Reports recently published by noted plant biologists claim that plants have the ability to communicate with one another The ever alert  Home Land Security has begun setting up listening devices in field crops all across this nation to intercept and record all conversations in an attempt to weed out any potential danger from invasive foreign plants that may have a hostile agenda Any person or persons recognized as buying an unusual amount of seed or root-stock or soil fertilizer will come under strict and close observation Several Amish farmers from Nebraska have already been quietly rounded up for questioning in Rumania When interviewed for comment former vice president D Chaney remained silent but was seen by some seasoned reporters as smiling a good bit