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This is not going to help my addiction to the "F-word."2 comments

Amanda wrote 8 months ago: Among the many, many things Antonin Scalia and I disagree about is the utility, versatility and, mig … more →

Tags: Perception, Absurd Shit, Television, Fuck, United States Supreme Court, Indecency, Federal Communications Commission, Tropic Thunder, Profanity

The Collapse of Language in All Media

csothbeg144 wrote 8 months ago: Today, my mother sent a letter to my best friend trying to comfort her over the death of her mother. … more →

Tags: collapse of language, Oddities

Fuck My Life dot com6 comments

Lim Jun Jie wrote 8 months ago: Today, I am officially endorsing FML. Fmylife.com was my sole and best companion throughout my inter … more →

Tags: Unusual, Net Buzz, hilarious, hilarious quotes, Fuck My Life

The Stupid Truth About Obama on the Internet

Brian Schuster wrote 8 months ago: President Obama, arguably one of the most influential people of our time. His words have inspired mi … more →

Tags: internet truth, obama, whitehouse.gov, collegehumor.com, zwinky.com, Alexa.Com, President

Secrets.2 comments

Amanda wrote 8 months ago: Those of you who know me at all know that I am absolutely a huge fan of Post Secret. I am sort of an … more →

Tags: Life, post-secret, secrets

Hong Kong Rugby Sevens 20091 comment

Amanda wrote 9 months ago: “Today, I asked my work if I could have a day off (a SATURDAY) so that I could attend the Hong … more →

Tags: Absurd Shit, Hong Kong, NZ All Blacks, Kiwis, Hong Kong Rugby Sevens, public drunkeness, Solomon King

FML

ragingpandabear wrote 9 months ago: This website, in a word; awesome. Prepare to open your mind to the genius that is: F My Life Today, … more →

Tags: My life........my life, my life, my life, FML, Awesome, Funny

Fmylife2 comments

joeisrad wrote 9 months ago: I recently was introduced to fmylife.com. It’s a website where people tell stories about bad e … more →

Tags: Personal

Fmylife2 comments

tiffdjones wrote 9 months ago: My Twistori obsession has subsided and I am now fond of wasting my time at Fmylife.com.  I’m s … more →

Tags: Random, Websites, schadenfreude

The Juice...3/23 - 3/30

saidmeghan wrote 9 months ago: So we’re a day late on your celeb update…we KNOW, you’re dying.  (Actually, maybe … more →

Tags: The Juice, Lance Armstrong, anne hathaway, David Letterman, Late Show, Marriage, Zac Efron, Kevin Bacon, footloose

Finally! A website for people that want to get away!2 comments

rullmania wrote 9 months ago: We, as a society, love reading and laughing about others misfortune. Now you don’t have to be … more →

Tags: Uncategorized

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Kelli wrote 9 months ago: This happened to my dad and uncle, only instead of pulling out a blackberry they got to see him clim … more →

Tags: Funny, Humor

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Vince wrote 9 months ago: My Favorite F*** My Life statements… For those of you who haven’t been to the website, i … more →

Tags: Fuck, fmylife, Fuck My Life, cyanide, Cyanide and Happiness, FML, fuckmylife, fml.com

Best Guy Friend Does Not Equal Good Boyfriend2 comments

Jill - University of Wisconsin wrote 10 months ago: You looove your dog Oliver. He’s your best friend. He is the sweetest, cutest, fluffiest, the … more →

Tags: advice-relationships, Relationships, D-bags, Dating, He's Just Not That Into You, hookup, Love, matchmaker, Matchmaking

Truman Represents on FMyLife.com6 comments

kirksvillesocialite wrote 10 months ago: FMyLife.com, quite literally the site to be checking out these days, finally has some Truman represe … more →

Tags: Truman State University, Truman Students, FML

parents say the darndest things

lazybirds wrote 10 months ago: Today, I was talking to my mom. During the conversation she randomly asked me “does he take hi … more →

Tags: Socials, Vancouver, sex, sex talk, Parents, Bowling, bowling league

winner winner1 comment

lazybirds wrote 10 months ago:  Today, I went to my first strip club for my friends birthday. I also found out what my girlfriend d … more →

Tags: strippers

Go Here: fmylife.com2 comments

linus2787 wrote 10 months ago: some of the funniest shit ever.  relish in other people’s misfortunes and share you’re o … more →

Tags: Fuck My Life

fmylife.com4 comments

Steve Pessah wrote 10 months ago: By Steve Pessah Work Today, my boss fired me via text message. I don’t have a text messaging p … more →

Tags: Comedy, Life, Websites