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Embarassing Moment "Mom I'm Hungry"

tanyapecora wrote 6 days ago: I believe everyone has heard the saying “Kids say the Darnedest things.” My kid is livin … more →

Tags: nicholas, Funny Kids, homorous, Humorous, Kids say the darnedest things..., mommy blog, preschooler funny

C-isms Part XVIII4 comments

asdmommy wrote 1 week ago: “Mom, I bet you’ll like this catalog because you’re a fashion lady.” “ … more →

Tags: Autism, asperger, Aspergers, c-isms, high-functioning autism, Hyperlexia, Kid Humor, Special Needs

Student Quote of the Day3 comments

misscheese wrote 2 weeks ago: A conversation with one of my lovelies at the Homecoming Dance: STUDENT:  ”OMG, Miss Cheese, d … more →

Tags: Teaching, Education, Humor, Quote Of The Day, teacher, Students, Student, Teach, Educator

le•top Takes: Out of the Mouths of Babes!

Jamee wrote 3 weeks ago: No, I did NOT say that! My friend, Jessica’s daughter figured out how to take photos with her … more →

Tags: photos, Family, Just For Fun, mom, le•top Takes: mouths of babes, Breastfeeding, daughter family, Le top, le•top

There's something about daddy3 comments

Javamom wrote 3 weeks ago: I do not know what the difference is between the last few days, or the last two years. But for some … more →

Tags: lunchtime routine, preschoolers, <Toddlers

The Apple Fell Far From the Tree (at least my side of the tree)4 comments

joz1234 wrote 3 weeks ago: My oldest son continues to amaze me each and every day.  He definitely is quick and witty like … more →

Tags: Bert, Growing Up, humour, Mommies, Moms, Parenting, silly stuff I see, silly stuff kids do, Funny Stuff Kids Say

The Future Looks Cold5 comments

jayaycee wrote 3 weeks ago: We celebrated The Granddaughter’s 13th birthday a few nights ago with dinner and gifts. She re … more →

Tags: funny things husbands say, funny things daughters say, old folks home, gift bag tissue, gift bags, living in cold weather areas, Cheap Bastard

le•top Takes: Out of the Mouths of Babes!1 comment

Jamee wrote 4 weeks ago: No, I did NOT say that! Mommy, in a few minutes I’m going to have a tantrum because Daddy cook … more →

Tags: Children, cooking, dad, Dinner, Eating/Dining, Just For Fun, le•top Takes: mouths of babes, mom, tantrums

She's all grew'd up.

Ariana Jalfen wrote 1 month ago: This evening Naya informed me that she grew’d because she ate her whole orange after dinner. I … more →

Tags: an ordinary day, mini haha.

My 'Nother Chin...

tanyapecora wrote 1 month ago: I’m not sure if the title will give this one away, but a few days ago Nicholas was lovingly pr … more →

Tags: kids, Family Life, kids and honesty, Cute Kids

le•top Takes: Out of the Mouths of Babes!1 comment

Jamee wrote 1 month ago: No, I did NOT say that! Check out my haunted house! It has lots of scary stuff… a vampire, a g … more →

Tags: Halloween, Just For Fun, le•top, le•top Takes: mouths of babes, mom, Funny Stories, ghost, Haunted House, kids say

Student Quote of the Day1 comment

misscheese wrote 1 month ago: Presenting a demonstration speech, Chronic Absence (this child is NEVER in school), blows my mind … more →

Tags: Education, Humor, Quote Of The Day, Teaching, Educate, Educator, Quotations, Quote, Quotes

The S Word6 comments

jayaycee wrote 1 month ago: When the granddaughter was in kindergarten, she came home from school and told us that someone got i … more →

Tags: The S Word, Stupid

How Cute Is That???1 comment

Chris wrote 1 month ago: As I was driving to work this morning I noticed my neighbors beautiful hydrangea bush – it was loade … more →

Tags: Grandchildren, cute, Children, Just For Fun, le•top Takes: mouths of babes, Childhood, Le top, grandson, Funny Stories

...And she presents me with this note...1 comment

grumpygrumperson wrote 1 month ago: So, basically, I was baby sitting my two nieces the other night. Ones 6, the other is 4. Both girls. … more →

Tags: kids, funny things kids do, notes from a kid, Babysitting, Life, People, Funny

Student Quote of the Day13 comments

misscheese wrote 1 month ago: Some of my all-time favorite, unforgettable, student responses to the question, “Miss Cheese, … more →

Tags: Teaching, Education, Humor, teacher, Students, Student, Teach, Educator, Educate

Lesson #6 When you hear “Uh oh!” just as the toilet is flushing, it’s already too late

mummylife wrote 1 month ago: “Uh oh!”….cue toilet flushing.  At this point you know it’s way too late, bu … more →

Tags: gross, kids, Mummy, toilet, Flushed Away, favourite handbag, Lessons Learnt

Student Quote of the Day1 comment

misscheese wrote 1 month ago: STUDENT: (as serious as he could possibly be):  ”What’s this? A highlighter? Can I use i … more →

Tags: Teaching, Education, Humor, Quote Of The Day, teacher, Students, Student, Teach, Educator

Howdy, Partner4 comments

jayaycee wrote 1 month ago: The granddaughter and her auntie went to see the Disney/Pixar 3D double feature “Toy Story … more →

Tags: Movies, Toy Story Movies, toy story 2, talking woody doll, toy story, Toy Story 2, woody, Disney/Pixar, pull-string doll


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