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A witty joke from “funny lessons”

A Priest, a Minister and a Rabbi from one city were taking a car ride to a conference on world religions. On the highway they were in an accident.

First the Priest steps out, makes the sign of the cross and says, “Oh, God, thank you for letting us survive.”

Then the Minister crosses himself and says, “Thank you dear Lord for protecting us.”

Finally the Rabbi steps out and likewise makes the sign of the cross. The Priest and Minister look at each other.

Baffled, the Minister says, “We thought you didn’t believe in that.” To which the Rabbi responds, “Ach no, I was just checking to make sure I have everything — spectacles, testicles, wallet, and watch!“

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This link on funny lessons was sent to me via MOODLE by a student

http://www.funnylessons.com/

NOTE

Where it says Rabbi I misunderstood “rabbit” and I found it quite funny. It was my mistake. Sorry about that!

“Well, your horse has a virus. He must take this medicine for three days. I’ll come back on the 3rd day and if he’s not better, we’re going to have to put him down.”

Nearby, the pig listened closely to their conversation.

The next day, they gave him the medicine and left. The pig approached the horse and said:

“Be strong, my friend. Get up or else they’re going to put you to sleep!”

On the second day, they gave him the medicine and left. The pig came back and said:

“Come on buddy, get up or else you’re going to die! Come on, I’ll help you get up. Let’s go! One, two, three…”

On the third day, they came to give him the medicine and the vet said:

“This is unfortunate, we’re going to have to put him down tomorrow. Otherwise, the virus might spread and infect the other horses.”

After they left, the pig approached the horse and said:

“Listen pal, it’s now or never! Get up, come on! Have courage! Come on! Get up! Get up! That’s it, slowly! Great! Come on, one, two, three… Good, good. Now faster, come on…. Fantastic! Run, run more! Yes! Yay! Yes! You did it, you’re a champion!!!”

All of a sudden, the owner came back, saw the horse running in the field and began shouting:

“It’s a miracle! My horse is cured. This deserves a party. Let’s kill the pig!”

A point for reflection: this often happens in the workplace. Nobody truly knows which employee actually deserves the merit of success, or who’s actually contributing the necessary support to make things happen.

LEARNING TO LIVE WITHOUT RECOGNITION IS A SKILL!