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That Guy At The Bar by Trinity Nicholas

That Guy At The Bar by Trinity Nicholas

Johnny, that joker, is delusional.
He made himself up a life.
He shut the door on reality… 325 more words

Comic Verse

SEX IN ARIZONA

SEX IN ARIZONA

All rhyme and no reason
Or sometimes neither
Like licking hot grease
Or sharing a French kiss
With a cactus
Because, after all, orgasms are not rainbows.

Poetry

Parody - Mondays Child

Monday’s child will slap your face,
Tuesday’s child is a disgrace,
Wednesday’s child stamps on your toe,
Thursday’s child just won’t go,
Friday’s child is most unforgiving, 252 more words

Comic Verse

A funny poem about facebook

I post on my wall when I’m Happy.
I post on my wall when I’m sad.
I post on my wall for no reason at all, 117 more words

Comic Verse

Tailgaters

Tailgaters

Oh, you tailgaters:
You’re a bunch of whale haters
Who shoot imaginary eye-harpoons
At my rear bumper.

You’re spatially lacking
And you send me close to cracking… 129 more words

Writing Challenge

An Ode To Your Nightie

Flimsy, flouncy little nightie
Which doth cling e’er so tightly
To your pendulous, saggy tits
And your smelly hairy bits
Keeping all just out of sight… 147 more words

Comic Verse

HALF BALLOON

with her entry in life
stomach got his boon
see ! Extra care of wife
came out as a half balloon

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