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Mute Point

You whine, you moan, complain and groan,
on & on, a cyclic whinging drone.
I listen patiently – what a glutton.
But how I wish you had a mute button.
Comic Verse

Reasons Why I Write #2 (Creative Answers)

This is now the second of these posts that I’ve done, where I revisit the reasons why I write. Although, the answers are a little more creative than usual. 63 more words

Poetry

Gold Digger

half his age
and nearly twice his height
pretty as a picture
but none too bright
 
he loves her open arms (and legs) – his “tart” 42 more words
Comic Verse

Fartin' Around

DISCLAIMER: I DON’T POST THE POEMS THAT I TAKE SERIOUSLY. THIS WAS A JOKE. IT HAS AS MUCH POETIC FORM, RHYTHM, AND WORTH AS AN ACTUAL FART. 176 more words

Fart

Singing in the shower

Sometime ago, I posted a comment, in the form of a limerick on CP Singleton’s blog in response to his poem The man who sings real loud. 79 more words

Humour

Profile of the Week: Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, You're so Witty, I Choose You

Okay so I’m not a poet. Despite having been published for poetry – irony, amirite?

This guy, on the other hand, is a Shakespearean in the online dating world. 58 more words

Online Dating

On our way!

Shoebox poem . . . Ya know something? I kind of miss these days every now and then.

I was on my way
with children in tow… 190 more words

Poetry