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Funny People... apparently like the penis...1 comment

irqportz wrote 4 months ago: Eugenics, slavery and The Hills.  Yes all things that many Americans have jumped on the bandwagon of … more →

Tags: apocalypse, crotch rot, Bladder control, Media retardation, painful rituals, nigh endings, Corn and Peanuts, almost bursting bosom, Circle jerk

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irqportz wrote 3 years ago: Yes sah. We got canned here at AOL, as predicted. Our Tucson site will be closing in December 16th a … more →

Tags: Tech, AOL, Tech Support, Call Center, apocalypse, Sweatshop workers, nigh endings, Second Sign of the Apocalypse, nuclear contraceptive

What our Readers Want V: A New Hope

irqportz wrote 3 years ago: missle song eat fish WTF!? WTF are you on man…  teh cw As you probably have sadly learned they … more →

Tags: crotch rot, Bladder control, Media retardation, feces, painful rituals, Second Sign of the Apocalypse, Botox bimbo, Crazy, toilet

We Gettin' Canned Yo1 comment

irqportz wrote 3 years ago: At one time there was a great deal of speculation concerning AOL layoff rumors. That speculation is … more →

Tags: Tech, AOL, Brad Pitt, Tech Support, Call Center, Shiloh, apocalypse, Sweatshop workers, painful rituals

Haley Joel Osment flies to Saturn... well flies in a Saturn...5 comments

irqportz wrote 3 years ago: (Check this out, I’m going to do this with a little entertainment news style infused into the … more →

Tags: Video Games, chuck norris, basement living, Botox bimbo, Crazy, malt liquor, Crack addiction, Smoked too much of the rock

Interview Madness Pt. II2 comments

irqportz wrote 3 years ago: And the jerk goes on…  Now it is my turn to ask the hard hitting questions.  I’m not sur … more →

Tags: Tech, hacks, Tech Support, Call Center, male enhancement pills, haxxing, Pee stain, crotch rot, Bladder control

Showtime Celebrity Love Rotisserie1 comment

irqportz wrote 3 years ago:   Looks like Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake are splitting up.  Friends close to the couple say i … more →

Tags: nigh endings, Botox bimbo, Crazy, Chop Socky Justice, Trailer Park, High Shamans of Ho-ocity, Crack addiction, Ronco, Ron Popeil

America Activates its Missile Defense System

irqportz wrote 3 years ago: Kim Jong Il has pushed his country forward to testing their nuclear arsenal.  A long range Taepodong … more →

Tags: chuck norris, apocalypse, Pee stain, crotch rot, Bladder control, Male skirts, nigh endings, Crazy, Art of War

Bill Gates and the Oompa Loompa Empire...1 comment

irqportz wrote 3 years ago: Am I not turtley enough for the turtle club. Turtle, turtle, turtle! Well it appears that Mr. Gates … more →

Tags: Tech, Video Games, hacks, Tech Support, male enhancement pills, haxxing, Sweatshop workers, Male skirts, nigh endings

Gnarls Barkley

irqportz wrote 3 years ago: I just heard their song “Crazy” on the MTV Movie Awards.  It is an awesome song.  I was … more →

Tags: Soul Patrol, crotch rot, Bladder control, water-proof diapers, Gnarls Barkley, Danger Mouse, Cee-Lo, Crazy, St. Elsewhere

Techie Fight Club

irqportz wrote 3 years ago: Ok, now this borders on the ridiculous.  Tech guys with ivy league degrees use household items such … more →

Tags: Tech, Video Games, hacks, chuck norris, Muay Thai, male enhancement pills, ninja stealthing techniques, haxxing, Bladder control

Muffeletta Jonie Thompson

irqportz wrote 3 years ago: What is up with celebrities and the way they name their children? Anyways I was bored and made my ow … more →

Tags: apocalypse, Kenny Loggins, Pee stain, Media retardation, Tom Hanks hair faux pa

TOP 10 signs your call center will be laid off soon8 comments

irqportz wrote 3 years ago: Here at IRQportz, we are sensitive to the recent transitions made at AOL. We wish nothing but the be … more →

Tags: AOL, Tech Support, Call Center, Sweatshop workers

Speaking of dirty celebs...5 comments

irqportz wrote 3 years ago: I also came by a news story about Black Eyed “Pee’s” singer Fergie.  Apparently sh … more →

Tags: Pee stain, crotch rot


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