Inside My Head And Through My Eyes
I might just live to be 75
So I have two more 25s.
Well, if I become a vegetarian
Maybe I’ll live 20 years less than a centenarian. 108 more words
4 days, 11 hours
Standing there, looking like the
definition of a dumb-ass,
your grey fur and four legs,
with an iq south of 90,
stop swatting flies and read a book!
2 weeks, 2 days
The Daily Graff: Mon.-Fri.
He bought a dozen donuts,
but afraid of gaining weight,
he cut each of us in half
and put 6 halves to a plate.
He thinks it’ll slow him down, 47 more words
2 weeks, 5 days
‘Twixt the pages of my numb book
Sleeps in perfect harmony, a dumb Bug.
Laugh not, for the Bug lies in peace!
Tho’ not mummified, yet in one piece. 151 more words
2 weeks, 6 days
Word on the Pete
Pastor, Rabbi, & Priest, all with a day off,
decided to go fishing that day.
They loaded the car with lunch and gear,
and before long, they were on their way. 212 more words
3 weeks, 2 days
That Sunday School
I never once read the ingredients
of the bottles that watch us from above
& I never thought they’d be with us
as we fall even deeper in love… 600 more words
3 weeks, 3 days
Reminds me of You
I gotta admit, you guys. I haven’t been particularly inspired to write funny poetry lately. That’s why I’ve been missing some Fridays. But here it is. 58 more words
1 month, 1 week