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On Satire Bits: Vol. 118

Hello mid-week! How’s your week going?

I had a post ready, but then thought about how busy many are at this time, so I decided to go into slow-down mode. 258 more words

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Daily News on a Blackboard

Many of us continue our love affairs with newspapers, in part because of the occasional headline that makes us laugh, like “Statistics show that teen pregnancy drops off significantly after age 25,” “Republicans turned off by size of Obama’s package” or “Homicide victims rarely talk to police.” 481 more words

Gary Conkling

THIS JUST IN: WEAPONS FOUND AT GUN SHOP!

I WROTE AT LEAST 10,000 newspaper headlines from 1986 to 1991, which makes me sympathetic to the copywriter responsible for, “Homicide victims rarely talk to police” (below). 109 more words

On Satire Bits: Vol. 114

How’s your week going?

YIKES … winter’s first strike is approaching Cincinnati. Cold temps are one thing, but forecasts are saying 10-14 days of the stuff. 288 more words

The Onion

Ambiguous newspaper headlines

(1) Eye Drops Off Shelf.

(2) Lung Cancer In Women Mushrooms.

(3) Stolen Painting Found By Tree.

(4) Kids Make Nutritious Snacks.

(5) Juvenile Court To Try Shooting Defendant.

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On Satire Bits: Vol. 111

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HEY HEY HEY … WEDNESDAY IS ALL-CAPS DAY … BUT I’M NOT YELLING … JUST CELEBRATING!!!

AUTUMN HAS UNQUESTIONABLY ARRIVED IN CINCINNATI, AND MANY OF THE LEAVES ARE BEAUTIFUL … I ESPECIALLY LOVE THE REDS. 227 more words

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