women each day, a decision on whether or not to abort a fetus is a heart-wrenching, real-life issue.</p>
<p>Look, I&#8217;m not sitting here advocating abortion, though I am definitely pro-choice. And I&#8217;m not saying the writers of the show are stupid for not making Lynette have one.</p>
<p>I just think it&#8217;s remarkably pathetic and cowardly that shows like this completely ignore this side of the discussion, and quite frankly treat the audience like morons by ignoring that elephant in the room.</p>
<p>This is why I laugh riotously when people are always accusing Hollywood of being &#8220;liberal.&#8221; The people in Hollywood may be liberal, but the shows? So far from it.</p>
<p>Anyway, this annoyed me.</p>
<p>*** Here&#8217;s something awesome: Apparently police in Lakeland, Fla. did a little Wii playing while performing a drug raid on a house (As my wife would say: Why does this stuff always happen in Florida?)</p>
<p>My favorite part of this is the sheriff trying to justify things. Brilliant.</p>
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<title><![CDATA[ABC Sunday Night Chardonnay and Chocolate Fest (9.27.09)]]></title>
<link>http://childrenofsaintclare.wordpress.com/2009/09/28/abc-sunday-night-chardonnay-and-chocolate-fest-9-27-09/</link>
<pubDate>Mon, 28 Sep 2009 18:58:22 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>marcusandstevi</dc:creator>
<guid>http://childrenofsaintclare.wordpress.com/2009/09/28/abc-sunday-night-chardonnay-and-chocolate-fest-9-27-09/</guid>
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<p><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:small;"><strong>The Husband:</strong></span></p>
<p><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:small;">And now my weekly recap of  ABC&#8217;s blatantly female-focused melodramas, <em>Desperate Housewives </em> and <em>Brothers &#38; Sisters</em>:</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:small;">How is it that a show known  for its huge sweeps episodes and mystery-exploding finales can come  up with a season premiere that doesn&#8217;t really feel like anything? With <em> Desperate Housewives</em>, it&#8217;s pretty much that aside from a well managed  but mostly unnecessary flashback structure (pretty much designed to  let you know immediately who Mike chose to marry) and a very brief start  of a new neighborhood mystery, it was pretty much just picking up where  we left off last season. And aside from the wedding (which starts and  ends the episode), no time has actually passed, progressing only through  some quick leaps throughout the eight weeks between last season&#8217;s finale  and the Mike/Susan wedding.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:small;">Oh…yeah…Mike picked Susan  over Katherine. And this is the absolute best choice from a purely storytelling  standpoint. Admit it — we were all done with Susan&#8217;s love problems  and her will-they-or-won&#8217;t-they with Mike, and Katherine&#8217;s story was  completely static. This way, Susan can try out a new type of story and  see how it fits, and Katherine, raging against Mike and Susan for their  betrayal, finally gets a storyline that can bring out the fire she was  completely lacking last season. Instead of a pushover just hoping that  her new fiancé won&#8217;t fall back in love with his ex-wife, this new Katherine  fights back, intercepting Susan&#8217;s wedding dress and threatening to stain  it with pasta sauce, playing mind games with their respective friends,  and ultimately blackmailing Susan into apologizing during the damned  wedding ceremony. But all is not forgiven, and Katherine&#8217;s final moment,  when she whispers to Susan that the apology didn&#8217;t really help, is the  best Dana Delaney has been since the climax of her season 4 mystery.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:small;">But the rest of it, as is up  to par with the majority of <em>DH</em>&#8217;s episodes, is full of stories  of wildly varying quality. I find no pleasure in any bit of Bree&#8217;s story  with her affair with Karl, and I can honestly say that at this point  I find anything Orson does far more interesting and sympathetic than  any Bree story. I just can&#8217;t bring myself to care, and the affair is  clearly not meant to last. Let&#8217;s see if Marc Cherry and the writers  can, perhaps, give Orson another mystery revolving around those three  years in prison we never really saw.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:small;">Lynette&#8217;s story is considerably  dark for the Scavo family — and yes, I&#8217;m aware that their story last  year involved a nightclub fire that resulted in a major death — as  she deals with the twins that are on their way, her fifth and sixth  child. After tearing into the happiness of a new mother at the doctor&#8217;s  office, she admits to her husband that she is just really not feeling  right about what is currently happening, as with these twins she doesn&#8217;t  feel like she loves them as she did with all of her previous (and all  unplanned) pregnancies. We&#8217;ve already seen the woman find a balance  between her family life and her desire to reestablish her career over  the last couple seasons, but this could be the straw that breaks the  camel&#8217;s back. Will we finally deal with a major abortion storyline on  this show? Probably not, considering how gigantic the show is all across  the board, as well as the fact that this isn&#8217;t <em>Maude</em>.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:small;">And as I expressed interest  at the end of last season in Gaby&#8217;s new storyline that has the Solis  family taking care of a free-spirited and nasty teenage niece, that  plot is pretty much progressing as I expected. Some of it is fascinating  in the way that Gaby sees a great deal of her younger self in her niece  and therefore wants to help her to avoid years of suffering and unhappiness,  but some of it is also embarrassingly melodramatic and pointlessly cruel  — the nightclub scene where Gaby gets on the mic and embarrasses her  niece for sneaking out of the house went absolutely nowhere. But Gaby  works best when she has a worthy opponent, so I&#8217;m not going to be too  picky for a few more weeks.</span></p>
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<p><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:small;">And yes, that new mystery —  Drea De Matteo (of <em>The Sopranos</em>), her husband (Jeffrey Nordling  from last season of <em>24</em>) and their son have moved onto Wisteria  Lane, they had to move because of <em>something</em> the son did, Drea  has a major burn/scar on the majority of her back, and somebody strangled  young Julie at the end of the episode. But it wasn&#8217;t much establishment  for how much I think we are meant to care.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:small;">As usual, the world of <em>Brothers  &#38; Sisters</em> fits more into the real world and, you know, generally  believable situations. (It helps that it doesn&#8217;t pretend it&#8217;s a comedy  like <em>DH </em>does.) And unlike <em>DH</em>, this felt like a real season  premiere. Big emotions, big secrets, big starts and even potentially  terminal illnesses abound in our return to the Walker Clan.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:small;">As Holly and Nora prepare for  Justin and Rebecca&#8217;s engagement party, the two (as usual) clash, which  comes to a boil when the soiree must be moved to Chez Walker after an  influx of termites. There, Holly oversteps her boundaries during the  party-planning while Nora has to deal with her and Saul&#8217;s aggressively  insulting mother (Marion Ross from <em>Happy Days</em>), and it all comes  to a head when Holly breaks the rules and buys the happy couple a new  car, leading Nora to oust Holly as &#8220;that disease-ridden tramp&#8221;  that her late husband was banging for decades (and, you know, the mother  of Justin&#8217;s fiancée who was once thought to be the Missing Walker).  It&#8217;s another Walker Clusterfuck, but come on…Holly had it coming.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:small;">Justin, meanwhile, is losing  his mind to stress thanks to a one-two punch. First, he is called into  the Dean&#8217;s office and told that if he wants to stay in the med program,  he needs to seriously up his grades all across the board. Second, he  finds out that he was admitted to the school not because of his grades  (which weren&#8217;t great), but because his Senator brother-in-law made a  few phone calls. But by the end, Justin and Rebecca have stopped bickering,  he has vowed to stop being a quitter, and then they <em>almost </em> get into a car accident. (Whatever.)</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:small;">Kevin and Scotty get a big  plot boost in their mission to adopt a child, focusing on the emotions  involved far more than the details of the adoption itself. (Really,  how many times have we seen a TV show delve into that story and think  it&#8217;s being informative by letting us know all of the steps we already  know because we watch so much television?) The heart of the story lies  in Scotty&#8217;s hesitation in expanding the family, a character twist instead  of a plot twist, and I am grateful for that. Kevin and Scotty are still  probably the most realistic gay couple on television (seriously, I&#8217;m  hard-pressed to find another, although <em>Modern Family </em> may prove its ability to join this distinction) and I&#8217;m glad that they  can talk like adults about adult issues. Besides, the story gave me  the only two quotes I wrote down the entire night.</span></p>
<blockquote><p><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:small;">&#8220;Which one of you gets  to sleep with the egg lady?&#8221; — Grandma Marion Ross, completely  missing the point of surrogacy</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:small;">&#8220;How&#8217;s <em>Assembling a Child </em>by Tolstoy?&#8221; — Kevin to Scotty regarding the gigantic  manual they received from their adoption counselor</span></p></blockquote>
<p><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:small;">But all this interest had to  take a backseat to the big sad center. While Kitty and Senator Robert  go to couples therapy to deal with that douche from <em>Eli Stone</em> making Kitty all weak in the knees, she finds that there is something  wrong with her lymph nodes, and that the news isn&#8217;t good. The episode  ended without declaring what the potentially terminal disease was, but  we have to go with cancer, right? My wife, just based on me describing  the episode, says lymphoma, especially because it allows her to suffer  but gives her the possibility of not dying, and I&#8217;m pretty sure that  Nate Stone didn&#8217;t spread any HIV to her. But still, boo.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:small;">So there you have it. <em>B&#38;S </em> sucked me right back in, while <em>DH </em> was more of the same (although a vast improvement over last season&#8217;s  first handful of episodes).</span></p>
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<link>http://iamdomo.com/2009/09/28/desparate-housewives-recap-1/</link>
<pubDate>Mon, 28 Sep 2009 03:38:47 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Domo</dc:creator>
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