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Texas Toast

Let us say that you find your selves in the throes of ardor with some hot neoprene nymph when your supposed flesh and blood beloved enters the room.  Is she amused that you cheated on her with a Latex Lover.  Well that’s what Chicken Choker first class would have us believe:

Copping a Rubber Feel

Fashion and blow up dolls

Sarah Palin Sex Doll

Sex with an Android

Doing the Doll

Plastic Orgy

Choking that plastic chicken.

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How to Lead a Secret Life

Exotic Vacations

Traveling Naked

Avoid a fat head

It is better to be drunk than wasted

How to Travel Naked

Beer Alert

A Constellation of Idiots

It is Better to be Drunk than Wasted

Texas Toast

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The world’s biggest boob

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Katy Perry has some of the best breasts (tits, chesticles, boobs, fun bags, motorboat waters, milk bags, or tig old bitties) in the world and I for one love when photos come across the screen at the office here that show them off. She usually has some sort of crazy hipster/show outfit on that distracts my eyes from them because the dress or what not is so bright. Today though these photos came across that had Katy in a classy red dress that allowed her breasts to be the main focus. This is how Katy Perry should dress all the time. Those crazy outfits don’t do her any justice, she should stick with low cut dresses and shirts.

anyone can become a ‘celebrity’. discuss. (18 marks). this is a topic that’s been particularly prevalent at the moment, with the abundance of tv based talent less shows like the x factor and dancing with bruce, and also with the recent demise of big brother. before the digital age, becoming a celebrity meant firstly being particularly talented in your field. be that sport, music, the arts, acting etc. then from performing at the highest level continuously and with an added slice of personality, you built a respecting fan base and ultimately became a role model to many and the subject of jealousy to most.

but now things have changed. individuals (i’ll call them twats), expect instant ‘fame’, and feel that by doing nothing other than getting their lady bags out, having rich parents or singing for 3 hours on itv will make them celebrities. also the advent of celebrity gossip bull bollocks magazines publicising the fact that the chubby woman who shops at iceland has a big face, and that ex big brother ’stars’ fun bags ’slip’ out at an exclusive slag party. there are two recent events that make me rant. one being miss frank from the x factor, who said they wouldn’t break up after going through so much (coming from the ‘group’ who were formed merely to fill a gap in a shite empty category mentored by that little lepricorn fellow a whole two months previous). no one cares miss frank. you haven’t earnt your respect yet. you’re not celebrities. you’re simply heavy. and shit.

the second part of the rant comes in the form of a show called ‘my super sweet 16 uk’. i was channel hopping and stumbled face first across this little gem. the basic abstract being spoilt little scrotums, who think that they are in some way special (not in the timmy way), using 100s of thousands of pounds of parents money to throw a ludicrous 16th birthday party to show people how god damn cool they are. tonights show featured andre (see photo). he’s approaching 18 (super sweet 16…hmmm). his 18th birthday is to be held in a venue which he orders to be completely white, and have photos of himself projected onto the wall in 7 foot high projections. on trying not to slap his stupid face, the owner then sets about his second challenge, to book andre some sheep and two drawfs dressed in white. andre also drives to his local school in a white tank and hands out birthday invitation scratch cards, revieling a yes or no to attend his party. everyone gets to his party dressed in black, he’s dressed in white and looks like a prick, he djs like a deaf child, arrives with a model who he’s booked and calls his ‘date’, everyone dances around, thinks he’s a nut job and goes home. oh yeah, and his birthday present was a bmw and a rolex from mummsy wumsy. rant over. he’s obviously a knob.

but to the point, andre genuinely thought he was a celebrity. listening to his language he said that everyone knew him in his area, he had his own taxi with his face on the side of it, he had a personal shopper in selfridges, his peers at his school seemed to genuinely worship this flange and he thought he was a genuine music star. i’ve researched him to write this. there is nothing. he’s not a musician. not a sports man (although does have both the physique and personality of a relay baton). not a dj. doesn’t even have ‘celebrity’ parents to sponge off in a paris or peaches kind of way. he’s just a deluded little boy from essex, trying to reap te rewards from being a celebritiy without actually earning the right to be there.

 but then i think hey, sod it, let him reap these rewards. for him celebrity means people following him around and licking his feet. it means buying so called friends and dates with  money that isn’t his. it means having ridiculous material items in an attempt to claw upto the next celebrity list. real celebrities generally crave something different. yes the financial rewards, the adulation and the attention is obviously enjoyed, and we all know that too much can turn these people bloody odd. but true celebrities also want to be the very best at what they do. they want to inspire others to perform and achieve. they want to help people who haven’t been as fortunate as themselves. the sad thing is that with the instant celebrity culture as it is, with reality and talent tv shows and throw away gossip magazines  taking hold, many people in the pulic eye won’t be true celebrities. they’re fakes. both to themselves, and to us. twats.

What with lawsuit flying back and forth the beauty contest organization has at last found bottom and struck a low blow.  They want the  5 grand back they fronted Carrie Prejean to augment her breasts

Give the breast money back!

Sued over false breasts

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How to Lead a Secret Life

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Avoid a fat head

It is better to be drunk than wasted

How to Travel Naked

Beer Alert

A Constellation of Idiots

It is Better to be Drunk than Wasted

Texas Toast

Let us say that you find your selves in the throes of ardor with some hot neoprene nymph when your supposed flesh and blood beloved enters the room.  Is she amused that you cheated on her with a Latex Lover.  Well that’s what Chicken Choker first class would have us believe:

Copping a Rubber Feel

Fashion and blow up dolls

Sarah Palin Sex Doll

Sex with an Android

Doing the Doll

Plastic Orgy

Choking that plastic chicken.

090909

How to Lead a Secret Life

Exotic Vacations

Traveling Naked

Avoid a fat head

It is better to be drunk than wasted

How to Travel Naked

Beer Alert

A Constellation of Idiots

It is Better to be Drunk than Wasted

Texas Toast

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Cyber Rainbows

Selling Rainbows

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World’s Biggest Breasts

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How to Lead a Secret Life

Exotic Vacations

Traveling Naked

Avoid a fat head

It is better to be drunk than wasted

How to Travel Naked

Beer Alert

A Constellation of Idiots

It is Better to be Drunk than Wasted

Texas Toast

Let us say that you find your selves in the throes of ardor with some hot neoprene nymph when your supposed flesh and blood beloved enters the room.  Is she amused that you cheated on her with a Latex Lover.  Well that’s what Chicken Choker first class would have us believe:

Copping a Rubber Feel

Fashion and blow up dolls

Sarah Palin Sex Doll

Sex with an Android

Doing the Doll

Plastic Orgy

Choking that plastic chicken.

090909

How to Lead a Secret Life

Exotic Vacations

Traveling Naked

Avoid a fat head

It is better to be drunk than wasted

How to Travel Naked

Beer Alert

A Constellation of Idiots

It is Better to be Drunk than Wasted

Texas Toast

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• ***************************************************************
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Runes and Moons

Zazzle!

Angelic Verses

DeviantArt

Rumors of Angels

LuLu

CafePress

Luck

Digital Art

Angel Sightings

Cyber Rainbows

Selling Rainbows

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How to Earn $25 per hour

Traveling Naked

Naked Coed Calendar

David Letterman is having Sex?

Naked and pounding

Oxfords

Biggest Breasts in the World

Greatest Cleavage

Jessica Alba

Air Brushed

Koreans in Lingerie

090909

How to Lead a Secret Life

Avoid a fat head

It is better to be drunk than wasted

How to Travel Naked

Beer Alert

A Constellation of Idiots

It is Better to be Drunk than Wasted

Texas Toast

Let us say that you find your selves in the throes of ardor with some hot neoprene nymph when your supposed flesh and blood beloved enters the room.  Is she amused that you cheated on her with a Latex Lover.  Well that’s what Chicken Choker first class would have us believe:

Copping a Rubber Feel

Fashion and blow up dolls

Sarah Palin Sex Doll

Sex with an Android

Doing the Doll

Plastic Orgy

Choking that plastic chicken.

090909

How to Lead a Secret Life

Exotic Vacations

Traveling Naked

Avoid a fat head

It is better to be drunk than wasted

How to Travel Naked

Beer Alert

A Constellation of Idiots

It is Better to be Drunk than Wasted

Texas Toast

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• ***************************************************************
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Runes and Moons

Zazzle!

Angelic Verses

DeviantArt

Rumors of Angels

LuLu

CafePress

Luck

Digital Art

Angel Sightings

Cyber Rainbows

Selling Rainbows

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38KKK

The world’s biggest boob

World’s Largest breasts

Sheyla Hershey

Gallery

Love and sex

Smarter women have bigger breasts?

Here is Mariah Carey at a screening for her movie Precious looking like she is about to pop out. Mariah Carey has always been fit but we stopped paying attention to her after she made Glitter and went crazy. The last we heard of her was that she married Nick Cannon? That is until today when these photos came through the office. Hot shit, all we want to do is motor boat those things, take a look at the pictures and you will want to too.

And she’s really married to Nick Cannon?

Enough said!

Listen up, it is “National Breast Cancer Awareness Month” so be supportive and check those knockers ladies! Hey guys, maybe you should offer it up? Chicks love to play doctor during the month of October or didn’t you hear? Self-check or sexy-check, however it happens just make sure those fun bags are the best they can be. Oh and guys, you can get breast cancer too so maybe a little “feeling yourself up” is in order? I’m sure it won’t be too much of a stretch right? All I am saying is, try to do your part to support products that are “going pink” so maybe one day there can be a cure. Oh shit…now you know I have a conscience. It’s like I blew my own cover.

Katy Perry. A name that has been coming so well known for her natural talent that it almost casts a shadow on her singing career. If you didn’t get that sentence well, we are talking about her boobs. Katy has a wonderful set of them that make every red blooded male come to life when in their site. Here are some pictures of them while they are trapped behind that clothing that she unfortunately always wearing at V-Fest.

Reverse Garbage proudly  introduced  (thanks to the talented Miss Death) King Kong to Darlinghurst and now we want something back!!! A few of our loyal subjects are in possession of  Reverse Garbage ‘Fun Bags’ guaranteed to include a strange pottery animal, comedy glasses and a blow up hippo.

But thus far only one family has responded to the gift of ‘Fun Bag’ in a fun, creative and sustainable way. Red-headed Augie, almost six, made a fabulous rocket from his bag while his grandmother Ciwa, inspired by the blow up hippos made Augie – and his gorgeous four year old sister Savvy – some unique fabric hippos for bedtime snuggling.

We are wondering what the rest of you can do – so this weekend on the 15th & 16th of August visit our exhibits on Burton Streets, and at TAP gallery grab a “Fun Bag”.  Show us what you can do – email pictures to pr@reversegarbage.org.au

Reverse Garbage on Burton has one more weekend at TAP gallery – and is at FAB and Pocket till the end of August.

Katy Perry has nice breasts, that’s the polite way of putting it. What we are actually thinking is that we want to do everything with her breasts. I’m talking use them as pillows, car jacks, hats, billboards, DJ equipment, umbrellas, hell we even want to put my name, number, address and some a photo of me on them so that I can use them as my ID when I go out. You get the idea that we really like Katy’s breats and you can understand that we got really excited when we saw these pictures of her showing them off. The tattoo is fake obviously and is only secondary to the fact that she is pulliung her shirt down to show us her tig old bitties.

Black Book Pt.8 ( back in time )

Another day and it gets worse. Im sitting in a HRA office, just after i smoked and a lady tells me
” Did you just smoke?”
” Well yes i did mam!” i said
“You should stop you’re committing suicide. Smoke weed and live life”
ARE YOU KIDDING, the ignorance of people, smoke what, WEED! I’m trying to live a sober life. Smoke weed my ass.

AA is an experience, you don;t know who you are going to meet or fuck for that matter. Two beautiful girls sat in front of me. The first refined, blonde hair , angelic face and more the beautiful body. China doll with a New York twist. Then fun bags, her breasts are something you can’t ignore. So round and perfect, i will see/feel and jerk all over them. Her face is also perfect and that smile, to get an erection over.

I will have either of them and show them a sexual world they’ve never experienced.

Air Bags, Babaloos, Jugs, Bean Bags, Cans, Yams, Mammaries, Puppies, Tits, Boobies, Bosoms, Chesticles, Double Whammies, Boulders, Ear Muffs, Fried Eggs, Bumpers, Fun Bags, Knockers, Lungs, Nips, Orbs, Melons, Rack, Whoppers, Bee Stings…

…Whatever you want to call them – boobs are a big deal. They’re everywhere you look. When you were a babe in arms, they were likely to be one of the first things you ever saw. And you probably saw a lot of them for a while. Nowadays, they stare  down at you from the cover of magazines, pop up in High Definition on television, nearly knock you out while you’re walking down the High Street & my God, on Holiday?! You look over towards the bar and are faced with an army of naked ones – big ones, little ones, pert ones, droopy ones, tattooed ones, tanned ones – the list goes on. Girls compare them. Boys lust after them. Women complain about them. Grown men stare at them. While trying to have a serious conversation with you.

Yes, you. What’s that all about? Look at my eyes, fool!

However, despite years of trying to get male Management to look slightly north of their natural line of sight, I kind of understand the fascination. If I didn’t have them, I’d probably want to check them out too. Yep…I think boobs are great. I like the fact our nipples have a purpose. I’d even go so far as to say I’m rather attached to my 34DD’s. They suit me, and look rather nice (according to The Boy of course!)

I won’t lie and tell you I was born with this particular pair. I wasn’t. But the ones I grew myself were a pretty fabulous 34D too – I liked them a lot and would never have opted for surgery given the choice. They just needed a little bit of TLC to keep them in the best possible order after some hit and run induced damage. (Karma will get you Mr…) But that’s by the by. I was confident in the mirror before the crash, and I’m confident now. I hold my own on the beach. 99% of the time I think they’re marvellous.

But 1% of the time they can be a bloody hindrance.

My (neurotically insecure) AA cup Mother was jealous of them from the time they popped up at the tender age of 12. This made my teenage years ‘difficult’. My friends are all tiny so I can’t borrow their pretty clothes. They still manage to borrow mine though, confusingly. For some reason, strangers often assume that having large boobs must drain my brain cells. I don’t want to shock you, but some big-busted women are actually quite clever. We can do maths and everything. Crazy huh?! Shopping trips are now planned out like military operations, involving research, preparation and planning. Its not easy to pick up a teeny weeny lacy bra that’s going to rock The Boys world and still hold everything in, or a top that looks amazing without me looking like I want to star in Playboy. If it wasn’t for these bad boys I’d be a size 8, but there is no way I’m squeezing them into anything less than a 10-12. They also make choosing dresses trickier than it should be – a size 10 may be too tight around the breasticle area, and a size 12 will swamp the rest of me. It’s not easy to wear high-fashion with a huge chest. And girls, take it from me, it’s all too easy to look like a hooker when you show just a tad too much skin. And as far as I know – hooker is not a good look.

Oh, woe is me. Get those violins out will you?!

To be fair, I’m struggling a bit to find negatives. Boobs aren’t an affliction, they’re something to be celebrated. Boobs are magnificent. Yes, I’d love to being able to shop in a hurry like my girls, throwing on any shape and looking fabulous. It would be lovely to be able to wear sheer tops, or go out bra-less without scaring people. But these petty dramas are not enough to convince me that more than a handful’s a waste. Whilst I’m not the type to flaunt my chest for attention, I am fully aware that they can sometimes help you get served quickly at the bar, or skip to the front of a rather annoying queue…

Truth is – despite the fact they occasionally get in the way, I wouldn’t swap them for the world.

So what if I can’t run for a bus without getting black eyes ? I never liked buses anyway. Who cares if I have to shop in the lingerie department of Selfridges to get the right fit? Much more pleasant than Primark. What does is matter if I can’t wear that gorgeous low V necked, thigh skimming Balmain dress that I love the look of in Elle without looking like a Street-walker? My Bank Manager (and The Boy) can see the benefits.

I’m happy with my curves. I like my body.

Do I think I would I be as happy if I had a boyish, straight up and down figure? Yes! I’d love to look like Kate Moss. I think she’s the most beautiful woman in the world. But I don’t, never could, never will. So I make the most of what I’ve been given. Why fight what nature intended?

My male friends never agree on this topic and believe me, it comes up for discussion pretty often. Some like small and perky, others prefer them to be huge and round. I have one friend who is genuinely only interested in fake boobs. Another pal wouldn’t touch them if they’re ‘plastic’. I think this is great news for us ladies. There are plenty of lovely boobs to go around. Something for everyone!

It makes me sad to hear people talk negatively about the shape they were born with. Whatever size your boobs are, LOVE them. I can promise you there’s someone out there who’ll happily love them with you. Learn what you can and can’t wear, work out what what suits you. Understand your shape, cultivate your own style and dress to accentuate your curves, hide your bumps or highlight the perfect places. You’re gorgeous. Go with it.

Yes, breasts are wonderful.

I like mine.

I hope you like yours too.

Denise Richards& Funbags (VIDEO)

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Denise Richards has embraced her greatest assets: her funbags. These delightful gifts are pleasure for adults and kids alike and as the young men say in the following video I can&t wait to get my hands on her funbags.

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Disneyland has decided to stop hiring workers to watch for girls flashing their breasts on rides such as Space Mountain, Splash Mountain and Tower of Terror. Say what?! Every once in a while some adventurous/drunk woman will try to flash her sweater puppies right at the moment when they take those “Gotcha! Photos“, as John McCain would call them. You know what I’m talking about, right? They have the camera set up somewhere in the middle of the ride that’ll take a picture of you when you least expect it so you can look extra stupid or hilariously frightened:

I’m just mad, and by that I mean jealous, that people were actually getting paid SOLELY to look for exposed breasts! If I got paid for looking at fun bags I would’ve been a millionaire a decade ago!

After doing this for 10 years Disneyland made the decision to reassign the “Flash Inspectors” (I hope that’s the actual job title) to other jobs because “actual inappropriate behaviors by guests are rare.” I guess it would be kinda boring if you rarely saw anything. I wonder if Tinkerbell is an exhibitionist? Word on the street is that she did a porno that never got released called Sphincterbell: Anal Princess.True story. I read it in a textbook.

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