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Momma Say What?

Andrew Michaels | Artwork: Kelsey Sartory

I’m sure you took one glance at the big flashy letters reading, “Momma Say What?!” and thought, “This HAS to be a black man’s rip off of ‘Sh*t My Dad Says,’ by Justin Halpern.” Whelp, as much as I hate to disappoint, I am not black. 186 more words

The Annual

Sun Fuzzies

When the girls were little, I was in the kitchen making breakfast and they were playing in the living room.   I heard giggles and dancing and clapping so I went out to see what all the excitement was about.  93 more words

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"Wake me if you need me."

I was saying goodnight to the girls and I was in S’s room and I asked my regular nightly question, “what was the favorite part of your day?” S told me and I told her my other “regular”, “wake me if you need me.” She smiled and I added, “because you know when I’m old and I have to come to live with you, I’m going to wake you EVERY night scared of invisible spiders.” 11 more words

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