A twisted, funny, high-octane adventure, director Matthew Vaughn brings KICK-ASS to the big screen.

KICK-ASS tells the story of average teenager Dave Lizewski (Aaron Johnson), a comic-book fanboy who decides to take his obsession as inspiration to become a real-life superhero. As any good superhero would, he chooses a new name — Kick-Ass — assembles a suit and mask to wear, and gets to work fighting crime. Theres only one problem standing in his way: Kick-Ass has absolutely no superpowers.

Someone quipped HP stands for Human Pigment! :  (

Ofcourse I don’t think HP computers are racist but I find the YouTube video funny, plus CNN reported this as news *tsk tsk*. After media coverage of the YouTube video, Consumer Reports did its own testing of the product to see if the YouTube video portrayal was accurate.

Better Off Ted Episode: “Racial Sensitivity“

Episode Description: Ted discovers a glitch in the company’s state-of-the-art sensor system, prompting Veronica and other execs to try half-witted (and racially insensitive) solutions instead of replacing the system.

krs-one feat lupe.

this one is just lupe..

lupe goes SOO hard.

Nardwuar!,  if you’re Canadian or even a fan of (good) music you’ll probably have already heard of his cunning interview skills. The Human Serviette has flabbergasted everyone from Nas, to Pharrell, to Snoop, to ?uestLove, with his seemingly endless array of cryptic and sometimes very personal information. The infamous BC-native met up with Kid Cudi recently and the artist didn’t seem as impressed as his all-star peers. Sure he’s damn annoying, but this dude’s knowledge is beyond extensive.

from limitedhype

My boy Awkward_Moments and Aces_Carter hit Eaton Centre for pure madness. Peep:

Who would YOU rather?

Ok so this just hurt my stomach:

If you’re a graphic designer or web designer for 5 years or more then you’ll find this very very funny indeed.

With 300,000 hits already it’s simply ‘brutally funny’.

Ironically these videos were made using xtranormal ‘text-to-move’ service that turns users’ scripts into mini-films using predesigned characters and backgrounds.

Source.

Please CLick Here.

Try not to die. Laughing.

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this man is hilarious. i love this video.

The last video he did was a Kanye West x Taylor Swift Video

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So kanye west snatched the microphone from Taylor Swift to say that Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time..

he was fucking gone.. man, he left her speechless.. so cold, but he can do whatever the fuck he wants. lmao. you know MTV is still gonna play his shit tomorrow!

lmao @ the youtube name. kanyedouche haha. haters.

Kanyes Apology to Taylor Swift

Kanye with Amber Rose.. Kanye was gettin wasteddd..

explains his actions, lmao.

My sister sent me this video and I’ve been laughin since. Peep:

This was said to me at breakfast. While at work. BY A THREE YEAR OLD. Yeah, I didn’t think it was possible to be verbally abused while working at a daycare…at least not by the kids. I did laugh though, so that’s a plus.

LMAO.

So if you didn’t know.. a couple days ago it was reported that Omarion was kicked out of Young Money (he was signed a few months ago) because he allegedly leaked the “I Get It In” (Feat Lil Wayne) song.

“I have a lot of respect and admiration for the genius of Lil ‘Wayne and the entire Young Money family,” Omarion told AllHipHop in a statement.

Omarion said that he “requested to be let out of his contract with Young Money” and that he was not “dropped”

“I asked to be released from the label to pursue other opportunities that were recently presented to me. Because of our relationship, Lil Wayne had no issue with us ending our business relationship and released me from the label,” Omarion stated. “Lil’ Wayne and I have nothing but love for each other, there is no Beef.”

Omarion also denied leaking “I Get It In” on the Internet, countering a statement released by Young Money artist Mack Maine, implying that Omarion himself was responsible for the song hitting the Internet without authorization.

“I also wanted to make it clear that my company nor did I, leak the song, “I Get It In” and I want to dispel any rumors that have surfaced. I appreciate my relationship with Young Money/ Cash Money and look forward to doing business in the future.”

In the coming weeks, Omarion will make a major announcement regarding his new career path, as well his upcoming album Ollusion.

(via allhiphop)

This whole situation is actually humorous..

If you haven’t heard “I Get It In” Feat Lil Wayne there is a download link in earlier posts. check it out.

damn.. you cant be Jay & Bey without getting followed though!

A couple things i find very embarrasing but funny as hell

i HAD to post these

Single Ladies Dance : Epic Fail

Missing an easy dunk: Epic Fail x 100000

Playing for the NBA and waiting for the “hook up” from your cousin at KFC high as hell FREESTYLING ABOUT SAUCE shows that money sometimes doesn’t change people.. aka Delonte West. Shit is too funny.

and last but not least.. a VERY funny video by this young comedian J.B entitled “Basic Bitch”

lol!

We all heard Mariah Carey’s whack diss song “Obsessed” to Eminem. And I hope you heard his response back to her “Warning” if you haven’t, take a quick listen please.. He bodied her career.

Anyways, in response to the “Warning,” Nick Cannon uses the Holy Bible to respond back.  Using twitter to attack Eminem.. Nick Cannon had some very entertaining updates in response to the diss track. These were the tweets:

“Quote of the day: ‘Never argue with fools because from a distance people can’t tell who is who,’ ” he tweeted Friday.

“Be patient in the moment of anger and escape a hundred days of sorrow!” (often erroneously cited as a Chinese proverb) he followed up.

Four minutes later, he tweeted Booker T. Washington’s quote, “I will permit no man to narrow or degrade my soul by making me hate him.”

“Never take your own revenge,” he wrote, quoting the Bible, “but rather give place unto the wrath. For it is written that vengeance is mine, I will repay … PREACH!” (from Romans 12:19). Also in there was another Bible quote, “I will bless those that bless you, and whoever curses you I will curse,” from Genesis 12:3. (Info Provided by MTV)

LOL Nick Cannon done went and pulled out the bible on Em. Now any response Em gives will make him look terrible because Nick Cannon DONE WENT AND PULLED THE BIBLE OUT ON EM!! I’m sure em doesn’t even care though.. so a response back will be very entertaining and greatly appreciated by his fans. Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey need to take the L already.

side note: i recently got a twitter. comment if you got one so i can follow. thanks.