Joke for today
A man goes to his physician and is shocked to find that he has been replaced by a super-computer.
The computer asks him his ailments and the man says he has a sore elbow. 137 more words
21 hours, 32 minutes
HYDERABAD KI SHAAN....HAMARI ZUBAAN
Hello sir, Im Ahmed from Airtel
Customer : To mai kya karu
Hello sir, Im Razak from ICICI
Cutomer : Kya karna re bhai mai… 29 more words
1 day, 19 hours
Teacher : Bolo tum bade hoker kya karthe
Student : shadi karthau
Teacher : nai, mera matlab hai kya banthe
Student : dulha banthau
Teacher : arey,i mean bade hokar kya hasil karthe
Student : dulhan!
1 day, 20 hours
From now on…… I’ll believe in The Prophet Muhammad……..
I decided to go to the SURREY Mosque for the first time to see what it was… 84 more words
1 day, 22 hours
Husband to his wife, “that boy who took our daughter
to the dance is writing his name in the snow with his urine” 28 more words
1 day, 23 hours
Husband : Mai jab tumharku maarthau na tum gussa kispe nikaalthe?
Wife : Mai pykhana saaf karthi
Husband : haha…hauli aurat….wo kaisa
Wife : Tumhare tooth brush se saaf karthi :-P
2 days, 4 hours
Boy : Kaiku rorey tum
Girl : merku exam mein kam marks aaye
Boy : Kithe aaye bolo
Girl : 90% aaye
Boy : Aisa, ithe percent mein 2 potte pass hojathe malum.