I thought it was about time I tackled a bit of controversy and what better way to do that than writing about the Fifty Shades trilogy. 615 more words
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Jesus, FIVE parts? This chapter is insane.
Ana starts protesting, saying she can’t do it, and Christian is just like “lol I ran businesses at the age of 21.” YEAH WELL MAYBE ANA ISN’T LIKE YOU, ASSHOLE. 1,866 more words
Man, it’s been awhile since we’ve had a 4-part chapter. Anyway.
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“Please–don’t tell me you have interrupted your day after three weeks away to come over here and fight with me about my name.”
After their weird make-out/dry-humping/sex session, they lay cuddling on the couch together watching X-Files. They start talking about how Ana has to go back to work the next day, and how security will be tight. 1,066 more words
They playfully banter some more, and then we cut to a new scene that’s an unknown amount of time in the future. They’re now discussing the plans for their new house, which some woman named Gia is helping them redesign, because they want to keep the old house and just make it more efficient and all that crap. 1,446 more words
HAPPY ST. PATRICK’S DAY, EVERYBODY! I’m back again!
Alright folks, I realize we’re crawling along at a snails pace here, but the truth is that I’m really, really, undeniably sick of this book and these characters. 1,487 more words