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But I Love My Perky Tits
I distinctly remember the episode of Punky Brewster when she ate cheese puffs and did an exercise chanting “I must, I must increase my bust” so that her boobage would be bigger. I’v… more →
Infertile Cow's Journey to the Slaughterhouse
But I Love My Perky Tits
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infertilecow wrote 1 year ago: I distinctly remember the episode of Punky Brewster when she ate cheese puffs and did an exercise ch … more →
My Priorities, My Perogative
infertilecow wrote 1 year ago: Would I rather have a weight issue or a fertility issue. Ding! Ding! Ding! I’d rather be an … more →
Texting Dirty
infertilecow wrote 1 year ago: I’m pretty sure I already ovulated on my own this month. I’m just super horny. So I st … more →
Knockin' Boots All Day & Night Long
infertilecow wrote 1 year ago: So after a 3 hour sex fest on Saturday night (he ejaculated inside of me at least 9 times) I woke up … more →
Swooning
infertilecow wrote 1 year ago: I have another blog. My uber secret blog that only the coolest peeps have access too. I haven … more →
Sex After D&C
infertilecow wrote 1 year ago: I was afraid my vagina was going to fall out. I sheepishly called Dr. S. Me: Hypothetically speak … more →
