“Golden word,z”
¤Horn do rasta lo.
¤ Pas kr ya brdasht kr
¤ Nasib apna apna
¤ Maa ki dua jannat ki hawa.
¤Jisne maa ko sataya usne rickshaw chalaya.
¤Palat kr dekh zalim tamanna hum b rkhte hain,
Agr tu honda rakhta hai riksha hum b rkhte hain.
¤Mehnt kr hasad na kr.
¤Mere sajan dua krna.
¤Hum chalay duni

Maa- beta orange khayega.
Beta- nahi.
Maa- apple khayega.
Beta- nahi maa;
bilkul apne baap par gaya hai chappal hi khayega.

tum kya jano ki gum kya hota hai….
tum kya jano ki gum kya hota hai….
tum kya jano ki gum kya hota hai….
kyunki tumne to hamesha FEVICOL hi use kiya hai

Teacher student say: Motorcycle k kitnay tyres hotay hain
student: 6 tyres
teacher: angrily how?
Student: 4 motor k aur 2 cycle k

Bakre Ne Mara Bakri Ko Singh..
Bakre Ne Mara Bakri Ko Singh..
Phir Pata Hai Bakri Ne Kya Kaha..
:
SINGH IS KING,
SINGH IS KING, SINGH IS KING..

There were 2 friends JO and SO
1 day JO got frightened seeing a snake
and suddenly SO died.
Why did SO die..
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Becz JO dar gya
SO mar gya:-)

jo jita vo sikandar,
jo hara vo jail k andar,
jo message bhaje ausa jadu ki jappi,
jo message na bheje ausa bandar ki pappi…..

Boy went 2 Drop Aunti,
Aunti – Raat ho gayi hai bitu ke pass so jao.
Boy – anti sofe per so jaunga
NEXT MRNG
A HOT Girl Making A tea
Boy – AAP ?
GRL – i m bitu & u ?
Boy – ULLU ka PATHA..!!

We All Should Be Proud Of Making Little Mistakes…
It Gives Us The Feeling ,
We Do Not Make Any Big Ones… ;->
~ Good Morning ~
Have A Gr8 Day Ahead… (:

Ek dOcTor shIkaAr sE Wapis aYa,
Frnd Ne pOchA Kyun bHai kOi sHikaAr kIa?
Doctor: Nahi yaAr,
Is sE To aCha CLinic pEr bEth jAta..

Zindagi Achi Guzarne k 2 Sunehri Usool..
1.,
” ksi ko free men itna free mat kro k wo free men itna free ho jaye k free hi na rhne de or ap free hote huy b free na hon or wo free men apko free smj kr apko free krdy.”
2.,,
” ksi se free men itna free [...]

Whoever Says
‘Money Can’t Buy Happiness’
Is A Fool …
Money Can Surely Buy Happiness …
Give Me Some
And
Watch Me Smile… =P

An Idea Can Change Your Life
But,
A Woman can change your IDEA..
So,
Always change
Women to change Ideas
WHAT AN IDEA SIR JEE…

If You Think
Your Boss Is
“S t u p i d …”
Remember!!
You Would Not Get The Job
If He Was Smarter….. =P

A woman met a man
Walking along the streets
Wearing only one shoe.
“Just Lost A Shoe?” She asked
He answered:
“Nope, Just Found One”

Today’s youth urges for fast and cost effective ways to stay in touch with people they know and in such times SMS comes out as the most convenient way to communicate. However, the charging fees by your telecommunication operator tends to minimize the number of SMSs you want to send, but at  Free SMS service you need not control yourself and send Free SMSs as per your convenience anytime and anywhere: all over India. Now you can send free sms of 250 Characters to any mobile in India through Free SMS service. Here registration is required. You need to register providing your email, Mobile no, Country, state and city. Password will be sent to your mobile no. and you can change it after logging in. You can also locate the location of any Indian Mobile no. using “Find Missed Call No.” option.
You can also find many sms collections and jokes in Send Free SMS service.

Isang araw..

naglayas ako..
naligaw..
nasaktan..
umibig..
at nabigo..

iniwan at
walang dumamay..

nadapa
pero
muling
bumangon
at lumaban..

Galing noh?

isang araw lang
lahat ng yon!

New Exciting Offer from Utility Stores of Pakistan…

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Ab Shampoo Ki Her Bottle K Saath 1 AATAY Ka Saashay (Sachet) Bilkul Free.

Boy to father: Baap idhar aa.
Mother:Aise nahin bolte beta,
Daddy ko izzat se bulate hai
Boy: Baap, izzat se idhar aa!.

Jab lion 3 bar dharta hai to kia hota hai ?
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Batao kia hota hay ?
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Nahin malum?
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Abay nalaiq Tom & Jerry Shuru hota hay..

Maths teacher asked JOHNY
“If u have 12 chocalate and u give 5 to DONA,
3 to ALICE and 4 to ROMA then wat will u get ?
JOHNY replied “Sir! 3 new girl friends”.

;; Special
c(””) Tea
”” For You

I mixed it with Love and Happiness,

But there is no Sugar.

Because…

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70 Rupay Kilo Hai. Khud Daalo.

jab Hota Hai Tera Deedaar,
Dil Dharakta Hai Baar Baar.

Wah Wah

Jab Hota Hai Tera Deedaar,
Dil Dharakta Hai Baar Baar.

Aadat Se Majboor Ho Tum,
Janay Kab Maang Lo Udhaar.

Please Is Number Se Aanay Wali Koi Call Recieve Na Karen.

For God Sake!

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033344135XX(Sender Number)

Balkay Thori Ghairat Dikha Kar Khud Call Kar Len.

1 hand on clutch
1 hand on accelerator
1 Ear listening songs
1 Ear on mobile
1 Leg on gear Other on brake
&
Eyes on Girls:)
Hw Talanted r de Indian Youth’s