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Something to make you laugh

I found this old email and thought we could all use a laugh!

(You can’t read these and stay in a bad mood!)

How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit? 256 more words

Man walks into a bar.

A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign that reads:

Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00 39 more words


SAMPLE VERSION (From English to Warri Translation)

ENG: As it is written in the bible!
WARRI: As dem yarn for bible
ENG: Jesus entered the boat with his disciples! 166 more words

Funny Jokes

Face lift for his birthday.

A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday.

He spends 4,000 grand and feels really good about the result.

On his way home he stops at a news stand, buys a paper and says to the sales clerk, 197 more words


Doris is dead

An elderly gentleman shuffles into a newspaper office and asks if he can place a piece in the obituaries section.

“No problem sir,” says the girl behind the desk. 110 more words


Joke of the day - Shoestring

Ten years ago I started
my business on a shoestring
Now I have two shoestrings.


Police stop a drunk driver.

A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes.

He goes up to the guy’s window and says, “Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube.” 124 more words