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Thor the Turkey: Pardoned or Chopped?

Let me introduce myself,

I’m a turkey, and the name is Thor.

I’m here and on a mission,

listen now, I’ll tell you more.

If you ever get close to me, 293 more words


The Joke is on You

So busy laughing
not remotely aware
the joke is on you


The Confession

Romance was floating
around in the sky
He said “I will love you
until I die”
but then suddenly serious
He pulled me aside
and said he had a confession… 189 more words



nothing more than having sex with words
while reason is
drunk on the porchsteps
your muse
sneaks in through the back door with
the broken latch… 6 more words

N.R. Allen


If numbers

can be irrational,

then why can’t I?

I want to be

the square root of two!

So, kiss my ass, Pythagoras!

I too can go on and on, 18 more words

Silly Stuff

Pumpkin man II. (poem)

Diddly doodly doo,

a need some good brew.

My stomach hurts a lot

because of these…


Throw them away!

I don`t want any more. 290 more words


Pumpkin man (poem)

Pumpkin man is waking up,

getting ready for another visit,

to see what has changed

through that year.

Pumpkin heads everywhere,

he doesn`t like the view, 180 more words