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Breakfast and Work

camconhar — Sun, 11 Mar 2012 06:02:24 +0000

Scrambled boss for breakfast with a side of water cooler. A steaming cup of deadline topped with int

Matchmaking by the Phone

camconhar — Sun, 11 Mar 2012 06:00:25 +0000

My phone doesn’t like my boyfriend, on our calls I know he’s listening. He often crosses the l

The worst patient

camconhar — Sun, 11 Mar 2012 05:58:23 +0000

Hello Doctor. I’m unwell. My fever’s feving, my brain has swelled. My knees are knocking

Execu-manage-chief-inator

camconhar — Thu, 08 Mar 2012 08:06:55 +0000

I’m an Execu-manage-chief-inator. I Execu-manage! It’s my job to process-alize: Chief-in

The Social Life of my Organs

camconhar — Thu, 08 Mar 2012 07:57:33 +0000

My lungs are the grocery store. My spleen is at a premiere. My colon is at therapy (he’s got d

Baby Observation

camconhar — Tue, 06 Mar 2012 06:27:07 +0000

Baby smiling Coo chi coo!! Baby screaming Puppy will do!

Pencil loves Eraser

camconhar — Tue, 06 Mar 2012 06:02:45 +0000

Pencil loves eraser. Swirls of lead love fill his tummy. He’ll even face the sharpener to get

Laughter First

camconhar — Tue, 06 Mar 2012 06:01:42 +0000

Laughter first. Joke follows. Start with digestion. Then swallow. The end. Then time once upon. Nap

Ode To Suze Orman

coolestdwarfintheworld — Sat, 03 Mar 2012 09:01:49 +0000

I’ve been waiting for the right time to create a poem about Suze Orman due to the fact that her financial advice has been bad for a decade. Well, today is that time. Check out this link at http://www.allvoices.com/contributed-news/11633300-the-poets-corner-ode-to-suze-orman in order to read the poem.

Feet and Brain

camconhar — Sat, 03 Mar 2012 04:29:17 +0000

My feet and brain have an alliance. Brain thinks a thought and then…defiance! My feet follow t

The Universe is Expanding!!

camconhar — Sat, 03 Mar 2012 03:58:19 +0000

The Universe’s expanding, he’s a little over weight. And no wonder so! Have you seen wha

Ode To Jason Whitlock

coolestdwarfintheworld — Fri, 24 Feb 2012 07:20:26 +0000

This poem is in reaction to the racial slur that sportswriter Jason Whitlock said in reference to Jeremy Lin. Click on the link below in order to read the poem.

http://www.allvoices.com/contributed-news/11586206-the-poets-corner-ode-to-jason-whitlock

Ode To Amine El Khalifi

coolestdwarfintheworld — Sat, 18 Feb 2012 08:02:08 +0000

Another person has been caught attempting to blow himself up in America. Click on the link below for a poem on the latest one to be arrested: Amine El Khalifi.

http://www.allvoices.com/contributed-news/11543867-the-poets-corner-ode-to-amine-el-khalifi

Ode To Luis Suarez

coolestdwarfintheworld — Thu, 16 Feb 2012 07:26:53 +0000

I had a few thoughts after Liverpool striker Luis Suarez would not shake the hand of Manchester United defender Patrice Evra because Evra is Black. Blatant racism must be vanquished. Here’s the link.

http://www.allvoices.com/contributed-news/11526972-the-poets-corner-ode-to-luis-suarez

Ode To Tax Breaks

coolestdwarfintheworld — Fri, 10 Feb 2012 18:28:01 +0000

The USA has reached a crossroads. If the US government continues to allow for people to gain tax breaks, then the government will continue to have a lack of revenue, which means that the deficit will continue to rise. Do not vote for those who show disdain for the middle and the lower class. Check out the link below to see how I feel about tax breaks.

http://www.allvoices.com/contributed-news/11488887-the-poets-corner-ode-to-tax-breaks

Ode To One Million Views

coolestdwarfintheworld — Fri, 03 Feb 2012 06:40:40 +0000

This poem is dedicated to my blog at http://www.allvoices.com/users/ahol888 which has surpassed one million views in two and a half years. Click the link below in order to enjoy the poem.

http://www.allvoices.com/contributed-news/11441555-the-poets-corner-ode-to-one-million-views

The link will open up in a new window or in a new tab. Thank you for reading!

Ode To Joe Buck

coolestdwarfintheworld — Fri, 20 Jan 2012 07:43:03 +0000

Have you ever watched a sporting event on Fox and wondered why somebody sounded sort of confused in announcing it? Well, that’s probably because you are listening to Joe Buck. Click the link below in order to read my poem about this announcer. Whoa, duck!

http://www.allvoices.com/contributed-news/11337702-the-poets-corner-ode-to-joe-buck

Ode To The Occupy Movement

coolestdwarfintheworld — Fri, 13 Jan 2012 18:28:29 +0000

Have you noticed that the Occupy Movement has been going on for months and nothing has happened? My poem shows why the Occupy Movement has not worked. Click on the link below in order to read the poem.

http://www.allvoices.com/contributed-news/11291668-the-poets-corner-ode-to-the-occupy-movement

Ode To New Year's Resolutions

coolestdwarfintheworld — Fri, 06 Jan 2012 14:04:14 +0000

This poem is about all of those people that have made New Year’s resolutions and have broken them already. Click on the link below in order to enjoy the poem.

http://www.allvoices.com/contributed-news/11239302-the-poets-corner-ode-to-new-years-resolutions

Hopes For 2012

coolestdwarfintheworld — Sat, 31 Dec 2011 01:05:41 +0000

Everyone makes New Year’s Resolutions for 2012. Well, here are my resolutions for 2012. To find out, click on the link below.

http://www.allvoices.com/contributed-news/11199135-the-poets-corner-ode-to-hopes-for-2012

2011 Reflections

coolestdwarfintheworld — Sat, 24 Dec 2011 01:19:57 +0000

Here are some of my thoughts on the past year.

http://www.allvoices.com/contributed-news/11160523-the-poets-corner-ode-to-2011-reflections

Ode To Mitt Romney

coolestdwarfintheworld — Fri, 16 Dec 2011 09:40:15 +0000

This poem is dedicated to former Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney. If you are a person of color, then you do not want him to be President of the USA based upon his Mormon beliefs. Those beliefs are listed in the poem at the links below.

http://www.allvoices.com/contributed-news/11108916-the-poets-corner-ode-to-mitt-romney

You have the opportunity to rate my poem at the second link.

http://www.cafedelapensee.com/node/177

Ode To Herman Cain

coolestdwarfintheworld — Fri, 09 Dec 2011 23:10:16 +0000

After watching the debacle of a man having to suspend his campaign, I had to write this poem about Herman Cain.

http://www.allvoices.com/contributed-news/11062341-the-poets-corner-ode-to-herman-cain

Ode To Bernie Fine

coolestdwarfintheworld — Fri, 02 Dec 2011 08:46:28 +0000

In a quaint college town in upstate New York called Syracuse,

The Orangemen are sort of feeling the blues.

I’m not talking about skateboarding when an assistant basketball coach there loved to kiddie grind.

He ended up being fired; he goes by the name of Bernie Fine.

It was revealed that he loved to put young males between his paws.

He’s old and fat with gray hair, he could have got his jollies off every year by being Santa Claus.

Instead, he is being investigated for molesting ball boys,

Whom he forced to play with his balls for joy.

These allegations were denied by head basketball coach Jim Boeheim,

But behind his back Bernie was having a good, old, gay time.

To put the cherry on the top of his perverted life.

He was outed on an audio phone call by his own wife.

This sad tale was put under wraps by ESPN.

We all watch the network even though they will never gain anyone’s respect again.

Here’s a suggestion: all pedophiles must choose to go the lemmings’ way.

May all child molesters choose to copy Ernest Hemingway.

Ode To Sepp Blatter

coolestdwarfintheworld — Sat, 26 Nov 2011 06:45:24 +0000

I had to respond with a poem after FIFA President Sepp Blatter attempted to sweep racism within soccer under the rug. Click the link below in order to enjoy the poem.

http://www.allvoices.com/contributed-news/10959095-the-poets-corner-ode-to-sepp-blatter