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The Threshold of Eternity

I’m a Canadian, and as some of you might know, Canadians stereotypically like to complain about the weather. I had that stereotype in mind today… now, I can’t say its true for all of us, but it is true for me. 100 more words


Little WONDER!

We’re the BEST!
We’re sublime,
excelling, stunning
all the time.
We have no rivals
in this hue
nor any friends
(sigh, ’tis true).
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A Stupid Butterfly Poem

A Stupid Butterfly Poem

Clipped between the window pane

and the screen,

two monarch wings

lay at wicked angles,

dusted with the world that passed… 227 more words


Unlikely to get the job

Listed as her top credential:

“proficient in all three utensils.”

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Friday Foetry - I found a gray hair

I see you.
You don’t think I see you, do you?
But I do.

You stand there
Standing out
As soon as I part my hair. 81 more words

Friday Foetry

The Prophetic Poems

So, recently, I have discovered that my writings seem to have a prophetic effect.

About two weeks ago, I was working on a rant entitled, “The Internet Is Rolling Over In It’s Virtual Grave”, upon which my internet crashed, and my computer ceased working. 111 more words


The Fight

The “something’s” fought the “nothing’s”.

The battle went on and on.

They fought with cannons,

guns, and bows.

All on my front lawn.

I watched it all up in my room… 19 more words