readingwithscissors wrote 2 weeks ago: Indulge us: New and improved…packaging. At least they’re being honest. Sort of. Asterisk … more →
readingwithscissors wrote 4 weeks ago: Names are Darryl and Darryl. … more →
readingwithscissors wrote 1 month ago: Above olive the rest. Apparently olive oil is the oat bran of 2009. … more →
readingwithscissors wrote 1 month ago: If the mayo’s not enough. Pretty sure this is not what the Mediterranean diet is all about. … more →
readingwithscissors wrote 1 month ago: All we could come up with is “Woman in capri pants and heels uses chainsaw on giant chicken br … more →
readingwithscissors wrote 1 month ago: Play-Doh ice cream coming soon. … more →
readingwithscissors wrote 1 month ago: No MSG! Taste the Magic! These look better… … more →
readingwithscissors wrote 2 months ago: Snawesome. … more →
readingwithscissors wrote 2 months ago: But for the health-minded, there’s granola. … more →
readingwithscissors wrote 2 months ago: His kids grew up eating them and went on to play football. I mean, who needs PEDs when there are so … more →
readingwithscissors wrote 4 months ago: Let’s see…it’s a cracker, shaped like a pretzel, named for a faux potato chip that … more →
readingwithscissors wrote 7 months ago: The beach is nice. Cake is nice. Sand is nice. Sugar is nice. Now you can have it all. … more →
readingwithscissors wrote 7 months ago: First we take apple sauce. Then we add Granny Smith puree concentrate. Whaddya’ suppose Granny … more →
readingwithscissors wrote 7 months ago: If he could still get them, these are the M&Ms Bernie Madoff would eat. … more →
readingwithscissors wrote 8 months ago: Spray salad dressing is already wrong. This is wronger. … more →
readingwithscissors wrote 8 months ago: For the kind of grownups that still need their blankey, Gummy Vitamins for Adults. Even with fiber. … more →
readingwithscissors wrote 11 months ago: The perfect match for the turkey hypodermic needle. Inject Tony Cachere into turkey according to ins … more →
readingwithscissors wrote 11 months ago: Nothing says holiday family get-together like a turkey shoot. Except for maybe this. Wondering what … more →
readingwithscissors wrote 1 year ago: …with classic Gouda-type flavor and Velveeta-like texture. Have it, like, with cracker-like cr … more →