M: I wonder if this holds enough money to buy a brontosaurus steak.
E: This fanny pack was designed when Barney Rubble met Zack Morris in some weird time warp accident. 78 more words
No two-pieced swimsuits.
That was the rule growing up in my household. I remember throwing a birthday party the summer before my fifth grade year and inviting everyone I knew, and shamelessly flaunting my untimely developed friend before my mom and asking her, “don’t you like her swimsuit?!” This, of course, was one of the unthinkable legalisms imposed on me that stunted my social development and coolness-factor at school. 1,261 more words
M: For the love of all that is holy, please say no man would EVER wear a cut off sweatshirt with an incomprehensible and nonsensical saying on it. 118 more words