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In which I am not dead, and Bella realizes what it means to live the dream2 comments

turbulentsouffle wrote 1 month ago: Isn't Kristin Stewart hawt when she's not Bella? Aw, and there went the self esteem! Hallo f … more →

Tags: Twilight Shit, twilight, anti-feminism, Vampires, Edward Cullen, Mockery, Parody, Lovey Love

In which Bella realizes unconditional love is about co-dependence4 comments

turbulentsouffle wrote 6 months ago: Or not! Bella, this look is not displeasure. It is 'cocktease'. Chapter 9: “Theory” Edward a … more →

Tags: Twilight Shit, twilight, Satire, Vampires, Edward Cullen, Wuv, Mockery, Lovey Love

Twilight + How to Talk To Girls = Cultural apocalypse6 comments

turbulentsouffle wrote 8 months ago: Ahoy, I have been swamped with life and have had no room for the horror of Twilight in my daily life … more →

Tags: Twilight Shit, twilight, Vampires, Edward Cullen, Love, Wuv, Mockery, Lovey Love, Wet Dreams

In which Edward makes Bella feel like a real woman7 comments

turbulentsouffle wrote 10 months ago: Continuing Chapter Eight, which is the turning point for Edward and Bella’s relationship, during whi … more →

Tags: Twilight Shit, twilight, braincell death, Vampires, Edward Cullen, Lovey Love, Wet Dreams

Edward to the rescue! <36 comments

turbulentsouffle wrote 10 months ago: Have you never clung to the back of a teenage vampire as he runs through the trees? Then you have no … more →

Tags: Twilight Shit, twilight, Vampires, Edward Cullen, Wuv

I can't wait for the next one!2 comments

turbulentsouffle wrote 10 months ago: Twilight: The Movie He’s so hot! <3!!!! … more →

Tags: Twilight Shit, twilight, Vampires, Edward Cullen


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