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What do you do with a D(r)uncan sailor?10 comments

jasbeattie wrote 1 day ago: Gil: D(r)uncan needs more structure, not less. If he’s going to be my protégé, I can’t s … more →

Tags: Gil Thorp

What's more pathetic than another four comic post?17 comments

jasbeattie wrote 2 days ago: 12/3/09 What could be more pathetic than the manner in which Jam-Jar’s uppance has come? Embar … more →

Tags: Boredom in Milford, Gil Thorp, Just plain sad, Milford Idiots

Tricking an idiot is so easy, even these half-wits can do it...15 comments

jasbeattie wrote 1 week ago: 12/1/09 12/2/09 Oh, snap! Through a series of boring tricks, the Okumbes have gotten JamJar to fall … more →

Tags: Boredom in Milford, Exploding Eyeball Syndrome

They moved in when the Keebler elves got evicted.13 comments

jasbeattie wrote 2 weeks ago: 11/19/09 11/20/09 11/21/09 You may have thought this blog was posting less frequently, but really, i … more →

Tags: Boredom in Milford, Just plain sad, Football

The Rube has better things to do.15 comments

jasbeattie wrote 1 month ago: Somewhere in Detroit: Neal: Sorry. Had to go write today’s Gil Thorp. Chief: Not that you actu … more →

Tags: Boredom in Milford, MetaPost, Milford Idiots, Neal's friends

Today, Big Z burger. Tomorrow, hepatitis.13 comments

jasbeattie wrote 1 month ago: Woohoo, I made it back to post again in less than a week. Good thing I didn’t miss anything in … more →

Tags: Boredom in Milford, Coach Kaz, Football, Gil Thorp, Marty Moon, Milford Idiots

Game occurs. All three fans can't bear to watch.15 comments

jasbeattie wrote 1 month ago: 10/16/09 Valerie reacts to this game the same way we all are. Though in fairness to Jam-Jar, the onl … more →

Tags: Marty Moon, Boredom in Milford

Trees are stupid19 comments

jasbeattie wrote 2 months ago: 10/8/09 10/9/09 So it seems Duncan has an anger management problem. Or at the very least hates trees … more →

Tags: Marty Moon, Football, Milford Idiots

A Workin' by the Railroaders (all the live-long week)19 comments

jasbeattie wrote 2 months ago: 10/5/09 “…Yep, and the doc also said the best way to heal the injury was to walk around … more →

Tags: Marty Moon, Gil Thorp, Coach Kaz, Football, actual action, Neal's friends

Ease up, dumbed-down Dunc!13 comments

jasbeattie wrote 2 months ago: 10/2/09 The only thing of interest going on here (since we didn’t get to see Duncan finish kic … more →

Tags: Coach Kaz, Milford Idiots, actual action, Exploding Eyeball Syndrome

The douchiest douche that ever douched28 comments

jasbeattie wrote 2 months ago: 9/30/09 10/1/09 OK, so we now know that Duncan is secretly a bad-ass ninja. Which is awesome. But we … more →

Tags: Milford Idiots, actual action

The great annual tradition of burning down the school continues!16 comments

jasbeattie wrote 2 months ago: 9/15/09 Gil gives Robbbb Larue the halfback job because it’s the only name he currently rememb … more →

Tags: Coach Kaz, Coach Shaw, Exploding Eyeball Syndrome, Gil Thorp, Mimi Thorp

And to everyone but you, that still makes you a failure12 comments

jasbeattie wrote 3 months ago: 8/28/09 8/29/09 Because I guess I should give you all a place to complain about the end of this summ … more →

Tags: Boredom in Milford, Just plain sad, Gil Thorp, hideous scar faces

Branch out for some booze19 comments

jasbeattie wrote 3 months ago: 8/26/09 You know you’re doing poorly when a guy walks in off the street in his Farrah slacks a … more →

Tags: Just plain sad, Baseball

Sure. Whatever.20 comments

jasbeattie wrote 3 months ago: 8/13/09 Panel 1 concern: Did Gil gouge out Marty’s eyes before dropping him off at hobo child … more →

Tags: Baseball, Coach Kaz, Gil Thorp, hideous scar faces

Time to punch out for the summer22 comments

jasbeattie wrote 4 months ago: 7/31/09 Alas, the only thing being punched is a wall. And it’s not by Kaz. And it’s a cr … more →

Tags: Boredom in Milford, Gil Thorp, Coach Kaz, Milford Idiots

Funny...my mailbox has two balls.17 comments

jasbeattie wrote 4 months ago: 7/18/09 7/19/09 Uh-oh. It seems the ghost of Jack Berrill has begun to haunt Neal Rubin’s Gil! … more →

Tags: Gil Thorp, Baseball, Mimi Thorp, Exploding Eyeball Syndrome

Mysterious ball chucker still at large23 comments

jasbeattie wrote 4 months ago: 7/16/09 7/17/09 Sorry Coach Ted, Jonah and Casper…but when “Who’s been thrusting t … more →

Tags: Boredom in Milford, Baseball

Stay back. There's ass everywhere28 comments

jasbeattie wrote 5 months ago: 7/10/09 A sports program for underprivileged youth? How very…dull. The only interesting thing … more →

Tags: Baseball, bizarre cameos, Boredom in Milford, Exploding Eyeball Syndrome, Gil Thorp, Milford Weirdos, Mimi Thorp


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