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Thor the Turkey: Pardoned or Chopped?

Let me introduce myself,

I’m a turkey, and the name is Thor.

I’m here and on a mission,

listen now, I’ll tell you more.

If you ever get close to me, 293 more words

Poems

The Joke is on You

So busy laughing
not remotely aware
the joke is on you

Poem

The Confession

Romance was floating
around in the sky
He said “I will love you
until I die”
but then suddenly serious
He pulled me aside
and said he had a confession… 189 more words

Poem

WRITING IS ...

nothing more than having sex with words
while reason is
drunk on the porchsteps
and
your muse
sneaks in through the back door with
the broken latch… 6 more words

N.R. Allen

Irrationality

If numbers

can be irrational,

then why can’t I?

I want to be

the square root of two!

So, kiss my ass, Pythagoras!

I too can go on and on, 18 more words

Silly Stuff

Pumpkin man II. (poem)

Diddly doodly doo,

a need some good brew.

My stomach hurts a lot

because of these…

candies!!!

Throw them away!

I don`t want any more. 290 more words

Poetry

Pumpkin man (poem)

Pumpkin man is waking up,

getting ready for another visit,

to see what has changed

through that year.

Pumpkin heads everywhere,

he doesn`t like the view, 180 more words

Poetry