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On Satire Bits: Vol. 114

How’s your week going?

YIKES … winter’s first strike is approaching Cincinnati. Cold temps are one thing, but forecasts are saying 10-14 days of the stuff. 288 more words

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Ambiguous newspaper headlines

(1) Eye Drops Off Shelf.

(2) Lung Cancer In Women Mushrooms.

(3) Stolen Painting Found By Tree.

(4) Kids Make Nutritious Snacks.

(5) Juvenile Court To Try Shooting Defendant.

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On Satire Bits: Vol. 111

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HEY HEY HEY … WEDNESDAY IS ALL-CAPS DAY … BUT I’M NOT YELLING … JUST CELEBRATING!!!

AUTUMN HAS UNQUESTIONABLY ARRIVED IN CINCINNATI, AND MANY OF THE LEAVES ARE BEAUTIFUL … I ESPECIALLY LOVE THE REDS. 227 more words

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On Satire Bits: Vol. 110

How’s your week gone so far?

With today being a dreary day in Cincinnati, I decided to start my quest of dedicating as much of one day as possible to writing. 318 more words

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On Satire Bits: Vol. 109

I don’t know about you, but this week hasn’t gone as planned … not even close. Oh well, it happens. I initially planned the next act of… 269 more words

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