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A Dull Knife and a Sharp Piece of Glass

I have entered the 6th month of pregnancy.

My nipples look like marble cake. My belly button resembles a tiny udder. I have a diagonal stretch mark across the aforementioned penis bellybutton. 577 more words

Parenting

My Boss Shits His Pants.

This one could get me into trouble, but I’m going to write it anyways.

They say you don’t know what you don’t know. So pay attention and take notes. 623 more words

Parenting

Gathered Around the Buzzard's Nest

Every morning when I get to my part time job at a local grocery store, I’m supposed to paint on this smile and rattle on to the customers in a more than chipper mood. 750 more words

Men

Origin (Lux #4), by Jennifer L. Armentrout

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Daemon will do anything to get Katy back.

After the successful but disastrous raid on Mount Weather, he’s facing the impossible. Katy is gone. 720 more words

Serie

Purple Chickens

As I was writing this blog, it occurred to me that I need to explain a bit about my dad before you can truly appreciate the gloriousness of his wisdom. 507 more words

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