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I'm lost

A man absolutely hated his wife’s cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park. 135 more words


Laughter, the Best Medicine!

Here comes my another collection of jokes, all for your reading pleasure. I am hopeful that you might enjoy going through them. Keep smiling, and you will definitely be able to make others around you smile. 2,037 more words


Rude one liners.

Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable?
Putting her back in the wheelchair when your done…

What would happen if you cut off your left side? 82 more words


Wednesday ~ "Getting Over The Hump Day" Humor

Good Mid-Week Morning! Here is another collection of funnies to tickle your funny bone and give you a break. May your Wednesday be full of laughter, love, and success. Shine Your Light! Blessings!

sip of Irish whiskey

A bartender was washing the glasses, when an elderly Irishman came in.

With great difficulty, the Irishman hoisted his bad leg over the bar-stool, pulled himself up painfully, and asked for a sip of Irish whiskey. 251 more words


Show him your badge

A rather cocky U.S. Department of Agriculture representative stopped at a farm and talked with an old farmer in New Hampshire.

He told the farmer, ‘I need to inspect your farm. 139 more words


I was tossed

Farmer was interviewing a young man for the job of assistant farmhand.

‘You’ll need to be fit,’ said the farmer.

‘Have you ever had any illnesses? 48 more words