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Somewhere in the midst of dating-palooza 2009 (the autumn sessions), among some fairly uneventful first dates, I met Naked Eric.1 comment

willingear wrote 1 month ago: Eric earned that moniker fair and square, and here’s how: Through a series of poorly made decisions … more →

Tags: autumn, naked, naked eric, New York City, Online Dating

Flaccid poly-blend strap on?

samanthrax wrote 1 month ago: … more →

Tags: Weird shit you can buy, picture time, penis, Crochet, Dick, Strap-on, poly blend

Is there anything the Japanese can't do??195 comments

Cheezburger Network wrote 1 month ago: Compliance with Japanese GMP Standard Tightens Vagina Expert Improve elasticity loss of pelvic and v … more →

Tags: 1098006, 1099689, voting page, Baby, Birth, Expert, Japanese, Muscle, tight

Is there anything the Japanese can't do??195 comments

Cheezburger Network wrote 1 month ago: Compliance with Japanese GMP Standard Tightens Vagina Expert Improve elasticity loss of pelvic and v … more →

Tags: 1098006, 1099689, voting page, Baby, Birth, Expert, Japanese, Muscle, tight

Missed Conceptions

ddae wrote 2 months ago: If I had your pussy, I’d put it on my penis, I’d put it where my mouth lives, I’d put it … more →

Tags: Psychotic Love Poetry, Pussy, mouth, Dick, tongue, penis, hole, loads, seed

Manners

igmorrison wrote 3 months ago: Cost nothing. There’s a pig ignorant old man at the table next to me in the blue pumpkin … more →

Tags: Cambodia, blue pumpkin, Angkor Wat, ignorance, Pit stop, Placid

blueberries

electrosmut wrote 4 months ago: A burning in your belly, Fire dances atop your molars, Stripping enamel like a drunken Tri-Delt shed … more →

Tags: Work in progress, electrosmut, Desperation, adaption, stifled, rotting

In This Valley of Dying Stars

GravityFails wrote 5 months ago: Get your fat space ass back here! “Between the conception And the creation Between the emotion … more →

Tags: Commentary, Hardware, 360, Homoerotic, Playstation 3, Soiled Snake, Sony, T. S. Eliot

How big/small is yours? Penis size erect and flaccid? who cares!!2 comments

middleagescottishneanderthal wrote 7 months ago: Penis size is an important issue for many men. If they perceive themselves as having a small penis, … more →

Tags: middle age sex, health, sex, penis, guys, inches, Girth, man erection cock, large small

6/2003: Oh Penis, You So Lazy

meuhim wrote 7 months ago: My band had scheduled a one-time gig at the local bar down the block. About 3 weeks before the show, … more →

Tags: Drinking, Dating, Music, booze, garbage, Soda

Not My Cat - Episode 12 comments

Richard wrote 8 months ago: Yes! First episode of Not My Cat.  It’s not pretty, but hopefully there are a few tunes you do … more →

Tags: not my cat, radio, Buzz Lightyear, christian bale of hay, Mindtrap, mind trap, Kahn, rrr

George W Bush Secures Six-Figure Book Deal for Memoirs

gcwingman wrote 1 year ago:   TEXAS – USA – George W Bush, who cannot read, has secured a six-figure publishing deal … more →

Tags: turd, shit-stick!, nappy

ain't nobody got a swagger like, umm, what's swagger?4 comments

errordactyl wrote 1 year ago: I was at a restaurant last night, at a business dinner, when one of my colleagues commented that the … more →

Tags: it's the little things that count, grigori, Rasputin, Mia, SWAGGER, swagger like us, Iron Man, blow, penis

Observations from the SBUX tonight1 comment

dreamstela wrote 1 year ago: Frozen, and then thawed bananas, are a great source of comedic relief.  The word “flaccid … more →

Tags: starbucks, sbux, Coworkers

Steven's murky past!

krystal1 wrote 1 year ago: Well after our first date – which as you’ve read was not entirely successful! Steven and I hav … more →

Tags: My Dates, get it up, Steven

Sex on the first date?

krystal1 wrote 1 year ago: Wow , what a night it turned out to be! My date with Steven was, in many ways, more than i could eve … more →

Tags: My Dates, make a pass, my bedroom, sex on the first date

A Little Intimidated

earlwarwick wrote 1 year ago: That last post got me all confused and made me realize that the subject of male erotic photography a … more →

Tags: Erotica, Art, penis, Dick, breast, erection

What's Up With Losing Erections?3 comments

emmajolin wrote 1 year ago: Erections sometimes have a habit of popping up and disappearing at the wrong times. As a culture, we … more →

Tags: sex, Losing, Lost, erection, Viagra

Have you ever just had one of those days?2 comments

bekaboo wrote 1 year ago: Flaccid Candles, originally uploaded by Temeculamom. Actually my day has been just fine. We’ve … more →

Tags: Candles, Wrought Iron, Candelabra, Funny, Droopy


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