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French Police Found 9 Pounds Of Cocaine In Vatican Car

By Jordy Altman

Police in France are up to their noses in cocaine and all eyes are on the Vatican. Just last week, French police officers found copious amounts of cocaine… 226 more words

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Sometimes The Best Thing to Do is Let Someone Choke

“French Police. Open up!”

I had shoved the remaining fish bone into my mouth and looked about for some means of escape. The only other opening seemed to be the stove and I didn’t think that led anywhere except to The Very Terrifying Underworld which is  1,299 more words

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In Which I Finally Get Someone to Cook My Fish Bones

I’ve just gotten off a boat that’s been sailing about the Battlesburg Sea like a mad hag. Not a real mad hag, of course; I shouldn’t be alive if that were the case. 1,000 more words

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