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Parody - Mondays Child

Monday’s child will slap your face,
Tuesday’s child is a disgrace,
Wednesday’s child stamps on your toe,
Thursday’s child just won’t go,
Friday’s child is most unforgiving, 252 more words

Comic Verse

A funny poem about facebook

I post on my wall when I’m Happy.
I post on my wall when I’m sad.
I post on my wall for no reason at all, 117 more words

Comic Verse

Writing Challenge #5

Tailgaters

Oh, you tailgaters:
You’re a bunch of whale haters
Who shoot imaginary eye-harpoons
At my rear bumper.

You’re spatially lacking
And you send me close to cracking… 129 more words

Writing Challenge

An Ode To Your Nightie

Flimsy, flouncy little nightie
Which doth cling e’er so tightly
To your pendulous, saggy tits
And your smelly hairy bits
Keeping all just out of sight… 147 more words

Comic Verse

HALF BALLOON

with her entry in life
stomach got his boon
see ! Extra care of wife
came out as a half balloon

CHASTUSHKA POEM

Some Unsolicited Advice Concerning Baby Books by Laura MacDonald

It’s time I showcased another one of the poems that has been submitted to TAPP. This one has been written by Laura MacDonald from Canada. 100 more words

Comic Verse

BLACK THREAD

Was jumping and dancing with the fresh air
Less number of black thread
Naughty wind of autumn asked
Who has taken away leaves from your head

CHASTUSHKA POEM