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Tennis elbow

A man goes to his physician and is shocked to find that he has been replaced by a super-computer.

The computer asks him his ailments and the man says he has a sore elbow. 137 more words

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I'm Full Free

Marketing Call

Hello sir, Im Ahmed from Airtel

Customer : To mai kya karu

Hello sir, Im Razak from ICICI

Cutomer : Kya karna re bhai mai… 29 more words

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Dekho Ye Jawab

Teacher : Bolo tum bade hoker kya karthe

Student : shadi karthau

Teacher : nai, mera matlab hai kya banthe

Student : dulha banthau

Teacher : arey,i mean bade hokar kya hasil karthe

Student : dulhan!

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I'll believe

From now on…… I’ll believe in The Prophet Muhammad……..

I decided to go to the SURREY Mosque for the first time to see what it was… 84 more words

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name in the snow

Husband to his wife, “that boy who took our daughter
to the dance is writing his name in the snow with his urine” 28 more words

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Biwi Ka Gussa

Husband : Mai jab tumharku maarthau na tum gussa kispe nikaalthe?

Wife : Mai pykhana saaf karthi

Husband : haha…hauli aurat….wo kaisa

Wife : Tumhare tooth brush se saaf karthi :-P

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90% Bas Nai Hua

Boy : Kaiku rorey tum

Girl : merku exam mein kam marks aaye

Boy : Kithe aaye bolo

Girl : 90% aaye

Boy : Aisa, ithe percent mein 2 potte pass hojathe malum.

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