free-biro &laquo; WordPress.com Tag Feed http://en.wordpress.com/tag/free-biro/ Feed of posts on WordPress.com tagged "free-biro" Mon, 20 May 2013 20:50:49 +0000 http://en.wordpress.com/tags/ en <![CDATA[Code of the dole scum.]]> http://cuntwithaphone.wordpress.com/2011/04/11/get-yourself-a-fuckin-job/ Mon, 11 Apr 2011 05:00:40 +0000 cuntwithaphone http://cuntwithaphone.wordpress.com/2011/04/11/get-yourself-a-fuckin-job/ Are you a samurai who’s just lost his master?

Don’t commit harakiri you bell end.

Do what everyone else does and go to the fucking job centre.

There’s even an Android application to save you actually going there and emersing yourself amongst the other dole scum and feeling even more like you want to top yourself.

On second thoughts, I downloaded it and it just did this until I uninstalled:

Maybe you should read the comments before you decide to disembowel yourself or not. Here’s a few handpicked ones:

cufcstu
Dec 29, 2010
Christ on a bike. You can tell the Government made this one, it doesn’t even do anything on my Desire HD. The worst things is they probably paid some IT contractors a fortune to make it. Did they even employ any testers?

kwikbreaks
Nov 2, 2010
Completely non functional on HTC Desire – can’t enter any text or even browse jobs. Can I have a job writing apps for Jobcentre please? I know sod all about programming Android apps but I can test if they work so I’m better qualified than whoever wrote this one.

MICHAEL
6 days ago
Far too slow and keep crashing. Total rubbish!

Laurence
Jan 13, 2011
Time & money would be better spent improving the actual service. Not as if you can actually apply here or at a “job centre.” Now doesn’t work at all!

by Terry the 11/2/2010
Very few apps, fail to work ,this does,its about as helpfull as job centre staff ,rubbish

by Mathew the 11/1/2010
Like the goverment.. Useless..!!”

simon
Jan 9, 2011
Utter toilet. Complete waste of time

by davelovesnan the 10/31/2010
This was so bad I went to the job centre and wiped a bodily fluid cocktail all over the screens of the computers and spoke to my nan on their phone for over an hour.
by Jon the 11/2/2010

Did anyone put any effort into this? Just very, very poor.

by Robert the 10/24/2010

About as useful as a warm turd

by Chris the 8/18/2010

Works on x10i. Just waiting for sign on option would save me so much time.

by gayarmpitwank the 11/2/2010

Did anyone put any effort into this? Just very, very poor.

minerwilly
Oct 31, 2010
Completely useless just like the Government who created it ,you cant fill in any details like location , type of job or even just browse jobs absolutely nothing .Perhaps there are just no jobs now the Tories are back in charge .

Sorry Mr Samurai for wasting your time, may as well kill yourself after all.
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