Us: How does it feel to be back into the limelight?

Font: How would Sri Devi feel if they cast her as the next Disney princess on Broadway? AWESOMESAUCE.

Us: What were you doing all this while?

Font: I was doing bit-parts on TV shows, trying to get everyone’s attention. I even tried to convince NDTV Imagine to let me have my own Swayamwar. We were about to sign the contract but the stupid channel folded… But I’m confident that my comeback on Teri Meri Kahaani will land me at least a spot on the next season of Bigg Boss as the cool dude who dresses in all black and walks with a swagger – Fontzie.

Us: Do you think Teri Meri Kahaani will work as a movie?

Font: Will Chanakya work as a garbage collector for The Gummi Bears? No.

Us: Why?

Font: Well, for one, that poster is so tacky, it makes Rakhi Sawant look like Coco Chanel. And hello, the whole thing reeks of re-incarnation. Personally, I’d love it if Kunal Kohli were to have an out of body experience and be re-incarnated as a sentient pillow that wants to make movies but lacks the opposable thumbs required to do it.

Us: But, he brought you back into the spotlight!

Font: And what kind of a loser resurrects a 14-year-old typeface?