I have finally moved out on my own! (whoot, whoot!)
But of course, because I’m me, I can’t leave without drama.
Ok, some backstory for this rant, is VERY necessary. 2,222 more words
Goodbye, little foster dog. I’m wiping off the snot graffiti and my windows are staying clean. I’m looking forward to stress-free dog walks. No one is going to chew my bamboos and throw up the results on the hall carpet. 104 more words