By Alex Chronopoulos

Benedict Cumberbatch, Benedryl Cumberbum, Bonjobonjo Cabbagepatch, Beneadoodle Cumbershire or just simply Benny as he’s affectionately known in our imagined conversations – which take place in a little cafe in London’s West End where we discuss books, politics and what he’ll be making for dinner that night¬† – is the greatest human being ever to grace the Earth with his presence. 442 more words