Remember, 12 am does not mean 12 in the night. It’s midnight. Like from yesterday, where today starts, you know? Yeah, I did’t got it either. 689 more words
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Today is my friend Ashley’s Daughter’s real birthday.
When she was born, Ashley called me and said (the infamous first words about her sweet new baby): “MY VAGINA IS BROKEN.” Yeah, I’ve heard pushing a baby out can do a real number on those parts. 85 more words