SYMPTOM…FAULT…ACTION Feet cold and wet. Glass being held at incorrect angle. Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling. Feet warm and wet. Improper bladder control. Stand next to nearest dog… more →
Funny Junk and StuffRaheem wrote 9 months ago: McCuen stumbled out of a saloon right into the arms of Father Logan. “Inebriated again!” declared th … more →
Raheem wrote 10 months ago: Two Irishmen were adrift in a life boat following a dramatic escape from a burning freighter. While … more →
Raheem wrote 11 months ago: An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, “what’ll you have?” The man says, “Give me th … more →
Raheem wrote 11 months ago: The French President, is sitting in his office when his telephone rings. “Hallo, Mr. Chirac!” a heav … more →
Raheem wrote 1 year ago: A nun, badly needing to use to the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with … more →
Raheem wrote 1 year ago: Two fraternity brothers decide to go sailing one afternoon and become lost. After twenty hours with … more →
Raheem wrote 1 year ago: An old Irishman walks into a bar, hauls his bad leg over the stool, and asks for a whiskey. “Hey,” h … more →
Raheem wrote 1 year ago: Bob goes into the public rest room and sees this guy standing next to the urinal. The guy has no arm … more →
Raheem wrote 1 year ago: Paddy staggered home very late and very drunk. He took off his shoes to avoid waking the wife. He ti … more →
Raheem wrote 1 year ago: Jock once attended a Temperance lecture given by Scotland’s top medical man, a noted anti-drink camp … more →
Raheem wrote 1 year ago: A couple of drinking buddies who are airplane mechanics are in the hangar at JFK New York. It’s fogg … more →
Raheem wrote 1 year ago: A brunette, a redhead and a blonde walk into a bar. For the sake of brevity, each one orders her dri … more →