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Sainsbury's British Hot Dogs x6 600g

On my latest adventure into the tide of supermarket offerings I have decided to try the Sainsbury’s British Hot Dogs x6 600g. I don’t know if it’s the Triphosphates, Sodium metabisulphite or more likely the Smoked dextrose but this sausage has that unmistakable smoky nostalgic flavour you associate with a hotdog at least in contemporary Europe that is, I often muse on the transient qualities of that particular smoky flavour that takes me back to childhood when life was a much more simple affair. 214 more words

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Restaurant complains after critic's negative review is too popular on Google. And the judge agrees!

This is crazy.

A judge in France has ordered a food critic to change the headline of a scorchingly negative restaurant review because it was “too prominent” in Google search results. 462 more words


Cuban - Arabic - Italian Night

Last Friday, I wanted to go out somewhere new, me & R, for dinner. But I didn’t feel like just going out to eat, I wanted to go somewhere where we can also have fun. 612 more words


Tonka Review

I was looking forward to tonight’s Indian cuisine adventure so much I actually dreamt about it! It was exquisite. Apart from the fact that my wife Winifred was completely bald and the floor was entirely see through. 616 more words

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Melba Review

Five minutes before we leave for the restaurant, the wife’s wretched sister Flo shows up on my doorstep with Paul in a cage. Expects Winifred and I to look after him while her house is fumigated! 466 more words

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Attica Review

Yet another lovely meal has gone cold and uneaten. Rather than spend the evening on a wonderful fine dining adventure, I end up eating a few bananas for dinner! 507 more words

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Gundiguts #3: Greggs Bakery

Friday lunchtime was flicking my stomach’s buttocks with a wet towel and yelling “Chase me! Chase me!”  I found myself stood outside an aesthetic curio that the British High Street is wont to throw up now and again. 469 more words