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Little Tree - E. E. Cummings

LITTLE tree
little silent Christmas tree
you are so little
you are more like a flower
who found you in the green forest
and were you very sorry to come away? 150 more words

Humor

Sir Smasham UP By E. V. Rieu

At school I had a wonderful teacher, Mr Delacruz who, along with my grandfather kindled in me a love of literature. I remember Mr Delacruz’s classroom as being piled high with books, volumes tottered on storeroom shelves. 155 more words

'Twas the Night Before Finals

By: Melanie Anderson

‘Twas the night before finals, when all through the school

The students were stressing, to memorize the rules.

The 1Ls were wrapped up in their books so tight… 377 more words

Lifestyle

Hollywood: It's all a stunt!

Hollywood, that dazzling place,

With some of the strangest specimens of the human race,

It’s the business of show and all that that means,

Sparkles and glamour, stars busting from its seams, 127 more words

Poetry

The Pop-Culture Poem

This is a censored version of one of my spoken word poems, intended for entertainment value only. (Also, completed with stage directions, which are italicized). Lines that are interchangeable are denoted with a *. 598 more words

Poetry

EVERYBODY NEEDS GOOD NEIGHBOURS. A SEX-POEM BY SANDRA HARRIS. ©

EVERYBODY NEEDS GOOD NEIGHBOURS.
A POEM BY SANDRA HARRIS. ©

The woman next door
Is having sex again.
BANG! BANG! BANG!
Goes her headboard,
Right on the other side… 93 more words

THE CUM-JAR. A POEM BY SANDRA HARRIS. © SO FILTHY IT SHOULD NOT BE READ BY ANYONE.

THE CUM-JAR.
A POEM BY SANDRA HARRIS. ©

“So, baby, do you spit or do you swallow…?”
He asked me, as we lingered outside the pub… 67 more words