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Australian Immigration

Mujibar was trying to get into Australia legally through Immigration.

The Immigration Officer said, “Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one.

Unless you pass it you cannot enter Australia.” 69 more words


Q: What does a nosey pepper do?
A: Gets jalapeno business!

Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
A: An Impasta

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?

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Jokes; Akpos Suffres a Very Serious Heart Attack

Akpos suffered a very serious
heart attack and had bypass
surgery. He woke up later to
find himself in the care of reverend sisters at a Catholic hospital. 108 more words


Liverpool joke.

Three Americans and three scousers are travelling by train.

At the station, the three Americans each buy tickets and watch as the three scousers buy only a single ticket. 217 more words


Little Tommy

Little Tommy hears noises coming from his Mom’s and Dad’s room every night so he goes to take a peek in their room to see what they are doing. 93 more words


Sex, one liners

What is the difference between erotic sex and kinky sex?
During erotic sex you use a feather, during kinky sex you use the whole chicken. 171 more words


Sperm count.

A 75-year old man went to his doctor’s office to get a sperm count.

The doctor gave the man a jar and said, “Take this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow.” 149 more words