I didn’t really notice it when we first started hooking up, but any time we were starting to get at all physical or intimate, he would say things like “atta girl” and “look at you,” and it really sounded like he was encouraging a dog to do tricks.

Awkward.

Also the sex was not great.

And he thought it was.

hahaha! funny shit!

Mt. Vernon Rally Course

No serious injuries makes this fair game.

HA HA HA

hahahaha! dude is just mumbling the entire song…lmao!

this guys videos are funny as hell!

Something funny happened at the beginning of the interview. I used my phone to record audio for the interview for the first time. I thought this would prevent my phone from ringing, but this apparently is not the case. My mom called and Will picked up. Hilarity ensued. Note to self, put your phone on airplane mode if you want to record audio.

lol

lmao!

…here are some unfortunate Liberal quotes:

1. Sheryl Crow on Environmentalism: “I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. Now, I don’t want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required.’”

2. Joe Biden on culturalism: “In Delaware, the largest growth of population is Indian Americans, movingfrom India. You cannot go to a 7/11 or a Dunkin’ Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent. I’m not joking.”

3. Whoopi Goldberg on 43-year-old Roman Polanski raping and sodomizing a 13-year-old girl: “I know it wasn’t rape-rape. It was something else but I don’t believe it was rape-rape.

4. Joy Behar on Economics: “Isn’t it a little racist to call it Black Friday?”

5. Former DNC Chairman Donald Fowler on possible delay of RNC convention due to Hurricane Gustav: “Plus they think the hurricane’s going to hit (starts laughing) New Orleans about the time they start. The timing, at least it appears now, that it’ll be there Monday. That just demonstrates God’s on our side”

6. Barack Obama: “I’ve now been in 57 states? I think one left to go?”

7. John Kerry on the troops: “You know, education, if you make the most of it, you study hard, you do your homework and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well. If you don’t, you get stuck in Iraq.”

8. Howard Dean: “We know that no one person can succeed unless everybody else succeeds.”

9. Rosie O’Donnell: “Don’t fear the terrorists. They’re mothers and fathers.”

10. Al Gore: “During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet.”

11. Nancy Pelosi on the economy: “every month that we do not have an economic recovery package 500 million Americans lose their jobs.”

12. Helen Thomas: Jews should “get the hell out of Palestine” and “go home” to Germany and Poland.

13. Bill Clinton on ordinary Americans: “African Americans watch the same news at night that ordinary Americans do.”

14. Joe Biden on the economy: “The number one job facing the middle class, and it happens to be, as Barack says, a three-letter word: jobs. J-O-B-S.”

15. Bill Maher on Christianity: “I think religion is a neurological disorder.

16. Ted Rall: “Over time, however, the endless war in Iraq began to play a role in natural selection. Only idiots signed up; only idiots died. Back home, the average I.Q. soared.”

17. Michael Moore on terrorism: “There is no terrorist threat. Yes, there have been horrific acts of terrorism and, yes, there will be acts of terrorism again. But that doesn’t mean that there’s some kind of massive terrorist threat.”

18. Marion Barry, former mayor of Washington, DC: “If you take out the killings, Washington actually has a very very low crime rate.”

19. California Senator Barbara Boxer: “Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, ‘Thank God, I’m still alive.’ But, of course, those who died, their lives will never be the same again.”

20. Wesley Bolin, former governor of Arizona: “We’d like to avoid problems, because when we have problems, we can have troubles.”

21. Bill Clinton: “It all depends on what the meaning of the word ‘is’ is.”

22. Jerry Brown, former governor of California, and current candidate for the same position: “The conventional viewpoint says we need a jobs program and we need to cut welfare. Just the opposite! We need more welfare and fewer jobs.”

23. Marion Barry, former mayor of Washington, DC: “I am clearly more popular than Reagan. I am in my third term. Where’s Reagan? Gone after two! Defeated by George Bush and Michael Dukakis no less.”

24. Al Gore on zoology: “A zebra does not change its spots.”

25. Former Congressman Eric Massa: “Now, they’re saying I groped a male staffer. Yes, I did. Not only did I grope him, I tickled him until he couldn’t breathe and four guys jumped on top of me. It was my 50th birthday.”

26. Radio personality Ed Schultz on elections: “If I lived in Massachusetts, I’d try to vote ten times … Yeah that’s right, I’d cheat to keep these bastards out. I would. Because that’s exactly what they are.”

27. John Kerry on health care: “I’m going to be honest with you — I don’t know a lot about Cuba’s healthcare system. Is it a government-run system?”

28. Congresswoman Maxine Waters on socialism: “Guess what this liberal would be all about? This liberal will be about socializing…uh, um…Would be about, basically, taking over, and the government running all of your companies.”

29. Senator Harry Reid on Barack Obama: “…light-skinned,” and with “no negro dialect.”

30. Nancy Pelosi on legislation: “But we have to pass the bill so that you can find out what is in it.”