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Answering Machine Sayings

raimialders wrote 1 year ago: This is not an answering machine this is a telepathic thought-recording device. After the tone, thin … more →

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Funny Retirement Sayings and Quotes

raimialders wrote 1 year ago: I’m not just retiring from the company, I’m also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock … more →

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Funny Golf Quotes and Sayings

raimialders wrote 1 year ago: If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf. famous … more →

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Funny aim profile sayings

raimialders wrote 1 year ago: What if there were no hypothetical questions? Don t cross your bridges until you come to them. famou … more →

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Funny cute profile quotes

raimialders wrote 1 year ago: If you always do what you’ve always done, you’ll always get what you’ve always got … more →

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Funny sayings for your profile

raimialders wrote 1 year ago: ‘Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot.’ — Clarence Thomas, … more →

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Funny braless shirts quotes

raimialders wrote 1 year ago: If you have much, give of your wealth. If you have little, give of your heart. ~cute braless shirts … more →

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Funny mike jones t-shirts quotes

raimialders wrote 1 year ago: Do you have the time? [Gives the time] No, the time to write down my number? famous funny quotes fun … more →

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funny msn cute sayings

raimialders wrote 1 year ago: A person is grown up not when they can take care of themselves, but when they can take care of other … more →

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Funny quotes about Children

raimialders wrote 1 year ago: Children really brighten up a household – they never turn the lights off. – Ralph Bus fa … more →

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hilarious funny work quotes

raimialders wrote 1 year ago: A man explained inflation to his wife thus: ‘When we married, you measured 36-24-36. Now you … more →

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random funny quotes

raimialders wrote 1 year ago: A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking. cute friend sayings by Cute Guy Wh … more →

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Funny Birthday Sayings

raimialders wrote 1 year ago: “After all what are birthdays? Here today and gone tomorrow.” “A diplomat is a man who always rememb … more →

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hilarious sayings - hilarious one liners

raimialders wrote 1 year ago: If our American way of life fails the child, it fails us all. ~funny quotes on shirt by Pearl S. Buc … more →

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Short Funny Quotes & Witty Sayings

raimialders wrote 1 year ago: Some say the glass is half full, some say the glass is half empty. I say “Are you gonna drink that?” … more →

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Funny Irish Sayings and Quotes

raimialders wrote 1 year ago: Remember even if you loose all, keep your good name; for if you loose that you are worthless. famous … more →

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Funny Life Quotes

raimialders wrote 1 year ago: You can’t expect to hit the jackpot if you don’t put a few nickels in the machine. … more →

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Funny Marriage Quotes

raimialders wrote 1 year ago: Marriage works best for men than women. The two happiest groups are married men and unmarried women. … more →

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Funny Joke Quotes

raimialders wrote 1 year ago: My wife was fitted with a coil. For about 18 months I hated it! She used to pick up CB signals. … more →

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