This is real.

The response :

Not exactly PG-13 so you’ve been warned. I think these are hilarious!

Want to know what Kenny is singing?

The first single from The Lonely Island’s debut album “INCREDIBAD”. The band is made up of Andy Samburg, Akiva Schaffer and Jorma Taccone. The lyrics are so funny.

This really never happens you can take my word
I won’t apologize
That’s just absurd
Mainly your fault for the way that you dance
And now I jizz in my pants
Don’t tell your friends or I’ll say you’re a slut
Plus it’s your fault
You were rubbing my butt
I’m very sensitive
Some would say thats a plus

My absolute favourite line is:

She turned to me that’s when she said it
Looked me dead in the face, asked cash or credit
And I jizzed in my pant.

This stuff is genius:

when we’re holdin hands
Its like havin sex with me
You say I’m premature
I just call it ectasy
I wear a rubber at all times
Its a necessity
Cuz I jizz in my pants

Sarah Silverman is class.

I think this is the funniest one ever. Voldemort, voldemort oh volde volde mort! Haha. The rest of the Potter Puppet series isn’t half as good but I do love how they made Neville Longbottom a potatoe…pear…or some squash(?) Neville is my favourite Potter Puppet! Nearly 60 million views….yes thats no typo. Six -zero million. To view the rest of them just go to the creators youtube account.

Do I need a fifth one? Can’t think of my other favourites at the moment so four will have to do!

xoxo

Ja nå nærmer det seg jul. Julepunten og julematen er i butikkene, julebordsesongen er i full sving og julekalenderene teler ned dag for dag. Så for å hjelpe dere å hold orden på hvor mange dager det er igjen til jule, skal jeg lage min egen julekalender. Papamoskitos julekalender 08 skal gå gjennom de 24 beste Youtube vidoene fra 2008.

Så her er første luke i julekalenderen:

Her er det Sarah Silverman som har har noe å fortelle til sin kjæreste, Jimmy Kimmel. Jimmy har sitt eget TV show, Jimmy Kimmel Live!. Det er på hans show Sarah forteller om sitt forhold til Matt Damon.

I´m fucking Matt Damon by Sarah Silverman

Sarah Silverman breaks the news to her long-time boyfriend Jimmy Kimmel in this video: she’s f#*!ing Matt Damon.

I can’t stop singing the hook from this song!

Men have always ruled the comedy scene. From dynamic duos such as Laurel and Hardy, Abbott and Costello and Jay and Silent Bob to teams such as the Happy Madison boys (Adam Sandler, David Spade, Rob Schneider, Peter Dante, Allen Covert and Nick Swardson) and the Frat Pack (Will Ferrell, Ben Stiller, Vince Vaughn, Owen and Luke Wilson and Steve Carrell).

There are virtually no female comedic ensembles who can sell movies like these guys can.

In the stand-up circuit, men generally receive the biggest reception. Recently, I went to a stand-up comedy review that featured twenty comics in one night. Of those twenty, only three women took the stage. Three. WTF?

Women are pretty damn funny, so why don’t we get the same appraisal as men get? Films like Old School put the Frat Pack on the map, while the hysterical chick flick The Sweetest Thing flopped at the box office. The Wedding Crashers cast has people rolling in the aisles, while far too many people have never seen Christina Applegate, Cameron Diaz, and Selma Blair sing The Penis Song.

I took this assignment to cover the 5 Funniest Women out there, but quickly realized there is just too much talent to narrow it down so far. That said, what follows is my personal list of five of the wittiest women in the world, along with some honorable mentions. I welcome feedback, comments, and nominations, because I’m sure I’ve missed some ladies that can more than keep up with the boys.

1. Tina Fey

Tina Fey is one of my personal icons, and I give her kudos for becoming Saturday Night Live’s first female head writer. Fey’s writing has earned her a 2001 Writers Guild of America Award for SNL’s 25th anniversary special as well as a 2002 Emmy for the show.

Tina’s script for Mean Girls is distinctive from teen movies in the vein of Can’t Hardly Wait thanks to its satiric critique of high school. I don’t care how old I get; I will probably always find a way to greet someone with “Jambo!”, or a way to work, “Your mom’s chest hair” into a heated argument. Of course, let’s not forget her more recent work on Emmy Award-winning 30 Rock and Baby Mama.

One of my favorite recent Tina Fey bits is the Bitch is the New Black segment from Fey’s recent SNL hosting gig.

2. Wanda Sykes

Some people might equate the sound of Sykes’ voice to nails on a chalkboard, but I think this trait makes her stand out. A longtime colleague of Chris Rock, Sykes served on the writing team for The Chris Rock Show, which was nominated for four Emmys, winning one in 1999. I appreciate Sykes’ ability to add hilarity and sass to supporting roles in films such as Pootie Tang and Down to Earth.

On a personal note, I’ve seen Wanda Sykes’ stand up, and it can hold its own against the likes of male phenom, Chris Rock.

3. Margaret Cho

I think that Margaret Cho is one of the most underrated comedians out there. Her stand up career led to opening acts for Seinfeld and spots on a Bob Hope special and The Arsenio Hall Show. Though she won the American Comedy Award for Best Female Comedian in 1994, this distinction is often overshadowed by her flop sitcom All-American Girl (which I happened to watch religiously for its short cable career). On a side note, I think it’s awesome that Cho has been deputized by the City of San Francisco to perform marriages after same-sex marriage was legalized in California earlier this year. Humor and human rights are a great combination.

If you disagree with my putting Cho on this list, I suggest you watch the video she created with fellow comic Diana Yanez, a viral hit entitled My Puss. Then, Netflix some of her DVDs.

4. Sarah Silverman

I wasn’t impressed with Silverman’s role in School of Rock, but I do applaud her blunt comments at last year’s MTV VMA’s and Movie Awards.

In a couple of days, Paris Hilton is going to jail… As a matter of fact, I heard that to make her feel more comfortable in prison, the guards are going to paint the bars to look like penises. I think it is wrong, too. I just worry she is going to break her teeth on those things

Wow, [Britney Spears] is amazing. I mean, she is 25 years old, and she has already accomplished everything she’s going to accomplish in her life. It’s mind-blowing.

The real reason that Silverman is on this list is… you guessed it: the little gem of a birthday video presented to then-boyfriend Jimmy Kimmel. How do you even think of something like this?

5. Ellen DeGeneres

Part of Ellen’s appeal (for me) is her genuine personality. I know, it’s all about humor here, but Ellen can make people laugh just by dancing around the set of her talk show. In the 1980s, Ellen was dubbed “a distaff version of Bob Newhart,” and won the title of funniest person in America (read: person not just “funniest female“).

In the 1990s, I was a fan of her sitcom Ellen, and of course, in addition to being a great show, Ellen and her show had a monumental impact on the Gay Rights Movement, also earning a 1997 Emmy for Outstanding Writing in a Comedy Series for the famous “coming out” episode. During the 90’s, Ellen was often referred to as a “female Seinfeld.”

I’m not usually a fan of talk shows, but Ellen’s sincere humor has earned 10 Daytime Emmy Awards. So, go Ellen, and congrats on finally marrying Portia DeRossi!

Honorable Mentions

I really wanted to include Amy Poehler and Maya Rudolph in the top five, but thought my obsession with SNL would make for a biased ‘Top Five’ list. Poehler was the first SNL member to be nominated for a Best Supporting Actress in a Comedy Emmy, and has loaned her quirky facial expressions to films such as Wet Hot American Summer, Mean Girls, Deuce Bigalow, Blades of Glory, and, of course, Baby Mama. She was the only one “man” enough to take Jimmy Fallon’s spot on Weekend Update, making her and Tina Fey the show’s first female team to host the segment.

As for Maya Rudolph? Come on! She can play just about any gender and any race. Whether playing Oprah Winfrey, Justin Guarini, Mario Vazquez, Christina Aguilera, Paris Hilton, Latoya Jackson, and Donatella Versace, Rudolph is always both convincing and side-splitting. Besides: she can freaking sing!

*Leslie Hall is probably a name you’ve never heard. But I highly recommend checking out some of the work from this satirical rap artist from Iowa who also operates a “gem sweater museum.”

*Natalie Portman is not someone you’d think of when you think of comediennes, but her SNL rap deserves some praise.

I know I’ve left out a lot of noteworthy women, but hey, it’s all relative. So if you disagree, feel free to let me know who you would vote for funniest female!

Buried in yesterday’s Primetime Emmy nominations was the growing acknowledgment by oldteevee that maybe, just maybe, this TV-on-the-Internet thing’s here to stay. Using the categorization “Special Class Program” (which lumps online video in with live opera broadcasts and awards shows), the shorts lucky enough to be recognized by the Academy are studio-produced tie-ins with network or cable series; still, it’s some sort of progress. Here are the web-relevant categories — and the nominees:

SPECIAL CLASS PROGRAM – SHORT-FORMAT LIVE-ACTION ENTERTAINMENT PROGRAMS

• Battlestar Galactica: Razor Featurette #4 – (Sci Fi Channel.com)
• Friday Night Lights: Spotlight On Austin – (NBC.com)
• Lost: Missing Pieces – (ABC.com)
• Sarah Silverman Program Nugget – (Comedycentral.com)
• 30 Rock: Kenneth The Web Page – (NBC.com)

SPECIAL CLASS PROGRAM – SHORT-FORMAT NONFICTION PROGRAMS

• Deadliest Catch: The Real Dutch (Discovery.com)
• Great Moments From The Campaign Trail (History ChannelVOD)
• Jay Leno’s Garage (Jaylenosgarage.com)

Jimmy Kimmel Live also had a good night thanks to I’m F—ing Matt Damon/I’m F—ing Ben Affleck, which were nominated for Outstanding Original Music And Lyrics (just Matt Damon) and Outstanding Picture Editing Of Clip Packages For Talk, Performance, Award Or Reality Competition Programs (Single or Multi-Camera) (both shorts).

And there’s also a jury prize being awarded for Outstanding Creative Achievement in Interactive Media; the finalists are:

FICTION

• HBO Voyeur
• Kyle XY: The Collective Experience
• The Heroes Digital Experience
• Lost Find 815
• The L Word Interactive
  

NONFICTION

• America’s Player Interactive
• Bravo Media’s Project Runway
• Bravo Media’s Top Chef
• Dancing with the Stars Multi-Platform Experience
• Disney Channel Games Digital Media Event

So, who’s tops in your Emmy pool?

For Sarah Silverman, this has been a week of good news and bad news.

Le buzz du mois. Ca vient des US et c’est parti d’une petite blague à la con :) Ca se termine avec Robin Williams

 Et la réponse ne s’est pas fait attendre!! I’m F***ing Ben Affleck

L’autodérision, la légèreté, l’humour … tout ce que j’aime. Tout ce qui fait aussi la différence entre les Français et les Américains …

No lo digo yo. Es el video que hace furor en USA.

Pertenece al programa de la ABC  ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live’ (como un Buenafuente en España)

El director y presentador es Jimmy Kimmel, y una de las actrices es su novia Sarah Silverman. Coincidiendo con el quinto aniversario del programa , Sarah le preparó un video donde le decía que se tiraba a Matt Damon, cantando, con el propio Matt Damon. No te pierdas esta ya clásico ” I´m fucking Matt Damon “.

Tiempo después, Jimmy le responde con otro video, y también dice que se tira a alguien.  ¿a quien? No te pierdas la contestación, con un montón de artistas conocidos, como Ben Affleck, Bran Pitt, Harrison Ford, Cameron Diaz, Joan Jett, Macy Gray, Robin Williams, Don Cheadle, Pete Wentz, Perry Farrell, Benji and Joel Madden, Lance Bass, Huey Lewis, Josh Groban, McLovin, Christina Applegate, Rebecca Romijn, and Dominic Monaghan, Meatloaf , etc en una especie de Usa for Africa de lo más gay

“Who’s there knocking at my door?”

“I’m fuh!”

“I’m fuh who?”

“I’m fucking Matt Damon!”

Kinda old intussen, maar ik ben traag in ‘t oppikken van trends tegenwoordig Enjoy! Negeer de talloze piepjes maar, it’s still America…

She’s fucking Matt Damon!

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En bekijk hier de gepaste revenge van Jimmy Kimmel

We ran outa time, sorry!

Last night on Jimmy Kimmel’s post-Oscar show, Jimmy fought back against his loved one, Sarah Silverman, who a couple months ago revealed to Jimmy on his show via a hilarious music video that she was fucking Matt Damon. The hilarious video was then seen by millions more viewers via YouTube.

So last night Jimmy struck back at Ms. Silverman and proclaimed he has been enjoying sexual relations with other Good Will Hunting star, Ben Affleck. The results were even more hilarious than Sarah’s original. You must see to believe…

Sarah Silverman : I’m Fucking Matt Damon…

Jimmy Kimmel : I’m Fucking Ben Affleck…

Warum ist Wissenschaft eigentlich so unmöglich gottlos? Weil wir das so gelernt haben. Und weil es dummerweise funktioniert. Die Agnosticism/Atheism-Sektion von About.com gibt eine Überblick über die wissenschaftliche Methodik und die Rolle, die Gott darin spielen kann: gar keine. Ich warte immer noch auf eine ähnliche theologische Seite, die mal ähnlich positive Resultate für die Gott-Annahme auflisten kann, als dass wir uns damit nur besser fühlen oder vielleicht doch netter zueinander sind. John Wilkins macht sich dazu passende Gedanken über die katholische Suche nach göttlicher Fügung hinter den naturwissenschaftlichen Zusammenhängen:

Mit dem sinkenden Niveau des Journalismus und der Verquickung journalistischer mit ökonomischer Interessen beschäftigt sich das brand eins Magazin unter großzügiger Bezugnahme auf den Mitherausgeber der Titanic, Martin Sonneborn, und seine Partei DIE PARTEI:

Jüngst reiste er mit einer Delegation — einige Wochen nach Bundesaußenminister Frank-Walter Steinmeier — in die georgische Hauptstadt Tiflis, um dort vor der Presse ein offizielles Abkommen mit der mitgliederstärksten oppositionellen georgischen Arbeiterpartei abzuschließen. Und sich vor laufenden Kameras für den Bruch (!) des Hitler-Stalin-Paktes zu entschuldigen, so etwas solle nicht mehr vorkommen. “Ich habe das gesagt, und es wurde übersetzt”, erinnert sich Sonneborn. “Dann stand der Tischherr, der Generalsekretär der georgischen Partei, auf. Es war sehr ruhig, wir Deutschen hatten Angst, dass wir erschossen würden. Dann hat der Generalsekretär gesprochen und der Übersetzter übersetzt: ,Ist egal, macht nichts.’”

Uri Geller ist albern und langweilig. Vor allem, wenn man ihn mit tatsächlicher Wissenschaft vergleicht. Darum jetzt, gesponsort durch die wissenschaftliche Methode, The Amazing Colour Changing Card Trick (via Greg Laden):

Um es anders zu sagen: menschliches Bewusstsein ist ein ziemlich dürftiges Kriterium für Wahrheit. Das sollte sich erst mal gründlich mit dieser Ebene des Seins auseinandersetzen, bevor es tatsächlich glaubt, sich noch andere hinzudenken zu können.

Zum Thema Frauen und Humor, ganz ohne Wissenschaft, Religion oder Philosophie. Sarah Silverman führt ein Beziehungsgespräch: Fucking Matt Damon. Unvergleichlich! Dringend Empfohlen! (via Felix Schwenzel)

sarah silverman sings about fucking matt damon.  a love song for jimmy kimmel’s birthday.  really fucking good.

sketch comedy videos are funny.

If you haven’t seen this yet, you are probably Amish. In which case, you are most likely reading this over the shoulder of your English friend (in between hits of Meth), who already told you all about it. As for the rest of the Western world, let’s enjoy another round of the viral video that is setting the internets on fire. Everybody sing!