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She Is So Old

“Ann, Ann, did your great aunt die last night!” Frank shouted to his wife.

“No, at least I don’t think so. Why, did you hear something? 197 more words


No wardrobe malfunction is gonna slow me down!

So, I wore a bright coral dress to a friend’s wedding ceremony a few years ago. When I showed up to the reception, I had changed into a black one. 587 more words

Funny Stories

Born of The Internet

“Now youngins,” Bryar exclaimed, catching his breath. The kids were still pulling vines and thorns from their clothes and skin after running through a swamp that seemed to be alive with hate. 218 more words


#67....Is The Grass Really Greener On The Other Side?

For those of you who are wondering where I have been, or if I am still alive and kicking?  Well, I will answer your question.  527 more words

Kim Carlisle

Where's the Pearly Gate

“Isn’t it supposed to be a pearly gate?” Max asked as they approached the door.

“Oh, now you know everything about this journey.” his guardian angel replied; he had become annoyed with Max’s attitude. 117 more words



I’ve always had a wild side, you know, live fast and die hard. I have spent years burying it, deeper and deeper until it was finally gone, so I thought. 204 more words


Trip to the Hills

A trip to the hills left him with a rash that seemed to be climbing his leg. Terrified it would continue he turned to the most reliable medical advice in the world. 100 more words