I forgot how good Eminem and 50 Cent (Fiddy) are together. Their performance at the AMAs November 2009 reminded me of this fact. They are like old school maestros of fun hip hop jams that are the equivalent of Thanksgiving turkey dinner left overs. Still good!

Press play on the microwave and play on this clip to enjoy Crack a Bottle and Forever. Thanks brothaz for the combined magic!

[Image of Fiddy red carpet AMAs courtesy of I Need My Fix]

~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA 11.27.09~

Gangster-Rapper im Puff: 50 Cent rappt das Pascha in Köln

Das Pascha in Köln ist ein ganz heißer Laden. US-Star-Rapper 50 Cent gib sich dort in Kürze die Ehre und performt nach zwei Jahren Pausen endlich einmal wieder live in Deutschland.

200 Gäste dürfen den Star dann – ganz passend für einen Rapper -  im Großbordell Pascha bewundern.

Am Montagabend will 50 Cent im Pascha sein neues Album vorstellen.

Anschließend wird „Fiddy“, wie ihn seine Fans nennen, eine halbe Stunde lang die Fragen der Gäste beantworten. Möglich machte den Super-Coup Radio „bigFM“.

Immer öfter wird im „Pascha“ auch prominentes Publikum begrüßt. Stars wie Klaus Meine (Scorpions), Schauspieler Heiner Lauterbach oder Otto Walkes geben sich die Ehre, auch Big-Brother-Jürgen, die RTL-Autohändler Jörg und Dragan oder Schlager-Opi Jürgen Drews finden den Club ab und zu ganz amüsant.

Vor allem beliebt ist das Pascha mit seiner großen Bühne für CD-Präsentationen. Und nicht jeder geht anschließend noch ins Laufhaus …

Das Laufhaus

Now, I came in around 9:30, because I decided to watch two clusterfucks created by Seth MacFarlane. (The only redeeming quality of Family Guy/Cleveland Show last night was the fact that Quagmire’s complete decimation of all things Brian-related Oh, my God, that was probably one of the greatest Family Guy moments ever, if not one of the greatest moments in animated history (at least of the past decade, Simpsons Movie be damned).
With that out the way, did Adam Lambert give homophobes everywhere a giant “F.U” last night, or did he give homophobes everywhere a giant “F.U?” I mean, damn, I was speechless after that performance. Then, I actually applauded, just because dude just didn’t give a fuck. He went up there with an agenda, stuck it to the Establishment and even got some faux-fellatio out of it
::snarky smile::
Only thing is, dude was pitchy as all hell.

Alicia Keys should go back to playing the piano on her songs. Last night’s performance set her up to become another artist in the vein of Beyonce and Ciara. We need singers, not showgirls (even though Beyonce can sing her ass off from time to time.) Alicia, we love you because you don’t have to jump around and screw yourself into the ground while you perform. You exude sexy by playing the piano, cranking out melodies and being you. Wearing leggings and flaunting your ass-ets doesn’t really seem like you. Plus, the song was kind of too poppy for my tastes.

Eminem and Fiddy really need to stop trying to be all gangsta-fied now. They’re both 30-plus and haven’t seen the wrong side of the tracks for the latter part of the past decade. There is no need for hoodies pulled up over your head and shit. You’re not some underground nobody anymore. You’re frackin’ Eminem, the only white rapper that’s outsold just about every black rapper that isn’t named Jay-Z.

Speaking of Jay-Z, nice suit…minus the suede coat to go along with it. Then again, you’re Sean Carter. You can do those things because, outside of Barack and Oprah, you’re the most powerful black man on the planet right now that isn’t…well, I’d rather not go there.

Jennifer Lopez fell on her butt, both literally and figuratively with her Loubouitons song. It was boring and sounded like, well, every other post-2000 J. Lo song.

And, Drake bores me now. He looks so freakin’ unnatural in front of a camera when he isn’t in a wheelchair. Like, f’really.

I could go on, but yeah, I’ll stop. I did, however, expect Kanye West to come out and say “Taylor, I’m really happy for you, and I’ma let you finish, but MICHAEL JACKSON was the greatest artist of the year…even though he only released a greatest hits album, had one new song, and his only performance was a rehearsal for his tour that never happened.”

I love you, Mike, but you can’t win EVERYTHING. (Anyone remember when Ray Charles damn near swept the Grammys after he died?)

I DID NOT KNOW THAT WORDPRESS CHARGES EXTRA FOR THE BLOGGER TO POST AUDIO FILES OR VIDEOS, SO THAT REALLY BUMS ME OUT. THE 2ND EMINEM CD IS GONNA BE SO SICK~

The mastermind behind the Twilight Saga series, Stephenie Meyer looked radiant as she proudly attended the Los Angeles premiere of her story, New Moon. This one female author and working mom, created this entire lucrative circus of entertainment. What a true star. Also present, Monday night, was rapper entrepreneur 50 Cent and Ms. Shar Jackson. Cute!

[Images courtesy of Los Angeles based News Agency, Splash]

~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA.11.17.09~

Photographed by Kevin Steele

I am counting my big orange furry blessings.

Big orange cat #2

– License

Ahhhh, heard some Death Cab on the ride home, so I got inspired. Because there are still some people doubting the Yotes but I know in my heart that they will do well this season. They will make the playoffs. They will stay in Phoenix. They have sooooo much potential. And really up is the only way they can go after all that we have been through.

I also heard Goldfinger’s Superman and was bouncing around in my car. What a great song to hear when leaving the game cuz you know… my boys are my supermen! Although I did threaten one of the Blackhawks tonight after he was pushing down on my Pru’s neck.

So, the Coyotes won 3-1. And if I could pick 2 number one stars of the game they would be Marty (the real winner) and Fiddy. Both were amazing defensively. Fiddy OWNS the PK. OMG.

We currently have two rappers. Who came up to join Fiddy? None other than the real Schlem Shady. WHO PLAYED AWESOME! Schlem! I love you!

I also love Sami. That boy has been amazing for us this season. Our defense has really stepped up this year and especially now with Z out for who knows how long. We also saw Sauer. He came and sat in the section next to us for awhile in the third. Please come back soon Sauer. We miss you and love you.

The best moment of the night was Winnik’s Z impression. He went to block the shot and rolled across the ice. It was awesome!

The best fan moment? There were two… the first was when the Blackhawks’ goal was disallowed, the Coyotes fans stood up and cheered. It was nice to see after the Chicago fans were starting to get cocky after that goal. The second was when there was about 30 seconds left the fans stood and cheered for the boys. We may not have many fans right now but the ones we have are solid. They are really behind the boys and I can get behind that.

I am crediting this win to warm ups. It was a bit wacky in warm ups and made me feel a bit uncomfortable. First LaBarbera tried to stare me down but I wouldn’t have any of that. At least he has stopped winking. Then there was the stare-down with Pyatt, which was kind of intense. I blame it on those eyes. They are so amazing looking and to just stare at them is kind of intimidating. Then Pru was looking at us. This is something Pru never does, so it was little weird. And finally Lombo. WTF Lombo? You were in a goofy mood tonight. You were making some faces at me and then when Yotesgurl noticed and yelled, “Lombo” you gave us the eyebrows and a goofy grin. I mean, I’m not complaining. It was fun but I am a bit concerned, as I have never seen you be that playful before.

Whatever you boys did before the game tonight…. keep it up. It worked for you. The game was exciting and so much better then the last two games. But please work on staying out of the box. You are all spending way too much time in the box!

I am trying to figure out who will be benched next game. Mueller was benched and got a goal tonight. Uppy was previously benched and has taken less penalties and scored. Will it be Pru? How about Vrby? Or Pyatt? Tonight the scratches were Korpo and Boeds. Will Boeds be sent down? Will he be given another chance? So many ways Tippett could go.

Next up… the Ducks. In Anaheim. Big game boys. Let’s make sure they know we still aren’t ok with them taking out our Captain. Let’s make sure the douche-bag really gets the message again. He will just be back after his two game suspension for that hit so I am sure he will be hungry.

Aiight, time to sign off and go watch some Project Runway.

Kaboom.

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There’s no doubting that 50 Cent is an inspiring personality. When he told us he’d retire if Kanye West’s album outsold his, we flocked to CD shops to buy a Kanye West album we didn’t really want, only to be doubly disappointed with Fifty went back on his word.

So maybe that’s why he’s teamed up with Robert Greene to release a book. It was originally intended to be a ‘Hip-Hop bible’, a concept so vague it’s no surprise they eventually focused on the much more concise concept of ‘fearlessness’. Something which Fifty has in abundance as he’s told us time and time again.

The title is odd. The 50th law, obviously a tie-in with the whole 50 Cent idea, but surely that means it’s not that important. If it was it would be the #1 law, I feel I can afford to forget the 50th law of any matter really.

The book is about being fearless, being self-reliant, basically being all the things 50 Cent is. So not a book for people who want to become talented. The quotes in praise of the book make for some interesting reading:

‘It’s almost frightening to think of the amount of leonine stonewalling that’ll be going on in boardrooms once this volume hits the shelves’
–Ben Thompson Financial Times

Oh, so this book will inspire people to act like cunts. Fantastic stuff!

`I really needed to read The 50th Law, more than I knew. This is the new entrepreneur’s bible!!’ –DJ Krust

Yeah I go by everything DJ Krust says. This book is an ego massage for the loveable Curtis Jackson which is about as necessary as giving Madonna more exposure so she can dance around in clothes never before seen on a woman of her age.

You can listen to the whole thing on Spotify, it’s a nice alternative to killing yourself.

Happy Early Halloween from Fiddy.

Awesome video please check it out.

http://fiddaman.blogspot.com/2009/10/gsk-and-kols-monster-mash.html

I’ll post my thoughts every so often.

#10, Raekwon, The Chef: I think this was a good spot for ‘kwon. I mean, judging by the internets, OBFCL II owned the shit out of BP3. Sales, not so much. SONGS? Yes. Plus, nigga beefin’ with Budden, nigga bringing Wu Back, RAE got the streets talking alot lately. And lyrics are still Coka Nostra & INTERESTING. damn. 10 years and the nigga can still rap about Slinging Powder out a Pyrex Pot.

#9, 50 Cent: War Angel & Forever King dropped months ago. Had a buzz with Ok, Ya Right for a while. Gave birth to one of the Best Verses of the year by Royce da 5′9″ and another BASTARD of a verse by Crook. Otherwise, no. Some funny parodies, blah blah. Nigga ain’t shit. If anything, he could be 10. Chef should be 9.

And todays choice, #8, #fabsteeth Fabolous. Nigga needed to be higher on the list. I Miss My Love, Lullaby, Pachanga, Stay, Imma Do It, ALL DOPE SONGS. Twitter is his stomping ground. Ummm, Did I mention he hasn’t missed a step with the lyrics? Well, I don’t care:
“My attitude is celebit, I don’t give a fuck”. Oh, yeah, Loso said that. I don’t care how commercial Throw It In The Bag was, it’s still my shit.

I’ll be back sooner or later with another one.

I remember as a little kid my first dream was to be one thing…. A power ranger.  There was nothing better to do on a Saturday or Sunday morning and watch 6 teenagers morph into tights, and then take on ugly monsters who were sent to…..well I have no idea what they were sent to do. But never the less the power rangers kicked ass.

So as a child I idolized them. Now as an adult I sort of wonder what there doing now……..

Pictured on the left is Skylar Deleon as a power ranger. Pictured on the Right is Skylar Deleon as a prison bitch.

On a side note prison guards found the former power ranger in prison trying to saw off his……uhh manly-ness with a razor blade……… Is that what they meant by mighty morphing???

 
Walter Jones. The former black ranger (yeah that isn’t raciest). After his ranger days caught by police for DUI.  He then tried to put out a rap song, but then realized he had no talent, and no gun shot wounds.
Everyone knows you only need one of those to have a rap career. Just look at fiddy!

Jason David. Aka the Green ranger. Is an Ultimate fighter. Competitors often complain that the use of a plasma gun and morphing abilities provides an unfair advantage. In my opinion, there just jealous

There has been several series of power rangers (examples: Power Rangers: Turbo, Power Rangers, Mighty Morphing) With each new series a new enemy is introduced so I thought the new series should fight a few of our problems we have now. So I came up with a few ideas…..

Power Rangers: Calorie Counters ( You walk in McDonalds ordering your big mac….. all of a sudden BOOM!  The rangers take on obesity by smacking you around till your ordering a salad. )

Power Rangers: Wikipedia Police (Lets watch the rangers go and find that evil 19 year old jackass who went on Wikipedia and posted that Johnny Appleseed is Tupac’s best friend, and said that both faked there death and moved to Cuba…oh wait….that jackass was me.)

 Power Rangers: Road Rage (We can watch the Rangers take on stupid drivers who go way to slow…..Sorry grandma but the yellow ranger will now go Chuck Norris on your wrinkled old ass…..KU-POW!)

Power Rangers: Penny Pinchers (Watch every Sunday as 6 Rangers take on poverty by round house kicking news paper ads to cut coupons, go to vending machines to check for loose change, all while fighting off evil creditors. The theme song will go something like F-r-e-e that spells free, Free credit report dot com baby!  )

50!

TMZ is reporting that rapper and George W. Bush supporter 50 Cent has dropped the price on his 50,000 square foot mansion, from its original asking price of $18.5 million down to the low low price of $10.9 million. Fiddy originally purchased the mansion, situated on 17 acres in Connecticut, for $4.1 million in 2003 from Mike Tyson. The difference between his original purchase price and his current asking price is $6 million in improvements, including “a disco complete with stripper poles.”

The sale is sparked by 50 Cent’s frustration with the two hour commute to Long Island, where his son Marquise currently lives with his mother, 50 Cent’s ex-girlfriend Shaniqua Tompkins. But surely the man identified by Forbes as the world’s second richest rap artist in 2007 could find a better solution to this problem than trying to dump his mansion on a buyer’s market? Let’s face it; this is not the best economic climate to be trying to sell a giant mansion.

Last December 50 told an interviewer that he has been personally suffered financial problems thanks to the recession, having lost “several million dollars” on the stock market. 50 has announced that he wants to buy a smaller (that’s a relative term, “smaller”) home in New York. It sounds like, in addition to saving time on his commute, 50 Cent is trying to take the sensible step of downsizing his holdings, in order to live within his means.

Hey, you don’t get to be the world’s second richest rap star by being financially irresponsible!

Download: Fabolous f. Drake, “Throw It in the Bag RMX”

Oh Baby. This verse make me just want to go party. Video is extra dope, beside the fact they are Lesbians. <3 to 50 for that verse & the War Angel LP, since I have yet to hear all of Foever King.

Cool. Not downloading since I see no point. but whatever.

I LOVE IT! This is great.

Okay, check this out Tripsters. This video posted on the web about 3 hours ago and it is a riot! First of all some kid whiter than Wonder bread from Canada  trashes 50 cent for “whoring himself out” and not having “street cred” but wait, that’s not the best part. Apparently 50 cent saw the trash talkin’ kid’s original flaming  review and flew the kid out to NYC for a sit down one  on one gangsta style. Check this video out. First you see the two chillin’ on a balcony in NYC while filming a response. Afterwards,  you will laugh your arse off when you see this kid  dissin’ all over Fiddy in a previous review.  Hilarious! Now I even like 50 Cent~ who’d have thought he was such a cool guy? Go Pruane2forever, you rock for callin’ it  like you see ‘em!

Really good video from Curtis taken off his mixtape / online album / EP “War Angel” & his forthcoming album “Before I Self Destruct”

Original concept taken from …

Clever right!

MR. JACKSON EXERCISING HIS VERSES ON THE MIC FOR THE MASSES. TAKE A LISTEN MY FRIENDS AND TAKE NOTES; CLASS IS IN SESSION:

MR. JACKSON IS AT WAR FOR THE 09 SUMNA

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