Standing there, looking like the
definition of a dumb-ass,
your grey fur and four legs,
with an iq south of 90,
stop swatting flies and read a book!
6 days, 20 hours
The Daily Graff: Mon.-Fri.
He bought a dozen donuts,
but afraid of gaining weight,
he cut each of us in half
and put 6 halves to a plate.
He thinks it’ll slow him down, 47 more words
1 week, 2 days
Inside My Head And Through My Eyes
‘Twixt the pages of my numb book
Sleeps in perfect harmony, a dumb Bug.
Laugh not, for the Bug lies in peace!
Tho’ not mummified, yet in one piece. 151 more words
1 week, 3 days
Word on the Pete
Pastor, Rabbi, & Priest, all with a day off,
decided to go fishing that day.
They loaded the car with lunch and gear,
and before long, they were on their way. 212 more words
1 week, 6 days
That Sunday School
I never once read the ingredients
of the bottles that watch us from above
& I never thought they’d be with us
as we fall even deeper in love… 600 more words
Reminds me of You
I gotta admit, you guys. I haven’t been particularly inspired to write funny poetry lately. That’s why I’ve been missing some Fridays. But here it is. 58 more words
This poem is dedicated, to all of those moments, when you just want to beat your head against a wall; filing taxes, when it rains for the 100th time, falling in love with someone you hate, gasoline prices, forgetting to do 20 more words