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This Morning's Subway Ride [NSFW]

The following account is derived entirely from memory. I recounted this story to the best of my ability, but it is not 100% accurate.

It was already going to be an interesting day. 691 more words

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Sh*t new parents say

So…, I was walking back from the library this morning and was pushing the piggletini with carton of iced coffee in the hand that I was pushing the pram with. 309 more words