There are so many things we don’t know in this world yet people still question the few discoveries that are made. Is it hard to believe on this vast planet with things like fossils,evolution,and ancient civilization  that there exists life forms not usually seen by human beings? Even so, who would believe the few who observed with out direct proof?  Well, along with famous names like Nessie,Big Foot, and Champ, there are other animals discovered that DO have credited findings yet people don’t even bother with so much as a picture. Well, I am here.not to show you Nessie or Big Foot..but I have combed the internet thoroughly  and found what I believe to be “Rare” animals not so much cryptids. However, in viewing the photos perhaps one can change their mind about our mysterious planet and  beyond the “Mythic” animals covering our news stories.

This particular one was found through Google images and is nicknamed the Dumbo Octopus. Known as the rarest of the octopus family.. What animals do you think this squid-like thing evolved from…or is it octopus-like thing?

Axolotl, what a precious little face you have. Believed to originate in a lake of Mexico City, this salmnder if most preferred by researchers because of the ability that it has. It can regenerate it’s body parts.

Holy Crab! O.O

Known mostly to the specific this HUGE Coconut Crab is known to steal pots and other shiny objects from houses! How would you feel getting robbed by this guy? Wiki- Children sometimes play with coconut crabs by placing some wet grass at an angle on a palm tree that contains a coconut crab. When the animal climbs down, it believes the grass is the ground, releases its grip on the tree, and subsequently falls. Too funny.

This 50 Million year old shark thought to be extinct was not only photographed but filmed by lucky divers in the  waters of Japan. It’s said to have not changed much through the passage of time. Catch the Youtube.com video asap! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xry342A-utI

Well, you can take a guess as to what this animal’s name is. It has no real muscles in his body and is said to live in such deep depths its rare for a human to see one. Also, as it’s lazy name implies, its not much of a swimmer. The fish is actually less dense than water and manages to float just above the sea floor eating food as it floats idly by. The Name?  Blobfish.

Wow, the Giant Chinese Salamander. These things can grow up to, brace yourself now, six feet long! It has be known to live under peoples porches even. This animal was the one I found most disturbing. Imagine that, roaches and ants are a thing of the past when it comes to pests! Just in case you are thinking “Hey, its huge but that’s just China….um..right?” as you swipe the cold sweat from your fore head. Well, I’m sorry to sink your boat but I’d like to introduce you to my friend, the Hellbender Salamander which is definitely located in the United States.

Watch your porches!

Now, you mean to tell me that Nessie, and Bigfoot are the strangest animals? After viewing the pictures is there no possibility for the latter to exist? Big foot is a bipedal human that we have not gotten to see. A coconut crab is a giant crab that cold grow to three feet long and can is nicknamed the robber crab for its tendency to steal shiny objects from houses. A giant six foot salamander that bright orange and lives under peoples porches. They all sound pretty Odd to me. What do you think of society’s blind eye towards the existing creatures of myth? Keep in mind these are a small percentage of a percentage of the findings.

Stay tuned for- 1. A follow up on those damn Coconut Robber  Crabs.

There are a lot of people in Congress and rest assured they’re all assholes, but on top of being assholes some of them are just damned funny looking. I’ve done the grunt work and tried to pick out the top ten but there a just too many. I apologize but I could only narrow it down to 11. Here they are in no particular order.

 1. Henry Waxman D-California

Shave his pedofile-stache and Waxman could be the star of a Charlotte’s Web live action film without every having to go to hair and make-up.

2.  Orin Hatch R-Utah

Senator Hatch has been old for 75 years. He looks like he could be Lerch from the Addams Family’s grandfather.

3.  Jim Webb D-Virginia

There’s foreheads, there’s fiveheads, and now there are Webbheads. Look at the size of that freaking thing! It’s a brick shithouse unto itself.

4.  Barney Frank D-Massachussetts

If Barney is going to hold any office it should be Mayor of the Muchkin City.

5.  Dennis Kucinich D-Ohio

I suspect that Kucinich is an entirely different species of human. There should’ve been a bunch of him in The Lord of the Rings. They got Hobbits, Dwarves, and Kuciniches.

6.  Mitch McConnel R-Kentucky

McConnel has enough skin around his neck to make an entirely different human being.

 7.  Ciro Rodriguez D-Texas

My guess is that Mario and Luigi had a three-way with Don Flamenco from Mike Tyson’s Punchout and the baby somehow morphed out of the Nintendo world into the real world and ran for congress. (but that’s just a guess)

 8.  Barbara Mikulski D-Maryland

I swear to God this lady was slinging sloppy joes in my high school’s cafeteria ten years ago.

9.  Charlie Rangel D-New York

He’s part mobster, part jazz singer, part furniture liquidator salesman. He is …. The Black Matlock.

10.  Robert Menendez D- New Jersey

If he told people he was a Vice Principal of a Junior High School or a manager at Ace Hardware, no one would question him. “That makes perfect sense.” They’d say.

 11.  Daniel Inouye D-Hawaii

Yertle the Turtle? Mr. Miagi? Yoda? No wait I got it, he’s that talking mud hill from The Neverending Story! Fuck I can’t decide; all I know is that if you stare at this picture long enough you will start to look like him.

Hahha!

Jake and I went to Hebrew school after our little snack & hw-time @ home. It’s all closed up (which is weird, cuz it never is) so we took another way in. There wasn’t any good snacks in the cafe so we went up to his classroom.

Two seconds later this funny-looking kid comes and sits down right next to Jake (across from me) and starts talking in this weird voice. Hahaha! Jake and I just looked at each other and tried not to laugh out loud. After a lil while Jake said: I think its time for you to go Ylva (meaning: Go NOW before both of us cracks up).

And as I walked outside, laughing to myself – someone behind me was calling on me. I turned around, and do you know who I saw?? One of the german girls whom I went to APschool with!!! She lived in west Philly for all I knew, but appearantly she moved to Wyncote a month ago, which is kinda weird cuz i’ve never met her here b4! Anyways, so we said we would meet up 2mrw nite! Its guna be soooo much fun catching up!!

Ett litet problem dock.. Jag minns inte hennes namn :S